Chapter 16: The Thousand-Year Coffin

"Dizzy?"

I opened my eyes dizzily and found myself lying in a place where my fingers were missing, my face pressed against the floor, and the cold wind blew regularly on my face and neck, making my scalp tingle. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

It's a bit like human breathing! Inhale and exhale, inhale for a few seconds and exhale for a few seconds. But it's just this breath, it's a little weird! It breathed on my face, which actually made me a little difficult to breathe, and my heart was inexplicably depressed and a little breathless, and I panicked. This is pitch black, where can there be people?

"Isn't there a ghost watching me?"

Immediately, when I thought of this, I suddenly felt an inexplicable coldness, fear hit my whole body, and the back of my neck and neck were also cold, so cold that I couldn't help but shiver.

Is this still in the underworld of the Lord of Yama?

My instincts, though, tell me that it's not here. The coldness of this place is different from that of the underworld, and it is so cold that there is an indescribable weirdness and familiarity. It's weird that the cold wind blows too regularly, right? I still vomit and swallow. It's fine if people have to breathe, but this breathing sound, heavy breathing, and the time to inhale and breathe is a bit too long, isn't this like human breathing?

I shivered and reached out to probe under me, hey, hey, not to mention, this floor is slippery and comfortable to the touch, it feels a bit like that kind of good red coffin, not awkward at all, it feels good. It was so comfortable that I didn't even want to roll over and sit up, I just wanted to sleep like this forever. But it's this inexplicable cold wind that makes me a little uncomfortable, and then again, where am I?

"No, I'm not in the Netherworld? How did you come here in a daze? Where is this? I said to myself.

I touched my head, vaguely remembering that after being carried out of the door by that idiot, I was inexplicably knocked unconscious by him. I vaguely remember that when he fainted, he threatened to take me to a good place. Could this be what he calls a "good place"? Why do I think it's so unreliable? He wouldn't have deliberately found an excuse to knock me unconscious and steal my phone?

I subconsciously reacted, niu niu? My iPhone? You won't be knocked out by that stupid cow and let you go, right?

Niuniu's familiar little Lori voice came from her ears: "No, brother, Niuniu is in your pants and butt pockets." ”

"Nani?"

"Brother, you're so heavy! Someone just threw you away, and you woke me up with a thud. It's annoying. "She complained to me as soon as she came.

Saying I'm heavy, it's embarrassing.

Brother is also a tall man of more than 1.75 meters, and 130 pounds is not heavy, right? Compared with the fat man of one hundred and fifty pounds, my brother just happens to be the standard weight in our bedroom!

However, it's okay, it's okay, hearing Niu Niu's complaining means that she hasn't been taken away, and she is still in her brother's pants and butt pocket. Since she is a fully functional, intelligent simulation, free control, and simply omnipotent high-intelligence Apple mobile phone, then she must know where I am now?

"Niuniu, do you know where we are?" I asked expectantly.

"To be honest, Niuniu doesn't know, there's no signal here. Niu Niu can't be recognized. Brother, don't blame Niu Niu. As a result, Niuniu said aggrievedly as soon as she opened her mouth, and immediately poured me a basin of cold water, and my poor hope was shattered.

I'll go, it seems that this old man Jobs's Apple mobile phone still needs to be improved, it's actually no different from our Apple mobile phone there, it's not that it needs a signal, and I thought it was so tall and tall, garbage. I was so angry that I scoffed at it in my heart.

As a result, the cold system prompt came again.

——For the suggestion made by the owner just now, this mobile phone will be fed back to Mr. Jobs in time, and Apple Niu Niu No. 1 did not help the owner solve the problem, and should be punished. Program settings,Now turn on Niuniu's mistake punishment mode,Sleep mode 1,Auto sleep for 1 hour。

Before the system spoke, the Apple phone in the fart pocket didn't vibrate.

Feed? Hey, don't be dormant, Niuniu? Brother really doesn't blame you? Do I still have questions?

……

The phone was silent in the butt pocket of the pants for a long time.

I'm rubbing, this phone still has a temper. There is even a penalty for making a mistake. Are you sure this is a punishment for the phone, not for saying the wrong thing? I'm not in a hurry. Alas. Ahh

I patted my head regretfully, ouch, the back of my head hurts! Didn't you get a concussion from that bull's head? Hmph, it's definitely a stinky cow with a communiqué and a personal vendetta! Deliberately hit so hard.

"Yes! Damn stinky cow! It's so ruthless! I subconsciously complained.

"Ahem!"

A black shadow suddenly appeared in front of me, and it didn't move, Mom, it's so scary, did I break into a ghost? The black shadow didn't speak, only coughed twice.

"Who? Who's coughing where?! ”

There was a guy looking at me in the dark, and when I heard the cough, I immediately rolled over and sat up. Be prepared to defend with both fists in hand. It doesn't matter if he's a human or a ghost, if you dare to scare my brother, I'll do it first.

"I said, it's time to knock you kid out again, so as not to disturb your grandfather Niu and me to rest."

This time I heard it clearly, it was a familiar voice. Isn't that the annoying bull's head? However, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, I endure it.

"Brother Niu, where are we? Why is it so cold and dark here? ”

I touched my naked body, and the cold wind was blowing in my ears, and it was like a knife cutting on my face, and I felt that this place was cold and terrifying, and goosebumps rose all over the place in an instant.

"You kid, why is there so much nonsense? Can't you give me a good night's sleep? Noisy, noisy and noisy, I'll be able to do it."

"I know, you pulled out my tongue and rolled it out with a pin. I know. ”

Cut, I've figured it all out. You Brother Hao Jian, I really don't eat this set. Feelings who are not frightened by the same.

"Also, you kid is fiercer than me! Look at the old cow, I don't "The bull head turned over, clenched his fist, and moved slowly towards me in the dark.

But how could he be so handy in the dark? Sure enough, it's a guy who has been in hell for a long time, and if nothing else, this eyesight is pretty good. I was so frightened that I quickly got up from the ground and ran away, resolutely not letting him touch me.

"Oh, you're a guy, don't you just want to say that you want to use my heart's blood to stir-fry kidney flowers! I know. ”

I shook my head innocently, this routine brother will do.

"If you have the ability, come and arrest me! "I jumped up so I got carried away.

As a result, the more I jumped, the more the ground shook. Just like an earthquake, the floor under your feet is shaky, and that's a little wrong! I wonder if this is the floor? It's kind of like!

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and in a daze, I felt as if I could smell a familiar smell of earth in the air.

Let me think, yes, yes, there was a disgusting smell of the dirt mixed with the smell of rotting corpses. The smell was a bit irritating to the nerves of the brain and coronatic, and it made me want to vomit, a bit like the last time I passed by the new grave in the countryside, the smell of corpses in the air was like this. But it seems to be a little different! Inexplicably, what else do you think is more?

That's right, it's breathing! There is a heavier breath like a human being, no, listen to this sound is getting louder and louder, and if there is nothing, one long and one short, gradually it is comparable to the sound of a horn, where is this human breathing! It's clearly the snoring of some behemoth underground! It can't really be a ghost, right? I subconsciously reacted, the back of my head was cold, my scalp was numb, and my hands and feet were at a loss.

"Boy, what are you bouncing on? Stop! The bull head was furious, "You are looking for death! Do you know what's under you? ”

"What? It can't be a coffin, right? I sighed.

"Hey, you're really right, what you're stepping on is just a black wooden coffin that has been buried for nearly a thousand years!" The bull-headed thief grinned.

"Wouldn't it? A thousand-year-old corpse? ”