"Hehe, Brother Jia has more ways to do it!" Xiao Zhao's child is not good at this, maybe this is also a common problem of post-90s children, as long as someone helps, he will never take his own hands and brains.

I wrote for twenty minutes, and then handed Xiao Zhao the thing that wrote haode, and instructed me a thousand times: "All kinds of flattering words written on haode must be kept in mind, and when you can't use it, take it out and look at it, which will not only not help you, but will even make your boss realize that someone is giving you advice, but it will hurt you." Remember? ”

"Got it, got it!" Xiao Zhao put the two pieces of paper in his hand into his satchel, and said to me with a smile: "Anyway, with you as a military advisor, it's a big deal to give you a call, and you can still ignore me." ”

I have a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, and I think I also often use this method to deal with the fourth aunt and the sloppy Taoist, which is really a cycle of retribution and unpleasant retribution. But after all, my relationship with Xiao Zhao was not ordinary (beyond the friendship ^_^ between friends), so I had to cry and say with a sad face: "If I'm busy, I won't answer the phone much, and you know that." ”

"Pull it down, if you don't answer the wrong call, how do you know the nine-and-a-half girl?" Xiao Zhao really didn't save me any face, what he thought in his heart, he said it directly.

"You're a real girl, didn't I just be poor with the other party for a while, and I was asked by someone else afterwards, and the other party and I didn't have any substantive incidents, why do you bite this thing every time?" I asked Xiao Zhao with some embarrassment.

"Yo! If I don't show up, do you dare to promise not to put the other person in bed? Seeing that I was angry, Xiao Zhao also knew that what he said was inappropriate, so he stuck out his tongue and comforted me cutely: "Okay, Lao Jia, don't be angry, that kind of girl who goes home at half past nine, how can she get into your eyes, right?" ”

I reluctantly drank a beer, regretting that I told the little girl in front of me about the girl at half past nine because of my poor mouth.

Let's talk about Weishenme calling Pan Yue's girl half past nine, the main reason is that every time she goes out for a stroll at night, she always emphasized: "Her parents often say that girls must go home after half past nine in the evening." Moreover, she has always followed this rule, and has not given me any chance to take advantage of it.

I also asked her, "Don't your parents know that what happens after half past nine will happen before half past nine?" "Yes." Pan Yue glared at the innocent big eyes and replied, "But my dad often said that after half past nine in the evening, it is more convenient for those men to do bad things." Pan Yue said without any sense of disobedience, so I couldn't bear to accuse her father of actually staring at her eyes and talking nonsense. You must know that the idea of a man doing such a bad thing will not be divided into day or night at all, the main thing is whether the timing is right or not!

"What's the matter, is it already married at half past nine?" Seeing that I was holding a wine glass and pondering, Xiao Zhao asked me in surprise.

"What do you say?" I sighed and filled my glass again.

Seeing my sigh, Xiao Zhao immediately cheered and said, "I'll just say, that kind of old woman who pretends to be like pure water can't get married in this life!" "Xiao Zhao has definitely been in contact with me for a long time, and when he speaks, his mouth is as poisonous as mine.

I had a headache and drank another beer. Xiao Zhao can't say that he is all right, but he is not far from the truth.

When Pan Yue goes out with men, she usually chooses after dinner, which may have something to do with her job as an accountant. But every man who goes out with her will return home. Take me for example: the first time she asked me to go to the square, I happily went to the appointment with the mentality of doing something bad, but when it was half past eight, she said she was going home.

As a patient wolf, even if I didn't succeed the first time, I had to make a good impression on the other party, so I proposed to send her home, because it was not safe on the road. Who knew that Pan Yue didn't appreciate it at all, and directly told me that she was going back by bus, and her home was very close to the station, so she didn't need me to send it.

I thought that the relationship with the other party would end here, but after a week, I received a call from her again, inviting me to go out to dinner at five o'clock in the evening.

I thought that the other party had figured it out, and it was more likely that I had fallen in love with the suave me (a little narcissistic, don't spray if I don't like it), so I carefully figured it out and happily went to the appointment.

For dinner at a pre-war rice noodle shop, I can still remember ordering a 25 yuan cauldron with a pancake of Indian bread. Dinner was quite enjoyable, and it was almost seven o'clock in the evening when I proposed to Pan Yue to go to the slow shake bar where I was.

The conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't want to pull each other to bed at the time, but I just wanted to break the rule that she had to go home at half past nine, and the mischievous mentality was heavier, maybe men were fun, and it was natural to do it.

Pan Yue declined my invitation with a serious face. I was very puzzled and asked, "What are you afraid of, there are so many people in the slow shake bar, how else can I drop you?" The old guy thought about it, and replied to me strangely, "Mainly to avoid suspicion." ”

I scratched my head and asked, "What are you avoiding?" I'm not married, you're not married, and besides, if I take a friend of the opposite sex to my place of work, it's nothing, who doesn't have a few friends of the opposite sex? ”

Pan Yue took advantage of my speech to call the waiter and paid half of the fee, "It's better for the two of us to be AA, I don't like to take advantage of others (and I don't like others to take advantage of her." I really wanted to ask Ya at the time: "Is it AA that we will open a room in the future?" "It's just that I'm too embarrassed to ask. So I paid the other half of the fee and waited for the other party's answer.

"I never go to places that I can't control." After seeing my helpless look, Pan Yue hurriedly explained: "This is not for you, it is the same for everyone, whether it is the same sex or the opposite sex, so you don't have to be entangled." ”

When I met this kind of conformist girl, my heart was half cold, but my competitive spirit still drove me to ask, "Then you can invite me to your house next time?" "I thought to myself, your house is under your control, I'll see how you answer, and then decide whether to associate with you in the future.

"That's impossible, I never bring the opposite sex home." Pan Yue said to me very seriously, I have a small heart, pull out the cold drops.

"Oh, then I'll go to work first." After leaving the rice noodle shop, I thought that I would never have an intersection with the other party, but a few days after separation, this girl called me again to ask me to come out for a walk, I will go!

To this day, I still have contact with this girl, but most of the time, I communicate on the phone, but I am not stupid enough to go out with her, Lang wastes my precious time.

to be continued