"Fart old, I find you really amazing, whether it's the comprehension of farts or the study of sneezing, it's a must! What else do you have that you don't have? Don't hide it and teach me......"

The big tiger said to the old man with a courteous face,

"Huh...... You can rest assured that this will naturally be, but with your current situation, it is inconvenient to learn more, and there is a saying that it is difficult to refine more? The most important thing for you at the moment is to practice the "Fart Magic Technique" I gave you, which may be something that will save your life in the future, as for other things...... You just need to know a little bit about it, in your words here...... What I said should be that adults and children should not know too early, otherwise it will affect their growth. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The old fart talked for a long time, and there was nothing the big tiger wanted to know, and after the big tiger listened to the old fart's words, his smiling face suddenly became depressed.

"Alas...... I'm eighteen years old, I'm not a kid anymore, and I've studied even the things between men and women very thoroughly......"

"Huh?"

The old fart was a little confused when he heard what the big tiger said, he just gave an example to illustrate the problem, and the big tiger thought of it, it seems that the big tiger likes to use the next three ways to think about the problem.

"That'...... How thoroughly have you researched? ”

The old man was really speechless about this big tiger, so he simply teased him a few words, and after a while, this kid asked questions.

"Haha...... I'll tell you old fart, there are many open videos on the Internet right now, which are dedicated to ......"

Da Hu shared how he studied and how to learn the theory of the relationship between men and women, and shared it with the old man without reservation.

"Oh...... Do you know a lot about this? Has it ever been practiced? ”

The fart old man listened to the words of the big tiger in the clouds, some words and some words, and even some words he didn't understand very well, don't look at the fart old man lived for an unknown number of years, and he couldn't be clearer about some things, but for some reason, he is still a child, otherwise he would not have practiced for a long time, and finally achieved positive results and got the god name of a fart honor.

"Practice? Hehe...... This to no. ”

The big tiger's face is not so thick, and when he listens to the old fart asking him about his practice, his face is also slightly red.

"Oh...... Not yet...... I'm relieved. ”

The fart elder sighed in his heart when he heard the big tiger's answer, although the two are now in a state of cooperation, but the fart old invisibly regards the big tiger as his apprentice, if this kid breaks his body, then the cultivation of his "fart magic trick" will be extremely slow.

"Reassured? Have I practiced it, and what does it have to do with whether you are at ease or not? ”

After listening to the old fart's words, Dahu began to wonder if he had a relationship with him.

"Alas!" The fart elder sighed, and said: "The relationship is naturally there, because the "Fart Divine Technique" I gave you can only be cultivated fast by the body of a child, otherwise it will not move forward." ”

"Ah......h

The big tiger opened his mouth wide when he heard this.

"Doesn't that mean...... I can't get close to women anymore? ”

"Hmm...... So to speak, but as long as you don't break your body, you can hug and even kiss and touch anything else...... These are still okay. ”

After listening to Da Hu's somewhat negative words, the fart old man explained to Da Hu again.

"Ah...... Can only that? If I can't help it, this ...... What can I do? ”

Once again, the big tiger asked his own question.

"It's easy to do, you just need to buy a piece of meat or something else that can solve the problem, and you can solve it yourself, but remember not to touch things with negativity, otherwise the yang energy in your body will be lost."

The old fart told when he heard this.

"Oh...... I know. ”

Dahu no longer wanted to discuss this issue that should not be discussed with the old man, so he stopped talking after speaking, and looked out at the sky, it was already sunset, and the day was about to pass.

"Bang Bang ......"

When Dahu was depressed, there was a knock on the door of the room, Dahu knew that in this small courtyard, except for him, it was Lan Yue, it seemed that this girl had something to find herself, Dahu sorted out his thoughts, got up and opened the door.

"Ah, Dahu, you finally came out, you see it's getting dark, and we're having dinner at home? Or go out to eat? ”

Blue Moon only stayed here for one day, and regarded this place as her home, so she regarded herself as home when she spoke.

"Ugh!!"

Dahu was stunned when he heard this, he seemed to be a bit like his mother talking to his father, but after seeing Lan Yue's dinosaur face, he shook his head vigorously.

"Ah...... What do you mean by that? Are you going to go out...... Still not at home? Don't just shake your head? Talking? ”

Lan Yue watched the big tiger shake his head vigorously but didn't speak, and he didn't understand what the big tiger meant, so he opened his mouth and asked.

"Uh......"

Dahu didn't expect Lan Yue's imagination to be so strong, he just shook his head to sober up, and he would be thought of by her like that, Dahu was really speechless with admiration.

"That...... Let's go out and eat! I'm in for ......."

When Lan Yue heard that the big tiger had invited guests to dinner, her face instantly improved a lot.

"Okay, then the palace reluctantly agreed to your invitation......"

The big tiger listened to Blue Moon's words...... I couldn't help but secretly disdain in my heart; "Damn, just your face...... Do you think I'm willing to treat you to dinner? If it weren't for the fact that you lent me money today, I would have been too lazy to ask you to ......."

Dahu just thought about it in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, if he said it...... Blue Moon didn't eat him yet.

The big tiger changed his clothes and took Lan Yue out to find a place to eat, but Lan Yue wore a mask when she went out, the purpose of which was to prevent scaring others, but this mask almost caused her trouble.

……

"Alas...... Third, you see that the girl in front of you is in good shape? ”

On the road of Sihai Village, there are three strong men, these three strong men have some messy tattoos on their arms, they are the bullies in this Sihai Village, and they are also the three sons of the village chief.

"Yes, the big one, you look at the torso, and the fat buttocks, and, you see that the long legs are really impressive, and it's itching......"

The strong man, who was called the third child, heard his eldest brother's question, and looked at the back of a woman not far in front of him with a blank look.

"Big one, third child, go over and have a look, if it's good...... Our brother will be on his turn tonight, it's still the old rule, roll the dice, whoever has the most points will go first. ”

The remaining other strong man said to the boss and the third without scruples.

"Okay, just do what the second child said, and go ......"

As he spoke, the three strong men caught up with the woman in front of them. (To be continued.) )