Chapter 17: A dilemma
"Thousand ...... Year...... Corpse...... Coffin......! ”
I subconsciously read it, my feet still trembling, and the muscles in my whole body became spasms. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info I can't remember what I'm supposed to do? What am I going to do?
In a panicked look, my body leaned back slightly, my steps were unstable, and the floor shook. There's something weird about this place!
No, it can't really be something unclean under your feet, right? Corpse? Zongzi?
It's okay when I was studying, my brother is full of blood, and I'm not afraid of anything, but now in and out of this society for so many years, these horror TV series will only appear in the bridge, Mom, I can't even think about it, I scare my brother when I think about it.
Although my brother usually nests in the bed, especially at night, he likes to watch some zombie movies, zombie movies, tomb robbery films, etc., and I never thought that one day I would really meet it.
I still remember when I was in the dormitory before, I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I called Zhou Yongkang and Lin Hua in the opposite bunk together. As a result, they lost, and decided to watch zombie movies with me all night, and I felt that zombie movies were not exciting enough, so I replaced them with tomb robbery films. I was fascinated by the sight of it.
This tomb robbery, pay attention to the strange atmosphere in the tomb, when the sky is bright, a few black shadows, carrying a few Luoyang shovels, especially single-handedly jumped into the cold and damp cemetery, until the dead of night did not come out, no accident is generally a full load, but, if you encounter that what corpse cockroaches, zongzi and so on, it is not easy to say.
I didn't think it was until I saw a few of them go into the depths of the tomb, and the deeper they went, the more eerie and terrifying they became, and the more dangerous they became, and of course the more exciting it was, the more refreshing it looked. Those who watched it did not know that the experience was truly terrifying.
I watched as a few of them made a robbery hole, entered the tomb, groped for a while, went through many mechanisms, and went back and forth, and finally found a hidden coffin in the strangest place. I'll just wait for them to scream! Wait and wait.
The coffin slowly loosened, and from there came a creaking sound of bones writhing, and it was particularly frightening to listen to the hairs on the back. The curious second fool didn't listen to persuasion, he had to open it and take a look, saying that it was to strengthen his courage. As a result, several people cooperated to move the coffin lid, and a stream of corpse smoke filled out.
Haha, it's going to come out, the zongzi are finally coming out, every time I feel extremely excited and full of anticipation!
As a result, when the zongzi came out, Lin Hua, Zhou Yongkang and the two of them nested in the quilt and cried wolf, shouting that it was too disgusting.
"Haozi, such a heavy-tasting film, you can still watch it, I'm afraid you'll vomit it out overnight. I'm so sleepy, I won't accompany you. "This is Lin Hua.
Zhou Yongkang is even more fake, when he was studying in the past, he never failed all eight exams, and once he accidentally passed, he also said that the female teacher secretly sent Qiu Bo, and I was also drunk. No, now he insists that he is a scholar, and he will not admit it if he is afraid of death. It's all about pride.
"Don't watch it, don't watch it, I, Zhou Yongkang, am a scholar, gentle and elegant, this kind of film with too much bloody smell is not suitable for my taste."
I laughed at them at the time, I was afraid, I knew it was fake, acting, I was afraid like two little girls, I was not manly at all, I was still fat and bold, and my taste was the same.
(No, it's all heavy, haha.) )
"Cut, if you're afraid, just say it, isn't it just zongzi! Uncle Hao, I forked one in one hand, and ate it in two bites, and I didn't have to peel the skin, and even the belt filling was swallowed raw, and it would not be ambiguous at all. ”
Now I can't say such a thing, after all, people get old and their mood changes. Over the years, I have been in the society for many years, and I have gradually become more tactful in dealing with people. Anything is dangerous, and my brother is far away from anything.
Thinking about this, I was distracted, but unexpectedly, my head accidentally hit something like a wall skin, and there was a bang on the top of my head, and I cried out in pain: "Ouch, hey! It hurts me to death! What the hell? ”
"Ouch, what the hell else can it be, you Grandpa Niu and me! Boy, I told you not to move, you still have to move, wait until I don't make a move, see how you end up personally! The bull snorted in pain, "This is a big guy!" ”
At this time, the coffin under his feet seemed to shake even more, and from time to time there was a snoring sound from under the coffin, and the snoring sound was like thunder, and it was as long as a wisp.
Shout...... Boom! Shout...... Boom! Shout...... Bang bang!
I was so frightened that my feet slipped, and one of them fell backwards without holding it, and fell on the coffin. I tried to get up and grab both hands on the coffin, but I grabbed the coldness of one hand, and the biting cold air came out of the crack in the coffin again, blowing on my face, as if there was nothing, my heart was creepy. So he screamed out in a terrible way.
"Mom! There are really zongzi! ”
"How's that, you're scared, aren't you?"
The bull head hurriedly came over and covered my mouth, looking like he was watching a good show and gloating.
"Hahaha, are you coaxing? I, Hao Jian, am not a three-year-old child, if I believe in your bull head, the sow will go up the tree. In order not to admit it, I broke free from his restraints, pretended to laugh, and jumped even harder on the lid of the coffin, and danced with my hands. Show that I am not afraid, no matter what you say. Uh-huh.
I restrained the inexplicable fear in my heart and said disdainfully to him: "Even if there is a thousand-year-old corpse coffin, then I am not afraid." Growing so big, who hasn't seen a few zongzi? ”
I looked at his sinister smile, obviously tired, and I couldn't help but doubt the credibility of his words.
To tell the truth, this bull's head is reliable, and the sows will go up the tree. I saw that he had a chicken thief all over his face, and even his expression was unreliable.
Well, it's not credible, it's not credible. Maybe he wants to see my jokes for a momentary pleasure, and even if I am scared in my heart and my scalp is hairy, I will never admit it. Who am I? I'm the handsome guy who has always been imitated and never surpassed!
In order to hide the fear in my heart, I was so embarrassed and angry! roared at him frantically: "Okay, you bull head, you actually declare a personal vendetta? The king of Yama called you to give me a house, but you gave me a thousand-year-old coffin, didn't I just kindly give you a few suggestions? You actually brought me to such a gloomy place, and let me lie on this coffin to sleep, what are your intentions? If I have a good one today, I will die, and I will not let you go. ”
Uh-uh, it doesn't seem right, aren't I a ghost now? Then what am I afraid of thousand-year-old zombies, 10,000-year-old zongzi? Aren't they all family? If you can move your mouth, try not to use your hands.
"You, my old cow is such a boring person? The communiqué has a personal grudge against you, you new devil is not qualified enough. I'm too lazy to explain it to you. With this strength, it is better to think more about how to get a good night's sleep. ”
I was suddenly about to scold and listen, but suddenly I noticed that the snoring of the thing under the coffin had stopped.
"Yikes! Brother Niu, listen, there is no sound under the coffin? What's going on? ”
"Miserable! It's okay now, it's all your fault for moving too much, I guess that guy wants to come out and breathe! ”
"What?"
The thousand-year-old zongzi is about to come out? And still in front of me?
I'm a ghost, am I running or running? Doesn't running away prove that you are afraid? If you don't run, it's hard to make a fork in one hand, not peel the skin, and eat it in two bites?
I was caught in a dilemma, tangled......