Chapter 323: Three of a Kind
"Huh? What are you talking about? Posing as innocent, Xiao Ai rolled her eyes and looked at the sky.
Seeing that she was going to cheat, I shook my head and said to her: "Children's shoes, let's not bring such a ha, it's okay, I want to lose the bet and regret whoever puppy"
"yes, I heard that, too." Da Niu said, nodding his head fiercely.
"You're everywhere, you give me a side!" Staring at the big cow with fierce eyes, Xiao Ai took out a vegetable seller and quarreled with others.
Although Da Niu loves to join in the fun, he was really a little scared when he saw this situation, he shrank behind the crowd, squatting on the side and didn't dare to squeak, at this time, Ding Ling also ran over and pleaded: "Okay, okay, it's just a joke, do you really want Xiao Ai to eat this?" ”
"I'm serious, and I'm willing to gamble." With a straight face, I said.
"Hmph, stingy, too lazy to pay attention to you." Xiao Ai heard this, snorted coldly, and then walked to the corner and squatted on the side like a big cow and didn't make a sound, seeing that she was finally honest, my heart was dark, I pulled Ding Ling to scrape on her nose, but I saw Ding Ling pouting a little mouth and looking unhappy.
When I first saw her, I was very puzzled, but after thinking about it carefully, I suddenly understood the reason, I took her in my arms and whispered: "Niu'er, are you jealous?" ”
"Nope." Ding Ling said, puffed up her cheeks and turned her head, seeing her like this, even with the soles of her feet, I knew what she was thinking, I held up the little face that I couldn't see enough, and smirked with my forehead against her head, but I was pinched hard by this girl in the waist.
"Flirtatious, please go back and do it." Squatting there, Xiao Ai said.
"You're upset, aren't you?" Turning to look at her, I said.
"Hmph." Xiao Ai said, pouting again.
I always feel that if a woman always pouts, she will definitely leave a problem with crooked lips and slanted eyes, but these people around me seem to have this bad habit.
"Boss, what the hell are you going to do with this thing?" Pointing to the huge toad that was thrown on the ground, Chubby asked me.
I touched my chin, and then whispered to the couple who were standing aside muttering: "Since Xiao Ai doesn't eat it, then leave it to the eldest brother and sister-in-law, and you can handle it yourself." ”
"No, no, no, no, no" When the eldest brother heard this, his head shook like a drum, he grinned and withdrew from the distance, and then said to me: "Little brother, if you really think that the eldest brother is pitiful, take this thing away, we, this small family really can't settle it." It's okay to say anything else, what if it comes back to life, it's troublesome brother, you can deal with it."
"It's all right, it's all dead." I smiled, I said.
"No, no, big brother, you better take it away, we're afraid!" Seeing that I refused to take it away, the sister-in-law who had not spoken much also waved her hand to me.
"Well, then I'll be disrespectful." As I spoke, I grinned and took the toad in my hand, and immediately beckoned everyone to evacuate.
When the eldest brother saw that we were leaving, he pulled us and didn't let us go, while he was busy calculating the expenses with us, and at the same time he insisted on having a meal.
I shook my head and said to him, "No, no, the meal is free, how can we be embarrassed to charge more, besides, didn't you help Chubby them, just make a friend." ”
As I spoke, I took out a business card in my bosom and gave it to him, telling him that he would call us if he had something, and there were people all day on Sundays.
When the couple saw that I was sincere, they didn't insist anymore, and thanked us for sending us far away before turning back.
"Boss, why are you so generous? Didn't you say that private feelings are private feelings, and business is business, they all say that brothers have to settle accounts, why are they so so and so this time" Xiaopang said, as if he was a little short of words.
I knew what he was going to say, so he put on a fake look and smiled bitterly: "Don't you see, this family is also very miserable by this toad, besides, from the perspective of speech and demeanor, this couple is also an honest and loyal type of person, really, not annoying." And they helped you, and you called me here, I'm the boss to give you some face, if I still want money in this case, how can you raise your head in front of them? I'm right no. ”
"Yes, yes." Da Niu said, nodding violently, at this time, the little policewoman who came out with me was very puzzled with her bag, and asked me where the toad came from, how it grew so big, and asked me why it hid in the couple's house and scared the kitten and dog away.
I thought about it for a while and said to her: "I'm not sure about this, it should be a feng shui bureau set up by a master." You've also heard the saying Feng Shui Fish, Feng Shui Fish. Under a certain environment, raising a few goldfish can turn the dilapidated realm into a feng shui treasure that is beneficial to the homeowner, turning decay into magic. And as far as I know, there are many things similar to the Feng Shui Bureau, such as the cactus we caught is one of them, I estimate that there are masters who hide this toad here and set up a bureau to attract wealth and treasure. Didn't you listen to what the big brother said, the porridge shop before, the business was very prosperous, and some people said that the place was a treasure of feng shui, but if you look at that area again, it is really not a good place to do business, I think, the reason why it can make so much money is also related to the toad. ”
"So, this toad is used to attract wealth and treasure?" The little policewoman said, took the toad over and looked at it, and suddenly asked me: "No, isn't the toad that attracts wealth and treasure three-legged?" Why are there four of them? ”
"Yo, you also know that the toad that attracts wealth and treasure is a three-legged one! Not easy. Hooking the corners of her mouth, I praised her, and the little policewoman knew that I had something to say, so she snorted coldly and teased: "You can say whatever you ask, where is so much nonsense!" ”
"Ah, awesome? Mix it up, you say it again, I'll listen! Seeing her pose like a stinky fart, I squinted at her and jokingly protested. When the little policewoman saw it, she was a little jealous, she hid behind Ding Ling, and then hugged Ding Ling's arm and hummed and told her dissatisfaction: "Sister Ding Ling, look at him, look at him, he bullies people!" It's so fierce to a girl! ”
"Ignore him, that's how he is." Ding Ling said, and also glanced at me, but as soon as these words came out, she said to me with a smile: "Well, that, in fact, I also want to know why it is not three legs." ”