After Xiao Zhao finished working, I began to tell the third story, "The third story is the story of an assistant manager in our company's human resources department. That's what happened before I left Beijing.

I vaguely remember him handing over his resignation and a thick envelope to the CEO of our company. After reading the resignation letter, the boss opened the envelope, which did not contain those fake and empty words, and was written very sincerely. To sum up, there are no more than three points: the first point is to put forward a number of opinions on the company's internal personnel problems and his personal solutions; The second point is that after he leaves, which subordinate can take over his position as soon as possible, and who can take over the position of that subordinate, anyway, a set of resumes is written on a whole A4 paper, and everyone's advantages and disadvantages are written at a glance for the boss's reference; The third is to review his mental journey in the past few years since he joined the company, from the initial small employee to the current deputy manager, through the ups and downs.

In good conscience, I've seen the contents of the envelope, and I'm familiar with this assistant manager. In the past few years since he came to the company, his achievements are obvious to all: through performance reform, the company's morale and efficiency have been improved; Through the talent echelon Jihua, it provides sufficient talent reserves for the company's later expansion; Through the exchange of positions of middle-level cadres, these leaders can have a more comprehensive understanding of the work process of the entire company.

Then I attached a career plan of my own, which recorded in detail what position I wanted to do at what age. For now, although the boss's company is very cost-effective in all aspects, it is just a lack of challenge, and if he stays any longer, the deputy manager is afraid that he will run out of sharpness, and to put it bluntly, his departure has nothing to do with the company, and it is his personal decision.

Then it is the core data of the personnel department, the email password used in the company's office, the focus of work in the near future, and the backup documents of all relevant data.

zuihou is a very sincere letter of thanks, thanking the company's boss for his personal trust, thanking the general manager for taking care of him for many years, thanking his subordinates for their dedication to implementing each of their plans, thanking all colleagues and friends who have helped him, in short, he wrote the advantages of the people he knows in the company through this letter of thanks. When he was over, he did not forget to promise the boss that once the company needed him, he would come back without hesitation. (Off topic: Why do you think this man is so smart?) In the past, when an employee resigned, the CEO just approved it and it was over. Only on the day the deputy general manager left the company, the boss made an exception to give him a farewell party, after the dinner, everyone also went to KTV to sing, zuihou boss secretly stuffed the deputy general manager half a year's salary, which is a recognition of his work, but also a backhand, afraid that the future will be useful to the other party. ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Zhao filled his wine glass again, looked at me and said: "Why are there so many awesome people in your company, no wonder I was fascinated by you, it turns out that you are a player who crawled out of the thief pile (don't be a thief, speak a smart dialect)!" ”

"Cheers!" I drank it all after touching the wine glass with Xiao Zhao, and then concluded: "This story teaches us that we should leave a line in life and see each other in the future." Like your practice of pit the proprietress when you leave, I advise you to avoid it. ”

Seeing Xiao Zhao bow his head and drink sullenly, I continued: "Don't you always ask me that Weishenme knows so many people? The simplest way is: people praise people, the more praise, the higher they are, and the more people degrade people, the more they depreciate, the more they depreciate. Just like the waitress we ordered just now, if I hold her and talk a few words, I can add more soup to drink, and a few simple words can also communicate our feelings for each other, why don't I do it?

Just for the few words I just said, she has a married friend by her side, and she will definitely jump high to introduce me here. Putting this aside, let's talk about your boss lady, she said that you hooked up with that old man (when I said this, I couldn't help but daxiao myself), then you won't do what he likes. ”

"Haha, Lao Jia, don't be happy, I'm about to be teased by you." Xiao Zhao saw that I was smiling funny, and he also daxiao with me. "Tell me, what is the way to deal with that old woman?" After laughing, Xiao Zhao hurriedly asked me for a specific solution.

"That's not easy, let me tell you how you did it first." "How did I do that?" Xiao Zhao blinked and looked at me in surprise.

"You work hard every day, collect money when you go to work, drive the machine, mop the floor when there are fewer people, clean up the computer desk, work day after day, month after month, take money, go home, go out to have fun, am I right?" I said to Xiao Zhao with a wicked smile.

"Hey, how do you know?" Xiao Zhao's answer confirmed that I was right.

"To put it bluntly, this thing is that the proprietress herself is not confident! You listen to me, after seeing the proprietress tomorrow, I pretended to be surprised and praised the proprietress and said, "Oh, sister, what kind of method do you use, why do you look young again?" After the other party pretended to answer a few words, you continued to compliment: "My sister is still beautiful, just the SPA and cosmetics you said, I can't make my sister's temperament when they are painted on my face." After the other party was stunned, you continued: "That brother-in-law is really good to my sister, and you can see these things that you bought for your sister." "That's what it is, anyway."

"Gross!" Xiao Zhao vomited, "Lao Jia, don't disgust me, I can't say this, especially in front of that old woman." ”

"Do you want a raise at the end of the month?" "Yes!" "Do you want to work less and get more money?" "Of course I want to, I don't want to be a fool!" "Do you want the proprietress to take you out shopping if she has something to do, buy you some here, and give you some small gifts there?" "I'm the next Olympian! Just her little pick, can you give me something? ”

I reluctantly tapped my empty wine glass on the table, "I'll just ask you if you want to or not, right?" "Of course!" Xiao Zhao's eyes widened and he replied.

"If you want, you can do what I just said. Remember, the point is to compliment the proprietress for having a temperament, dressing up decently, praising the two of them for their husband and wife's affection, don't take the lead, and bring you to the table to compare with the proprietress, do you understand? ”

I seemed to have forgotten one, so I quickly added: "Oh, by the way, you are born to walk, you can't work, you learn it all the time after tomorrow." What you have to overcome now is your subconscious disgust towards the boss lady, as long as you can do this, the rest of the matter will be much easier. ”

I saw Xiao Zhao frowning, holding back for a long time, and then said to me: "Lao Jia, I didn't remember what you just said, what should I do?" ”

I'm the next Olympics! How old is this Nima Xiaozhao, and he has not reached the age of seventy or eighty years of Alzheimer's disease, so he can't remember these few words. Angry, I shouted at the waiter: "Sister, bring me a piece of paper and a pen!" ”

to be continued