Chapter 18: Combing your hair in the middle of the night
"Old man, are you hungry? I haven't seen you eat in the past two days, don't you need to eat? After two days of getting along, Zhang Hao has become accustomed to having a grasshopper old man around him, although he knows that this old man is a ghost, but two days down Zhang Hao's heart is also subtly changing, now he is not afraid of the mind, on the contrary, his heart has become a little excited, which can be seen from the beginning of calling the old man the old man to the old man now, and now he has a feeling of treating this grasshopper as a pet.....
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"I know the old man, I'll change it later, but you tell me if you want to eat something first?" Zhang Hao asked with the milk in his hand. Of course, calling the old man the old man does not mean that Zhang Hao does not respect the old man, it is precisely because he gets along well and feels that the relationship is intimate, because he always feels that it is polite to call the old man the old man, but he always feels so awkward, the old man has protested many times because of this matter in the past two days, but Zhang Hao has not changed......
"I'm not hungry, I'm full of anger from you, and besides, I'm hungry and I can't drink milk and eat food! After all, I am no longer human, and now I need to suck all the dark breath and emotions such as the resentment and murderous aura of the ghost to feed....." Seeing that his protest was ineffective, the old man had no choice but to accept the fact that Zhang Hao called himself an old man.
"Old man, are you saying that ghosts also have emotions?" Zhang Hao asked with wide eyes.
"Strictly speaking, you have no emotions, although people have joys, sorrows, sorrows, but ghosts are just a wisp of soul after death, just a pure spirit, they have no autonomous emotions, but they will be affected by human emotions to produce their own emotions, especially human gray emotions are more likely to affect ghosts, such as anger, sadness, and ghosts are easy to be manipulated by these gray emotions, if people pass by the grave to do some very disrespectful behavior, such as spitting and urinating on the grave, etc., Then the ghosts in the grave will be affected by this emotion, and they will also do some disrespectful things to this person, such as playing tricks on this person to make people crazy, etc., but under normal circumstances they will not take people's lives. Human beings often say that people die to eliminate grievances, and people and ghosts are separated by a yin and a yang, so even if humans anger ghosts, they will only make the people who hurt them sick and crazy or go bankrupt, and they will not take people's lives under normal circumstances, of course, there are exceptions to everything, there are some people who really have monstrous grievances before they die, this kind of resentment will make them spontaneously generate a kind of hatred after death, this kind of ghost is what people often say is a ghost, they will not only kill the enemy before death, Some will also kill some people who behave the same as their enemies, but in general, people and ghosts live in the same world, and they should respect each other as guests, as long as humans don't do something disrespectful to ghosts, ghosts generally won't trouble people....." said the old grasshopper after thinking for a while.
"I understand, according to what you say, ghosts generally kill innocent people, as long as human beings sit upright, ghosts will not trouble you, this is just like what the ancients said, don't do bad things and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door?" Zhang Hao asked.
"You kid is quite smart, so you must be a gentleman and a gentleman in your life, of course, this is just a normal situation, I didn't say it just now! Ghost is just a pure spirit, they are easily controlled by the influence of the outside world, if there are some lawless people who know yin and yang to use some illegal means, they will become the tools of this kind of people, just like a newborn baby is a blank piece of paper, what parents do in their daily behavior will affect them, if their parents have been upside down black and white to educate them since childhood, then they must be good and evil when they grow up, and after doing this, I will have time to talk to you, now you first find a way to find me something to eat, Now my ability is not even one-tenth of what I used to be, you have to work hard with me to cultivate in the past half a year, otherwise we can't be the opponent of that Xiaoqiao ghost at the end of the year, let alone submit to others, if they are mad, then it is possible for the two of us to eat it too....." The grasshopper old man said while crawling in circles on the ground.
"You don't drink milk and don't eat eggs, where can I find a ghost for you to eat?" Zhang Hao scratched his hair and said.
"It's easy! You go and ask if there are any crazy people around? Most of these people have ghosts on their bodies....."
"That's it! Wouldn't it be okay for me to take you directly to a psychiatric hospital? Where are all crazy people, you can eat as much as you want emotions....." Before the old man finished speaking, Zhang Hao interrupted and said.
"You fart, Lao Tzu is talking about being crazy halfway, only this kind of person may be a ghost, those who are crazy at birth, obviously they are born, how can you not even think of this." The old man said angrily.
"It's obvious that you didn't make it clear just now, and you still complain about me, where am I going to find you a crazy person halfway? People know that I inquired about this, and they don't say that I am a psychopath......." Zhang Hao suddenly stopped saying this.
"What are you doing?" The old man asked.
"Old man, you said that you are crazy halfway, okay? In that case, I really know one, it is from our village, his name is Zhang Wu. It's my good friend's little brother. Zhang Hao said excitedly. He didn't react for a while just now, and he actually forgot Zhang Shuai's brother Zhang Wu, and he remembered it after talking twice about being crazy halfway.
"I mean, most of them are ghosts, and I can't guarantee that all of them are, what's the matter with this Zhang Wu you are talking about? Do you know what characteristics he has when he goes crazy? The old man asked.
"Yes! He likes to talk to himself, and he likes to sing big operas, and he is not singing Henan Henan opera, I heard his brother say who he still loves coffins and combing his hair in the mirror, but he is a bald head, and he has no .....hair at all," Zhang Hao said after thinking for a while.
"Then he must have been ghosted, and we will subdue him tonight," said the old man.
"Really? If he's really a ghost, can we stop at home? I think it's better to forget it otherwise! Don't catch ghosts when the time comes, if you are crazy by ghosts, then it's funny....." Thinking of catching ghosts, Zhang Hao couldn't help but retreat in his heart.
"If it's true or not, won't you know when you look at it tonight? Why are you so cowardly, this kind of ghost generally won't kill people, otherwise that Zhang Wu is estimated to have died a long time ago, this ghost should just not get his own things, so he clings to him and doesn't want to leave, besides, even if he is an evil ghost, with me Zhang Tianshi by your side, does he dare to harm you? No wonder you can't find a daughter-in-law like this, imagine what woman would marry a timid person? The old man saw that Zhang Hao retreated, and began to use the agitation method.
"Just go, who's afraid of who? Old man, let me tell you, I, Zhang Haocai, am not a timid and afraid person, I am just afraid that you will not be able to beat others when the time comes, and I will not say it for your sake. Sure enough, as soon as he heard the old man say that he couldn't find his daughter-in-law because he was timid and afraid, Zhang Hao immediately exploded. Although Zhang Hao was scared at this time, the man's pitiful self-esteem still made him unwilling to admit it.....
"Hehe.... I just said, the heir I am looking for should not be so timid, and besides, we are doing good deeds, and God will bless us, think about it, if this crazy person really has a ghost in him, after we help him eliminate his resentment, this person may still return to normal, how can such a meritorious thing be easily retreated as a man like yours full of manliness? When the old man saw that Zhang Hao was really aroused by himself, he didn't say anything about the hypocrisy that this guy's self-esteem revealed, but began to praise Zhang Hao's words, and by the way, he encouraged Zhang Hao's morale. I have to say that this old man is really an old fritter, and this method of first agitating the general and then slipping his beard really makes him desperate.....
"That is, I Zhang Hao is a seven-foot man, I can catch tigers and leopards when I go up the mountain, and I can catch dragons when I go down to the sea, who have I been afraid of for more than 20 years? Old man, tell me what to do tonight! "Poor rookie Zhang Hao, where is the opponent of the old oilman Zhang Tianshi, sure enough, after listening to the old man's words, Zhang Hao at this time seemed to be brainwashed, the expression on his face was more violent than taking aphrodisiacs with chicken blood, at this moment he estimated that he ran into a black bear, and he would never retreat a step after taking off his clothes.....
"Well, okay, it's really a man, now you just need to eat more good to recuperate, and then we'll go directly at half past eleven in the middle of the night." The old man said.
After dinner, I finally stayed up until half past eleven in the evening, at this time Zhang Hao's parents had fallen asleep, Zhang Hao tiptoed down from the second floor, and then carefully opened the door and went out, every action was very careful, for fear of waking up his parents. Although this day is the twenty-first day of the lunar calendar, the moon in the sky is not a hairy moon, but like the fifteenth moon, the earth is illuminated as daylight.....
"Old man, what's next?" At this time, Zhang Hao actually had a feeling of being a thief, and his palms were full of sweat.....
"You don't have to be so nervous, I'm almost out of breath when you're holding it in the palm of my hand, now let's go to the crazy man's house and see what he's doing....." the old man's voice came.
"What you said is light, can I not be nervous about catching ghosts for the first time? Besides, you're not a human being! Zhang Hao said with a roll of his eyes.
Although Zhang Hao said this, the hands he held were still slightly looser, and his heart became less nervous.
The two came to Zhang Wu's door, although Zhang Wu was crazy at this time, but the house he lived in was still one of the best small houses in the village, the houses were very atmospheric, the south side of the entire first floor was full of floor-to-ceiling windows, and the fence of the yard was not built with bricks in ordinary families, but imitated the villas in the county, the bottom six or seven floors were built with turning heads, and then all the top were welded with stainless steel iron railings.....
Such a wall provides convenience for Zhang Hao, because you don't need to turn over to see the situation in the house, the bedroom on the first floor did not close the curtains, at this time Zhang Hao squatted next to the railing with the help of the bright moonlight can look at the house without leaving ten, Zhang Wu in the house is lying on the bed sleeping....
"Old man, he's asleep, shouldn't he be a ghost?" Zhang Hao asked softly.
"No, we'll find out until twelve." At this time, the grasshopper was lying on Zhang Hao's shoulder.
Finally waited until twelve o'clock, Zhang Hao, who was squatting on the ground with numb legs, was about to stand up and move, and would hear the old man shouting hurriedly: "Don't move, look at the ..... in the house."
Zhang Hao looked up, only to see Zhang Wu suddenly sit up stiffly, then walked straight to the dresser and sat down, and began to comb his hair by the moonlight, because Zhang Wu has no hair, so at this moment he is holding a comb in one hand and the other hand in mid-air as if grabbing the hair The action looks very weird, and then he keeps this action combing and combing, the dresser is on the side of the window, Zhang Hao can easily see Zhang Wu's face, I don't know if it is the moonlight or other reasons, his face actually has a cold green, Zhang Hao was so frightened by Zhang Wu's actions that he quickly covered his mouth, for fear that he would disturb Zhang Wu by screaming, but Zhang Wu still looked at Zhang Hao, his eyes still looked so empty, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and the smile looked so cold......
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