"I don't sue you." Turning his head angrily, I was too lazy to take care of this female devil who was eating inside and out, Ding Ling saw it, and immediately let go of Xiao Ai and ran over and began to grind with a smile: "Husband, you can tell me about it, please you." ”

"Let me think about it." Pretend to be reserved, I said.

"He's waiting for you to kiss him." At this time, the little policewoman who was walking with Chubby behind interjected very teasingly.

Seeing that she looked very understanding, I looked back at her, and at this time, the little policewoman hid behind Chubby and showed half of her face, and stuck out her tongue a little mischievously.

Ding Ling thought for a while, and hit my shoulder with a slight red face, I knew that this girl was shy, so she put down her body and explained: "Well, what do you say, if you want to talk about the relationship between this toad and fortune and treasure, then it's a long story." Let me ask you, do you know which allusion the three-legged toad came from? ”

"There's an allusion to this. Isn't it just a sentence, three-legged toads are not easy to find, and two-legged living people are. The little policewoman said, quite surprised.

"Yes, there is such a saying, this sentence actually came from a story that was passed down from a long, long time ago. The protagonist of the story is still a big figure in the history of the development of Taoism, some people say that he is one of the four ancestors of the south and one of the five ancestors of the north, and he was once ranked among the eight immortals, occupying the position of Zhang Guolao to receive incense. ”

"Who?" As soon as he heard this, Xiao Ai, who was following behind with a pout, suddenly asked.

"Bangs." As I spoke, I pulled the ghost over and stroked the hair on her forehead and said to them, "Don't doubt it, it's this bang." The bangs we are talking about now are the hairstyles that his old man invented. ”

"Is he a woman?" Looking at the ghost's curtain, the little policewoman grinned.

"No, it's a man, it should be a white-haired elder." I smiled, I said.

"Then that old man is still," the little policewoman said, the comparison seemed to be very incomprehensible, and finally the girl covered her forehead and compromised: "Okay, the people at that time were different from now, you can continue to tell your story, what does this bangs you said have to do with this toad." ”

"I'm going to start from the beginning, don't interject." Speaking of this, I looked back at Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai pouted to express dissatisfaction, and then ran over and pulled Ding Ling's arm to make a look of "this girl is not interested in listening to you make up stories".

Seeing that she was quite straightforward, I would smile and walk with everyone under the silent street lamp in the second half of the night to tell them a story I knew.

In fact, this Liu Haier is indeed a very capable Taoist priest, and like Lu Dongbin, he is a true immortal recognized by the Northern and Southern Taoist Sects.

It is said that this person is a genius, he entered the government at the age of fifteen, became the prime minister at the age of fifty, and he also feels good about the scenery and sightseeing all his life. Later, one day, a pot-bellied old man came to the house, the old man called himself Zhengyangzi, in fact, it was Han Zhongli, who was widely known later, he came to make a destined person, but he couldn't say that in front of Liu Haier.

This old guy also has a way, first talk to Liu Haier about immortals, and there are some profound and inexplicable things in the conversation.

Liu Haier is a literate person, and when he heard it, he was suddenly in awe, and at this time, Han Zhongli turned to ask him how he was doing now.

When Liu Haier heard it, she didn't hide it, saying that I have a lot of houses and how much money, how many daughters-in-law and how many children, I have a car when I go out, I have fish for dinner, I am a very prominent minister, and I have to give face as long as I say a word.

Han Zhongli saw that he was proud, smiled, and immediately stretched out his hand and put it in front of the other party, saying, you give me ten copper coins and ten eggs, and I will teach you the truth of life.

When Liu Hai'er heard this, he was quite puzzled, so he waved his hand and asked his subordinates to take ten copper coins and ten eggs, Han Zhongli put a copper coin on the table in front of him, and then put the eggs on the copper coin and stood up and said to him, "This is your land, this is your money and grain." ”

Then he put a copper coin on top of the egg, and another egg on it, and said, "This is your official position, and this is your fame." ”

In this way, Han Zhongli stacked all ten copper coins and nine eggs, a high layer, but did not collapse, and each egg and copper coin had a reference. In the end, Han Zhongli took the only egg left in his hand and said to him: "This is your life, you can try it yourself!" Can you put it on! ”

Liu Haier took the eggs, looked at the large array of copper coins composed of eggs and copper coins that stood up like a stick, and carefully placed the eggs on top, but as soon as the eggs fell into the square hole of the copper coins, the eggs and copper coins scattered with a bang, and even the last egg fell to the ground, and the juice splashed everywhere.

In fact, Han Zhongli's reason for suing Liu Haier is very simple, in today's words, it is not to be sassy. Money, wives and concubines, power positions, all seemingly beautiful things are like eggs and copper coins at the bottom, making too much of it, can only make you yourself precarious, only your life is the most important, let him understand this truth, is to persuade him to let go of the earthly edge and cultivate.

It is said that Liu Haier was also shocked at that time, thought about it carefully, and only spit out two words in a daze: "Dangerous!" ”

Soon after, the goods dismissed the family property, settled the wife and concubines, and asked the immortals with a small shop by himself.

Of course, with Han Zhongli's introduction to this kind of immortal, it is not difficult to find a master, according to the official statement, Liu Haier's master is even more awesome, that is, the well-known head of the five ancestors of the North, the head of the eight immortals, it is said that it is Lu Dongbin, the "pure yangzi" who ignited Zhang Sanfeng after N years.

It is said that Lu Dongbin taught Liu Haier a series of divine channel methods with the main content of "quiet and inaction", "double cultivation of life" and "return of gold liquid", the master really taught, the apprentice really learned, and after several years of hard study, no other effect appeared, first refined this gray-haired bangs into a little fart child with two small dimples!

Rejuvenation, isn't it?

Lu Dongbin saw that Liu Haier learned well, so he let him go down the mountain, in layman's terms, Liu Haier in this period is to do good deeds everywhere to accumulate merit, as a famous immortal, this kind of trivial matter is naturally handy, only once met a gold toad that uses gold, silver and jewelry as food and specializes in harming people, it took a little trouble.