Shi Jiabao smiled calmly, squatted opposite Wang Junpeng, and also squatted up: "Okay, right?"

"No way!" Wang Junpeng said calmly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What's wrong? What else do you want me to do? Shi Jiabao was a little surprised.

"You are my senior brother, better than me, as the saying goes, those who can work harder, when you squat on the horse, you have to tell me jokes." Wang Junpeng said treacherously.

"Telling jokes?" Shi Jiabao was suddenly a little embarrassed, he didn't tell jokes, "I won't!" ”

"You don't even know how to joke?" Wang Junpeng scratched his head, he really didn't expect that Shi Jiabao wouldn't even tell jokes, "Then you have a brain teaser!" ”

"I won't!" Shi Jiabao was even more embarrassed.

"You don't know anything?" Wang Junpeng scratched his head, almost scratching his scalp, and suddenly, an idea moved, "It seems that the weak will have to work harder."

I'll give you a brain teaser, and if you get it right, I'll tell you a joke.

One day, three great thinkers, Confucius, Mencius, and Laozi, lived in a pigsty, and the next day, a sow became pregnant, and after investigation, Confucius and Mencius were not present.

Excuse me, who did it? ”

"Do you still need to ask? It must have been done by Lao Tzu! Shi Jiabao didn't think about it, he said the answer directly, looked up at Wang Junpeng, found that he was laughing, and then thought about what he said, suddenly, he suddenly realized, stood up, and walked next to Wang Junpeng, "Wang Junpeng, you fuck off, dare to lie to me?" Lao Tzu won't accompany you to squat! ”

Wang Junpeng saw his reaction and laughed heartily, and did not surprise him: "Congratulations, you answered correctly, you got a chance to listen to jokes for free, you can only listen to it now, and you won't wait for it to expire!"

Wang Junpeng was very smart and saw that Shi Jiabao hadn't heard a joke, so he tempted him with this. Shi Jiabao was easily fooled: "Okay, I'll listen now!"

Wang Junpeng smiled treacherously: "But jokes are only for my brothers who share the hardships with me."

When Shi Jiabao heard this, he looked at himself again, and he had already stood up. walked to the opposite side of Wang Junpeng again and squatted up.

"Good! Not bad! The joke goes like this:

Xiao Ming is a good citizen, since his friend Xiao Liang got married, he has been going to Xiao Liang's house every day to play, but he doesn't dare to go recently! Why do you say that? Wang Junpeng said.

"Because Xiao Ming's wife won't let him go?" Shi Jiabao speculated.

"Stupid!" Wang Junpeng looked at Shi Jiabao's uncompetitive appearance, sighed and said, "That's because, Xiao Ming found that Xiao Liang's son looks more and more like him!" ”

Shi Jiabao thought for a while, but couldn't understand the meaning of the words: "Why does Xiao Liang's son become more and more like Xiao Ming?"

"I knew you were stupid, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid!" Wang Junpeng was speechless for a while, looking like a son who couldn't be taught: "Because, Xiao Liang's son is Xiao Ming's!"

"Oh! So that's it! "Shi Jiabao finally understood!

"Why don't I do another brain teaser?" Wang Junpeng asked with a smile.

"Okay!" Shi Jiabao was clearly fascinated by the brain teaser.

: I bought a lottery ticket and found that I had inadvertently won 50 million, and when I went to redeem it, because it was the hundredth place to win the jackpot, I got another lottery ticket, and then I found out that this lottery ticket also won another 10 million.

Guess the title of a song.

"Song title?" Shi Jiabao scratched his head and scratched his hair, but he didn't expect it, "What song title?" I really can't think of a song title related to the lottery. ”

Wang Junpeng showed a treacherous smile and said shyly: "The answer is "It's a pity it's not you", it's a pity it's not you, get 60 million!"

Shi Jiabao was not convinced: "I don't believe it, I won't be able to answer any of them!"

Again! ”

"Good! Excuse me, what is the difference between hunger and thirst? Wang Junpeng asked.

Shi Jiabao thought for a while and said, "Hunger is hunger, hunger is thirst!"

"Stupid!" Wang Junpeng said, "It's the cucumber in a different position!" ”

……

The sky is getting dark, and Wang Junpeng is still fooling Shi Jiabao: "You are racing with pigs, who is running the block?"

"It must be me!" Shi Jiabao said without hesitation. "You're more beast than a beast!" Wang Junpeng pretended to be surprised and said.

"No, no, you heard me wrong, what I said is, it's definitely not me!" Shi Jiabao hurriedly explained. "Oh, so you're not as good as a beast?" Wang Junpeng said with a smile.

"No, no, I'm as fast as a pig!" Shi Jiabao hurriedly said. "You beast!" Wang Junpeng said treacherously.

At this time, Shi Jiabao got angry and said: "I'm not a beast, I can't answer your question!"

Seeing his reaction, Wang Junpeng said, "You dare to say that you are not a beast?" Shi Jiabao did not hesitate: "I am not a beast!"

Wang Junpeng said treacherously again: "Okay, then I'll ask you another question to see if you are a beast?"

One day, you walk to the middle of a small bridge, and suddenly you find a ghost in front of you, and when you turn around, you find a wolf behind you, which is to find that you have a bow and an arrow in your hand.

Excuse me, are you shooting wolves? Or shoot ghosts? ”

"Shoot the wolf, the ghost can't shoot again!" Shi Jiabao said triumphantly. "You admit that you are a pervert (shooting a wolf), and you say that you are not a beast?" Wang Junpeng said proudly.

"Then I'll shoot ghosts!" Shi Jiabao had to say. "You're a pervert (shooting ghosts), and you say you're not a beast?" Wang Junpeng's tiredness from laughing is about to come out.

"I'm not convinced, your question, you can't choose any of them!" Shi Jiabao finally told the truth.

"Good! Then I'll give you a normal one. Wang Junpeng's treacherous smile appeared again, "Why can't we see God's little brother?" ”

"God still has a little brother?" Shi Jiabao couldn't help but ask, "I really can't think of it, what is the answer?" ”

"Shi Jiabao, didn't I let you look at him? Why are you squatting too? Wang Junpeng was about to give the answer, when Master Twilight walked over.

Master Twilight originally wanted to let his two apprentices rest when it was dark, but unexpectedly, the eldest apprentice also squatted up.

Seeing Master Twilight coming, Shi Jiabao quickly stood up: "Host, I'm just too bored to stand, so I'll accompany my junior brother to squat for a while and exercise!"

Master Twilight ignored him, walked up to Wang Junpeng and said, "Wang Junpeng, I asked you to squat on the horse, and you actually led your senior brother badly, and the two of them laughed together." Tonight, continue to squat here, and don't leave! Shi Jiabao, you go back to sleep! ”

"Huh?" Wang Junpeng was desperate, the soreness in his leg made him feel painful, he originally insisted on less than an hour, but he fooled Shi Jiabao, his attention was diverted, and he forgot the pain, so he barely persevered until now.

But now, watching Master Twilight and Shi Jiabao leave, the pain in his legs, the hunger in his stomach, and the loneliness of loneliness all add together, and his heart is instantly broken.