"Sneeze ......"

Dahu was in his room, and as soon as he refined the energy of the bowl of medicinal soup, he felt an itch in his nose, so he sneezed through his nose. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Dahu rubbed his nose with his hand, and couldn't help but secretly think in his heart, could it be a cold.

"Cold? Haha......"

The old fart heard what seemed to be the best joke in the big tiger's mind, and he couldn't help but laugh.

"Huh? Old fart? What are you laughing at? ”

Dahu was a little stunned when he heard the old man's mocking laughter, so he asked. Although Dahu can communicate with the old fart without opening his mouth, he has been used to it for so many years, so when it is not necessary, Dahu is still used to communicating with his mouth.

"I laugh at you for being stupid...... Do you catch a cold with your current physical fitness? It's to put you in the water...... Then take it out and air dry, put it in water, and then take it out and air dry, and so on for a hundred and eighty times...... You won't catch a cold ...... at all."

The old fart held back a smile and explained to the big tiger.

"Ah...... Old fart...... So you say it...... Wouldn't I be a dried fish? ”

When the big tiger heard this, he also followed the words of the old fart, and made a small joke very rarely.

"Huh? I'm telling you the truth, I'm not talking to you, with your current cultivation of the third layer of Qi cultivation, you are no longer afraid of any wind and cold, and it is difficult to catch a cold or get sick or something in this life......"

As soon as the old man heard Dahu's words, he immediately explained with a slightly angry face.

"Damn, it's so powerful? Then why do I still sneeze? ”

Dahu asked a little strangely.

"This ...... Sneezing...... Actually, someone is talking about you......"

The old fart thought for a moment and explained to the big tiger.

"Someone is talking about me? Is it my family? ”

When the big tiger heard what the fart old man said, he couldn't help but think of his relatives in the distance.

"No, your home is so far away from here...... I just miss you or talk about you...... You won't sneeze because ......"

Speaking of this, the old fart thought about it again and thought about how to explain it to the hairy boy in front of him.

"Because what...... There is a limit to the distance that one can think of another person, if it is too far away...... The other person will not react. According to the ingredients in this sneeze of yours......"

The old fart said that this was interrupted by the big tiger.

"Oops...... Old fart......... This sneeze ...... What's the ingredients? ”

"Xiao Li...... You don't understand this, do you...... There are many kinds of sneezes, so I won't say much about anything else, just take your sneeze as an example! This sneeze of yours has emotions ......"

"Wait...... Why did it get to the emotions again? ”

The old fart was interrupted by the big tiger as he spoke, and his face was slightly angry and said, "I said little plum...... Can you respect someone else for a while, I hope ...... When I'm talking, you try not to interrupt me, it affects my train of thought, do you know? ”

"Hehe, I'm sorry old fart, I didn't treat you as a human being."

The big tiger said to the old man with a smile.

"What? Don't treat me as a human being? ”

The old fart couldn't help but blush when he heard this, if he didn't live in the body of the big tiger now, he wouldn't necessarily give him two farts and let him know the consequences of not respecting the old and loving the young.

"Huh? Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that......"

When the big tiger heard the words of the old fart, he knew that he had misunderstood what he meant, and he was trying to explain something, but he didn't expect the old fart to interrupt.

"That'...... What do you mean? If your explanation doesn't satisfy me, then I'm ...... I'll confine myself for a month, huh...... If you have any more questions for me...... Let's wait a month! ”

"Don't be an old fart, you might as well lock me up for a month."

When the big tiger heard that the old man was going to confine himself for a month, he began to feel anxious.

"That'...... Tell me what you mean by that, right? ”

The old fart looked at Dahu's anxious expression, and his face began to gradually improve, but after remembering the words of not treating you as a human being, he was still a little angry.

"Oh...... It's such a fart old man, I really didn't treat you as a person, a powerful character like you, you have always been a god-like existence in my mind, how can you be a human? ”

Dahu didn't have any pause, he finished his words in one breath, he was really afraid that the fart old man would lock him up, in that case, he would be very dangerous, in the face of a ghost like Lao Lu, he really had nothing to do, if the old fart didn't care...... Then he's really as old ass says...... Surely death.

"Hmm...... I love to hear this, not to brag to you! I think I ...... back then."

Although Big Tiger's words are not sycophants, they also have some sycophancy. But this sounds like a fart...... That's the truth, that's why when the old fart came to show the big tiger how awesome and powerful he was when he was there, and there were tens of thousands of young girls chasing him.

This big tiger listened to the old fart braggadocio and didn't make a draft, and he was very helpless, and it took a long time for the old fart to finish blowing his deeds, and then it was the big tiger's turn to speak.

"Old fart, can I speak?"

Dahu remembered the lesson just now, so he asked for the opinion of the old fart.

"Okay, you can say it, but don't say anything envious or adoring me...... Hehe! ”

The fart old man has not yet come back to his senses in the awesome memories of the past, and he is not humble at all when he speaks.

"Uh??? Okay, so I said it? ”

Dahu was full of doubts after listening to the words of the old man, you said that this old man is mixed up like this, and he doesn't even have a secondary body, ah! is still blowing how he is doing at that point, this cheek seems to be ...... No, there's still a face there, it's just a naked cowhide.

"Okay, you say, I'll listen!"

The old fart replied triumphantly.

"Actually, I want to say, that sneeze you just said...... In other words, what kind of ingredients are in it...... What kind of emotion...... What the hell is going on? ”

The big tiger finally had a chance to speak, so he said all his doubts.

"Alas! This sneeze ...... Didn't I say that! It is a reaction that a person has to the thoughts of others. And what about the ingredients and emotions in this! In fact, it is a feeling of missing or missing another person, just like the sneeze you just had, there is a complaining mood in it, indicating that this person not only misses you, but also complains about you...... It's often the kind of person you love, you won't be secretly crushed by someone, right? ”

After the old fart explained, he analyzed the sneeze of the big tiger. (To be continued.) )