Seeing Zhang Wu's cold smile, Zhang Hao's heart was furious, and he looked at the grasshopper lying on his shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Old man, what now?" I always feel panicked, this smile looks like a woman's .....

"You guessed right, this is indeed a female ghost on him, after twelve o'clock, now you can open your yin and yang eyes, remember not to panic no matter what you see, that will only attract more unclean things, with me by your side, you don't have to be afraid...."The old man's voice was particularly soft, as if there was a kind of magic, which calmed Zhang Hao's nervous mood a lot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After a long sigh of relief, Zhang Hao opened his yin and yang eyes according to the method taught by the old man, he looked up thinking that he was mentally prepared, and then immediately became not calm, only to see that there was a woman's head on top of Zhang Wu's bald head, and the woman's chin was just pillowed on Zhang Wu's bald head, this woman looked estimated to be seventy or eighty years old, a face looked particularly flabby, full of deep wrinkles, the whole face was not bloody at all, revealing a cold white, but the woman's hair was not as white as a seventy or eighty-year-old woman, but it was black, bright, long and dense, the woman's hair hung down directly along the top of Zhang Wu's head, and then most of the hair went down Zhang Wu's neck and tied a knot around a circle, it felt like he was afraid that the head would fall off Zhang Wu's head and find a place to tie it, and Zhang Wu's palm that seemed to be hanging in the air was holding a strand of the woman's hair in the palm of his hand to comb there, and as Zhang Wu's hand with the comb was forced, the woman's head was dangling on the top of Zhang Wu's head with the pull of the hair. Looks like a tumbler......

Zhang Hao, who was mentally prepared, saw this picture, and his inner defense line collapsed instantly, and he subconsciously screamed and ran back, but his mouth was as big as a scoop, his face was red, he just couldn't make a sound, and his feet seemed to be pulled by a strange pulling force and couldn't move his feet, just when Zhang Hao was about to be scared to pee, the old man's voice sounded in his head

"You useless thing, don't you say you're mentally prepared? So what are you running? ”

The old man's voice was anxious and stern, and he seemed a little angry.....

"What a ghost! I'm a little scared, or let's forget it today, when I go back and train my guts, we'll compete with her again.....' Zhang Hao felt very strange at this time, although he couldn't speak in his mouth now, he could communicate with the old man in his mind....

"You fart, don't you see that this woman's hair is almost all wrapped around the man's neck? Let me tell you, if you finish wrapping this man, it will really be over, if you don't open the yin and yang eyes at the beginning, forget it, but you have already seen it, and now if you don't save it, you will be wrathed by God, besides, do you think that now you want to leave, this person in the house will let you go? ”

As soon as the old man's words fell, he heard the door in the courtyard creak open, Zhang Hao subconsciously looked back, and then froze instantly, only to see that it was not Zhang Wu or the seventy or eighty-year-old woman who came out of the house, but an ancient woman who was in her twenties, the woman had a pretty face and plump body, light clothes and tulle in a Tang suit, and a graceful figure looming, especially a pair of crisp breasts, which looked plump and full under the squeeze of underwear, and the upper chest was squeezed out of a thrilling arc. The deep ravine in the middle made it even more unfathomable, at this time Zhang Hao was already bleeding from his nose and couldn't extricate himself, his eyes stared at the suckling pigeon that seemed more and more plump and white under the cold moonlight, and muttered in his mouth: "The pink breast is half covered by the sunny rain, and the half chest is sunen and white snow." The ancients were absolutely right....."

The woman smiled at the corner of her mouth after seeing Zhang Hao's expression, and her slender waist twisted more crazy when she walked, making the white rabbit on her chest more lively and jumping, and when she walked to the middle of the yard, the woman stood still and waved her hand at Zhang Hao and said: "Childe came late at night, the little woman is deeply honored, and she cooks a pot of wine at home, I wonder if Childe is willing to enter the boudoir with me while drinking and chatting?" ”

Just as Zhang Hao was about to agree, a sudden cicada roared in his mind, like a Sanskrit sound lingering, and then he heard the old man's voice ringing in his head

"There are three waves of popularity every day, and the thunderbolt will bring me here, for me to be righteous and ultimate, and not to descend the evil demon to fight the galaxy, and to break."

The sound was like thunder overhead, which made Zhang Hao's mind sober up instantly, and then he heard the old man's voice in his mind: "Little rabbit, you wake me up...."

"Old man, what's going on?" Zhang Hao asked suspiciously in his mind.

"What's going on? You little color embryo was almost hooked by someone, I really didn't see it, you are so polite on the surface, you are such a fierce beast in your heart, people can confuse you with just a trick, you open your eyes and see clearly, who is this person? It can actually make your irritating nosebleeds go away, is your taste too heavy? The old man's voice was slightly angry, but there was a little bit of mockery.

Zhang Hao closed his eyes and opened his eyes again, the scene in front of him changed completely, standing in the middle of the courtyard is no longer the pretty ancient woman, but Zhang Wu and the woman's head above his head, at this time close Zhang Hao saw more clearly, on the top of Zhang Wu's head is indeed the face of a seventy or eighty-year-old woman, and Zhang Wu's standing posture is very strange, the heels of the two feet do not touch the ground at all, seeing Zhang Hao looking at him, Zhang Wu also opened his mouth to speak, but the voice said was a female voice

"You can't see through my ecstasy at a young age, there must be someone who guides you, tell me who that master is?"

"It's me...."Before Zhang Hao could speak, the grasshopper lying on his shoulder said out loud. At the same time, a cloud of mist gradually rose from the grasshopper, and the mist slowly transformed into the appearance of an old man, the old man had white hair, white eyebrows and white beard, and he really had the appearance of a fairy wind and bones outside the world.

"You're not human? So why are you meddling to help humanity? This is the woman lying on top of Zhang Wu's head suddenly spoke, and her voice was particularly sharp and piercing.

"You're right, I'm really not a human being now, but I was before! I don't know what kind of hatred you have for this man, now that he has been separated from his wife, you are still unwilling to let him go, people often say that you can be forgiving and forgiving, this sentence is also applicable to us ghosts. You should know that there are rules in the underworld, ghosts are not allowed to harm people for no reason, although you will destroy his yang energy and make him crazy, but it will also defeat your own yin virtue and make you suffer from frying, so instead of saying that I am really helping human beings, I am helping you who are also ghosts. It's good for you and good for him....." said the old man, rubbing his beard.

"Hmph, his wife is separated and he deserves it, who let him take something that doesn't belong to him, as a man from the yang world, he actually stole things from the underworld, he deserves this fate...."The woman said in a gloomy tone.

"What did he take from you, I asked him to pay you back, you have already tossed him like this, isn't the punishment enough for him?" Zhang Hao didn't know where he got the courage, and suddenly spoke.

"You little doll is so light-hearted, do you know what he's done? Do you know how important it is to me that he was greedy when my descendants changed my coffin and stole the token of love that my man gave me? Because of its loss, my man blamed me for empathizing with him in the underworld, saying that I was a female ghost with a watery poplar, do you know how important a woman's reputation was in our time? We value it more than our lives, so I'd rather suffer the frying than come to the world to ask for an explanation for myself.....," the woman said in a hateful voice.

"But even if you make him crazy, it won't help! I don't think you might as well let him go and let him give you back what he stole from you, otherwise, you will continue to be like this, even if he is crazy, it will not do you any good! The old man said.

"But my anger is not gone...," the female ghost said after thinking for a while.

"This thing is easier to do, you only need to ....." The old man said this, and suddenly floated into the ear of the female ghost and whispered, which made Zhang Hao wonder if the old ghost had fallen in love with a female ghost who was about the same age as him, so he deliberately stepped forward and whispered softly, taking the opportunity to rub oil and eat tofu.

After a while, the old man floated back with a smile, and Zhang Hao hurriedly asked, "Old man, is the matter done?" ”

"Hmmm! It's done, now I just need to receive her anger and absorb it....." The old man glanced at Zhang Hao and said.

"How to receive her ....." Zhang Hao's words were not finished, and he saw the female ghost lying on top of Zhang Wu's head floating towards him, the female ghost was like her face, like a seventy or eighty-year-old man, and then her mouth was fanned, and then her body was beaten like a storm, and Zhang Hao still opened his mouth as if he was at the beginning, but he couldn't scream.....

The next ten minutes Zhang Hao felt like half a century had passed, at this time he was lying on the ground and felt like he was about to fall apart, and the slightest movement made him feel heart-rending pain, but what made him strange was that there was no scar on his body at all, and the pain seemed to come from the depths of his soul. And the female ghost had finished finishing work, smiled at the grasshopper old man and said: "Okay, my anger has subsided, as long as he returns to me tomorrow the love token given to me by my man, this matter will be written off, and, thank you, otherwise I will definitely fall into the devil's way." After the female ghost finished speaking, her body dissipated like smoke, and Zhang Wu's body fell straight down....

"Old man, what the hell is going on, why did this female ghost beat me up without saying a word? I didn't do anything! Zhang Hao was lying on the ground and was about to cry.

"Well, here's the thing, she has a sense of anger and resentment in her body that needs to be vented, otherwise she can't let go of Zhang Wu, and beating people is the best way to vent it....." The old man's body has also floated back into the grasshopper's body at this moment.

"Then you shouldn't beat me, you should beat Zhang Wu who stole his things, this matter has nothing to do with me, why do you want to beat me?" Zhang Hao asked angrily.

"Well! There are two reasons, first, Zhang Wu's soul is very fragile at the moment and can't withstand the beating of a woman. Second, didn't the old man tell you before! I need to feed on the anger and resentment of the ghosts, and I am attached to you, and I can't absorb it if she beats others! So...," said the old man, embarrassed.

"Then why don't you let him beat you! Isn't it more direct to absorb you? Zhang Hao felt very depressed at this moment....

"That's not because I'm old! I'm afraid that my old bones won't be able to withstand the toss and fall apart, what should I do....." The old man's voice was obviously lacking in confidence.

"Then you just let her beat me, you won't be afraid that I will fall apart, besides, if you let her beat me, why don't you tell me in advance! I'm going to be ready in advance! It's okay to wear thicker....." At this time, Zhang Hao felt even more depressed in his heart.....

"Well, I kindly reminded you before I came." The old man said weakly.

"What did you remind me of? Did you tell me you might get beaten before you came? Zhang Hao's anger was close to the verge of an outburst, and the tone of his speech was much louder.

"How could I tell you so directly, if I say that, you kid won't come back if you are killed, but didn't I remind you to eat more to recharge your energy? In order to increase your ability to resist hits, doll, see if I really reminded you..."

"Doll, do you remember now? Do you remember what I said? Now you should believe that I care about and love you, right? Doll, why don't you talk? The old man saw Zhang Hao, who was lying motionless on the ground, and asked.

"Donkey! Lao Tzu finally understands now, what are you saying about accepting me as a successor, to put it bluntly, you just want to find a punching bag for you to be beaten and carry the black pot! Zhang Tianshi, I just want to tell you one thing now....." Zhang Hao, who was lying on the ground and felt pain when he moved, breathed in the cold air and said.

"Good apprentice, you say that you say, listen to the teacher..."The old man said with a smile.

"Zhang Tianshi, **** your uncle, you talk to me."

The night sky was so quiet that even the moon was so frightened by the cry that she hid behind the clouds, for the sound was so bleak and miserable.....