Just as the waiter turned around and was about to leave, the girl asked again, "Is there an eighty-two year Lafite?" ”

"I'm sorry, we don't have that fine wine here." After hearing the waiter's answer, the girl pouted and muttered dissatisfiedly: "What a broken restaurant, there is no such wine." ”

As soon as the girl finished speaking, I sensed that my brother was about to get up and leave. Nima, we haven't started to fight back yet, and we can't go now. So I stepped on Lin Lin's feet, and the thing grinned, glared at me, and then waited for this girl to continue.

"Be in control, be careful, don't disturb. I don't want to be monitored by my husband all the time when I go out with my sisters in the future, constantly calling and urging me to go home, I think as long as both parties fully trust, there is no need to do more, you just need to show that you care, please don't use the excuse of love to control me.

And don't bother who are stingy, stingy, and unwilling to spend money for me. There is a good saying, a man is willing to spend money for you does not mean that he loves you, but a man who is not willing to spend money for you must not love you. I must find a man who is willing to spend money for me.

Explain in advance, I have my own money, and most of the designer clothes and bags in my family are bought with the money I earn, so I won't let you buy luxury jewelry for me often, but if you still have to fool me with a few hundred yuan on my birthday, I think you are a little stingy, after all, there is nothing too much to give a decent gift a year.

A man who is particularly stingy with his girlfriend must be thinking about the cost of breaking up, this kind of man, you can't want it. After saying that, this slut actually raised her hand to show us the bag in her hand, although I don't know much about these things, but at least your bag has a special wire.

"Don't disturb those who are ugly, those with improper facial features, those who are fat, and those who are bald. This is purely related to the fact that men ask women to be young, slim, beautiful, and fashionable to dress up, and since men can ask for women's appearance, then I can also choose people who make me pleasing to the eye. I still have some confidence in my body and appearance. So, you don't necessarily have to be handsome, but if you want me to look pleasing to the eye, at least stand with me to be a good match.

"Sloppy, don't like to be clean, have long fingernails, don't disturb those with dandruff." When I said this, the gold worshipper actually stared at me and said, Ciao! The little master hasn't slept all night, or let's change it to see whose endocrine is stronger.

"I don't think even a woman likes this, who doesn't like someone who loves cleanliness? What's more, I am the great Virgo. Hehe, by the way, I don't have a very serious cleanliness habit, but I do prefer to be clean, the home can be messy, it can be untidy, but there must be no dust, no grease and the like. It is best to fold the washed clothes neatly and put them in the closet, even if you don't wash the dishes after eating, but put the tableware in the sink to soak, not on the table, where to put the things that should be placed there, shoes in the shoe cabinet, clothes in the wardrobe, don't let me find your socks on the sofa, these are specific enough. "To put it bluntly, this slut is lazy enough, I hope the other party can clean up the housework, okay!

"Anything else?" After the eighth sister asked, she took out the chopsticks from the disposable bag, which should mean that she should eat first.

"Oops, I'm so stupid, I forgot to let everyone eat, everyone hurry up and move the chopsticks." The calf quickly pulled out his chopsticks as he spoke, and I took a few bites of it in a fake way, while my brother didn't even open the bag. I know, I guess I have a stomachache and I am angry!

Within two minutes of eating it, the product patted its belly and said, "It's so full, how can I eat so much." "Nima, why do you want to be so uneaten, why do you order so many dishes, don't you know that Lang Fei is shameful?

Helplessly, people put down their chopsticks, let's not eat them, just listen to this stinky shameless continued: "Don't disturb people who go to nightclubs and bars." I almost forgot to mention this, because I don't go to that kind of place myself, I think bars and nightclubs are more vulgar places, and I feel that people there have a certain purpose, in fact, there are many ways to relax stress, and I will choose a more tasteful place. So, I don't like the people I frequent, because I'm not sure if you're just going there for drinking or if you have ulterior motives, and even if men always say that they are doing things on the spot, sooner or later they will become an excuse for fake shows. ”

"Hmm..."This thing is thinking about it with an innocent appearance, I really want a plate of dishes to be buckled on the head, but within three seconds, this thing said: "If you have a history of disease, if you have a family genetic disease, don't disturb your sub-health." The body is the capital of the revolution, for our better life, but also for our next generation. At the same time, it is also the premise of whether the husband and wife life is sweet and happy, you know this! In other words, I hope that my other half will not only be busy with work, but also have their own time to work out, I like tall and strong men, dressed thin, undressed with muscles, and the best with a fishing line! ”

I began to feel that the other party was neurotic, this Nima is definitely not looking for a partner, this Nima is looking for a fairy, it is estimated that among the immortals, there are not many people who can do the above.

The slut smiled and continued: "Aries, Aquarius do not disturb. Well, I usually believe in horoscopes, although there are a lot of black Virgos recently, but there are always good matches and conflicts. I'm not targeting a certain zodiac sign, because each zodiac sign has advantages and disadvantages, as long as it fits. Because I really don't fit these two zodiac signs, so please take a detour. Here's why: the virgin's pursuit of perfection and even a bit of cleanliness are completely in opposition to the carelessness and arrogance of Aries.

In life, Aries' personality of acting when he thinks often overwhelms virgins. If Aries can be somewhat restrained, maybe the two of them can try to live together. Virgins are more realistic. The water bottle, on the other hand, is a little more dreamy. The virgin may not tolerate the impracticality of the Aquarius, and the Aquarius thinks that the virgin is too lacking. The two zodiac signs have completely different views on life, which is also the root of the difficulty of the two zodiac signs. ”

It's a pity, talking about constellations with the little master, if you knew what the little master did, I guess I would be able to cry at that time.

"Workaholic, don't disturb me if you don't have time for me. As long as you take me to heart, I believe that you will be free to accompany me when you are busy, and I will do the same to you.

Arrogant, strong, do not disturb. If you are too macho, please take a detour, hoping that we can respect each other and give each other some space. It's not that you have the final say on everything, I think a man who is afraid of his wife is a good man, because everyone knows that he is not really afraid!

Do not disturb those who do not honor their parents. There's nothing to say about this, I hope you will do the same to my parents as you do to your parents, and I will do the same to your parents.

Do not disturb if you are grinding or unfavorable. Too hesitant to do things, indecisive, procrastinating, broken threads, and love to be late, these all prove that your mind is immature and you are afraid of taking responsibility, so I don't like it.

For the time being, that's all I have to ask. After saying this thing very deeply, he shouted out the door: "Waiter, please bring me a bottle of green tea!" "I thought to myself, great, you're finally paralyzed, and it's the turn of the little master to make a move!

to be continued