Tie Abacus asked puzzledly, "Officer Liang, what are you laughing at?" ”

I said quietly, "Don't you think it's funny?" A police officer crawls under your bed, gets pulled out like a thief, and pees his pants......"

I couldn't help but laugh again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Iron Abacus asked suspiciously, "Officer Liang, he... Why did he crawl under my bed? ”

I stopped laughing and said seriously, "Officer Liu was drunk last night, and he wanted to talk to you, so he ran to your house." Maybe as soon as I arrive at your house, the alcohol will come up and I will fall under your bed and fall asleep. ”

"Ahh Tie Abacus was startled at first, then laughed, and he asked confusedly, "How did Officer Liu enter my house?" Does he have a master key? ”

I grinned and coaxed, "Maybe you forgot to lock the door when you left the house yesterday." ”

Iron Abacus nodded and said, "Lately, my head has always been groggy, and it is likely that I forgot to lock the door when I left the house yesterday. ”

I waved my hand and said, "Officer Liu's arrest is a pure misunderstanding, and I don't blame you." ”

Tie Abacus said worriedly: "You don't blame me, but Officer Liu ......"

"Don't worry, I'm in charge of this case, and if I say it's okay, it's okay." I said boldly.

The iron abacus finally relieved, and he said gratefully: "Thank you Officer Liang for raising your noble hand." ”

The iron abacus walked away happily, and I threw myself on the bed and laughed again.

"Brother Liang, did you laugh all night?" Wen Hui didn't know when she entered the house, she stood by the bed and asked coldly.

I was startled, jumped up from the bed, and said awkwardly, "You... There you are. ”

Wen Hui said unhappily: "Liu Xiong is still suffering, not only are you not sympathetic, but you also watch jokes, and look at your happiness, just like picking up a sack of gold ingots." ”

"Wen Hui, I didn't laugh at Liu Xiong, I laughed at the iron abacus and had a lot of fun." I quibbled.

"What's so funny about the iron abacus?" Wen Hui asked puzzled.

I hurriedly said, "The iron abacus came just now, and as soon as he entered the door, he knelt down for me and begged me to spare him." ”

Wen Hui asked in surprise: "Isn't the iron abacus hospitalized?" ”

"Iron abacus has been infused overnight, blood pressure has come down, and he went home early this morning. When I passed by the guard room, I saw Liu Xiong. He was startled and hurriedly helped Liu Xiong speak. But the security guard didn't believe the words of the iron abacus. Seeing that Liu Xiong was treated so badly, Tie Abacus was worried that Liu Xiong would retaliate against him, so he came to me for help. ”

"What's so funny about that." Wen Hui pouted.

"Wen Hui, has the phone number of the police contact person been connected?" I asked in a feigned hurry.

Wen Hui shook his head and said in frustration: "I didn't close my eyes all night last night, and I called repeatedly, but I never got through. ”

I looked at my watch and saw that it was not yet seven o'clock.

"Wenhui, don't worry, it's useless to be in a hurry. To be honest, Liu Xiong is not going to be beheaded, it doesn't matter if he is a little earlier or a little later. I comforted.

"Liu Xiong was so embarrassed that he didn't even let him pee, this sin was too great. If you don't let him go again, I'm afraid that I'll pull a in my crotch. Wen Hui said worriedly.

I thought to myself: if I pull a crotch, it will be too enjoyable.

I know: Liu Xiong has a habit of pooping in the morning, and the first thing he does when he gets up every morning is to run to the bathroom to.

It's seven o'clock, and in half an hour it's time for Liu Xiong to pee.

"Wen Hui, anyway, I've already pulled a crotch to urine, and it doesn't matter if I add another bubble of. The point is: as long as you can get him out today. I said nonchalantly.

Wen Hui glared at me and said, "Brother Liang, this time you have finally seen enough of Liu Xiong's jokes, you should be satisfied." ”

I grinned and said, "Wen Hui, he Liu Xiong doesn't look at my jokes, wow, I want to ...... at the beginning."

Wen Hui interrupted me and said, "Brother Liang, don't mention your affairs in Gaojiazhuang, besides, my ears are calloused." ”

I waved my hand: "Don't say it." ”

Wen Hui took out her mobile phone and dialed the police contact again, but unfortunately the call still didn't get through.

I said to Wen Hui: "You haven't slept all night, I'm afraid you're hungry, let's go, let's go have breakfast." ”

Wen Hui said, "Let's go to breakfast with Sister Wen Xian later." ”

I pursed my lips and said, "Wen Hui, Wen always has a habit of sleeping lazy, she won't get up until nine o'clock if she doesn't sleep." If we had waited for her, we would have starved half to death. ”

Wen Hui thought for a while and said, "It's okay." Let's go eat first, and bring one back to the room for Sister Wen Xian after eating, it just so happens that she likes to eat breakfast in bed. ”

Wen Hui and I went downstairs, and I proposed, "Wen Hui, change the taste, go to the restaurant outside." ”

Wen Hui nodded and said, "Okay, it's just time to take a walk." ”

Wenhui and I walked along the main road in front of the hotel and walked all the way south.

Wen Hui said: "Before Sister Wen Xian went to bed last night, she suddenly said: Liang Ling, this kid has a bad heart. I don't know what she meant by that. ”

I was taken aback, I knew: Wen Xian must have seen it, I lured Liu Xiong to drink last night and lured Liu Xiong to eat broad beans, which was a trick. It seems that Wen Xian has already realized that Liu Xiong was exposed last night, which is related to peeing and farting.

"You... Didn't you ask? ”

Wen Hui pursed her lips and said, "My sister has a strange problem, she doesn't want to say it, you can't ask anyway." On the contrary, what she wants to say, you can't listen to it. ”

"Mr. Wen just said this, and there is no follow-up." I asked in horror.

As the saying goes: if you don't know, you can't do it unless you can't do it. Although I am very clever in this set, I still haven't escaped Wen Xian's insight.

It seems that the old saying is good.

Wen Xian is a master, she can see it.

"Yes, Sister Wen Xian said this, so she didn't continue." Wen Hui stared at me and asked, "Brother Liang, my sister said that you have bad intentions, do you admit it?" ”

"Hee-hee......" I laughed noncommittally.

Wen Hui asked puzzledly, "Brother Liang, what are you laughing at?" ”

"Mr. Wen's vision is really poisonous, it can be said that it is three points into the wood." I exclaimed.

"Brother Liang, then you confess yourself: What bad intentions do you have?" Wen Hui asked.

I thought: The matter has come to this point, even if I don't admit it, it won't help, so I simply confessed to Wen Hui. In this way, he may be able to win a frank and good impression of Wenhui.

"Wenhui, at dinner last night, I ordered a fried broad bean, did you notice?" I asked.

"Attention."

"Wenhui, I ordered this dish to make a bad heart." I smiled sheepishly.

"Brother Liang, I don't understand: why do you eat fried broad beans to make you have bad eyes?" Wen Hui asked puzzled.

I told Wen Hui about the intention of frying broad beans one by one, and in the end, I said apologetically: "Liu Xiong made such a mess last night, he fell into my trap." ”

I thought that Wen Hui would have a bad impression of me after listening to my confession, and at least he would blame me for a few words, but to my surprise, Wen Hui actually laughed.