Chapter 119: Inviting Ghosts to Eat (Fourth Watch)
Hao Jian was stunned, his legs trembled, and he couldn't walk. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Boy, what are you doing with the pestle in front?! Didn't you mean to show us the way? When the fat man behind him saw Hao Jian stop, he urged him to lead the way, and his tone was particularly rude.
"Oh, fatty, right away. It's a bit of a detour, and I'm looking to see which way to go. Hao Jian stiffened his head and replied with a loud voice.
In essence, his throat and eyes were chilling.
In fact, Hao Jian doesn't know that he is also a ghost, what are you afraid of the two of them? !
"Hurry up, you are sharp, you are about to starve to death." Gou Danzi complained coquettishly. I didn't know and thought it was a sissy.
"Okay, got it." Then Hao Jian walked forward, so scared that his legs and feet were not very neat. Hao Jian also deliberately distanced himself from the two of them.
Hao Jian walked and thought in his heart, don't look back, don't look back.
Hao Jian was afraid that as soon as he turned around, the two ghosts would be revealed in their original forms and swallow themselves alive in one bite.
In this way, the two ghosts chattered endlessly all the way, and Hao Jian was also uneasy in his heart. Rounding out the alleyway, they came to a cold street.
But finally there were a few sparse figures on the street, and when he saw the living people, Hao Jian was also relieved.
He continued to pretend he didn't know anything, and planned to take the two ghosts to a nearby restaurant before making an excuse to run away. But it's still unreliable when you think about it, you can't throw eggs and fat people here!
The three of them came to a restaurant, which was doing good business, probably full of four or five tables. Hao Jian found the outermost seat, and the three of them sat down one after another.
When Fat Wang and Gou Danzi sat opposite him, Hao Jian's face was particularly pale and ugly.
Others couldn't see it, but Hao Jian could clearly see that this was a male ghost in white and a female ghost in red, and they were still greasy and crooked, chattering.
However, they occupied the bodies of Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi respectively.
At this time, a waitress came over with a menu and a smile on her face, and asked them to order first...
"Hello sir, are there only three of you? Who orders first? ”
"yes, give them the menu first!" Hao Jian pointed at Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi, who were sitting opposite him, with a look of disgust.
made Zhang Xiaorou look confused, and he thought that Hao Jian was disgusting himself. Rich people are disgusting! What are you pretending to be!? Originally, she was in a very good mood today, but now she is all messed up.
In fact, Hao Jian was just disgusting the two ghosts opposite.
Hao Jian has been enduring it, but when he saw the two big men sitting opposite him, Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi, he couldn't help it.
Leaning sideways slightly, covering her mouth with her hand to hold back her vomiting, she quickly asked Zhang Xiaorou to hand the menu to the two of them to order first, and then went to the toilet with a stomachache.
"Fat egg, you two order first, my stomach hurts a little, it seems to be a little diarrhea, I'll go to the toilet. You two eat first, don't wait for me. ”
But despite being dissatisfied, Zhang Xiaorou still smiled and handed the menu to Wang Fatzi, who was sitting opposite Hao Jian.
Hao Jian got up, because he was in too much hurry, and accidentally bumped into Zhang Xiaorou.
"This girl, is she sick? I don't apologize if I hit someone. Zhang Xiaorou looked confused, looked at Hao Jian's back walking towards the toilet, and looked down at his dress today, and secretly despised Hao Jian in his heart and said: "I'm not ugly to dress up today, why does he look at me and want to Tule?" Sure enough, it's a rich man's weird fun, and his aesthetics are greatly reduced! ”
After Hao Jian entered the toilet, the so-called Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi began to order a big meal frantically, telling Zhang Xiaorou that I want this, I want that, I want everything, and give me a few rounds of the same.
Zhang Xiaorou also couldn't hold back her laughter, are these two people pigs?
After a while, a large table full of dishes was served, and the guests at the next table couldn't help but secretly laugh at them, sure enough, it was a hillbilly who had entered the city and had never seen the world.
Even the fat boss at the counter was suspicious? "These guys don't want to eat overlord meals, do they!? Looking at what they are wearing, you can't tell how much money they have? I'm not afraid anyway. If these stinky boys dare to eat the overlord meal, they will dare to beat his mother to the point that he doesn't even know him. ”
Looking at the appearance of Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi gobbling up, and the two big men regardless of their image, in public, you feed me, I feed you, disgusting Bala's appearance. Zhang Xiaorou felt particularly disgusted in her heart.
However, she still adheres to the principle that the customer is God, and serves them wholeheartedly. The key is to stay at the door, just afraid that they will sneak away. It's the first day I come to work, and if I encounter a customer evading the order on the first day, won't I be fired?!
Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi were like two hungry ghosts, frantically plundering the Chinese food, and in less than ten minutes, a table of good wine and good food was eaten by them.
Hao Jian arrived in the toilet, hesitated, and squeezed his head and didn't think of any good way.
He thought that he couldn't fight those two ghosts, so he could only find a way to get the two of them drunk or fed so that they couldn't eat anymore.
Stay up until the evening and figure out a way, or go to the tortoise and see if there is any way to get these two things away. The key is to save the fat man and the egg first, and everything will be easy.
If you're full, maybe you won't be able to eat him at night, and you'll still be able to run away.
"That's right, it's decided, brother is really witty and smart." Hao Jian began to feel a little narcissistic in his heart, and straightened his extremely attractive little flat head.
When Hao Jian walked out, he was stunned.
The table is full of wine and food, and only bone residue remains! But the two ghosts were still clamoring for food, and they hadn't eaten yet, and their plan to kill them seemed to have failed.
There was no way, Hao Jian called a few more loudly, this time it was a serious order, and he specially pretended to say: "Waiter, bring you another table of dishes, and one special dish each." ”
As soon as the two ghosts heard Hao Jian shouting another big table of delicious food, their eyes were full of stars, and they slammed the plate with chopsticks and forks, and muttered in their mouths: "Serve the food quickly, I'm hungry, eat." ”
"Okay, don't worry, brothers, wait a minute." Hao Jian raised his head again and comforted the two of them a few words.
"Yes, sir, one of each specialty." Zhang Xiaorou greeted her with a smile again, bent down, put the paper on her lap, and quickly recorded it on the paper. "Excuse me, do you need any drinks?"
"That, little sister, take out your most expensive wine here and greet it, don't be polite to me." As soon as he looked up, because the other party was wearing a low neck, Hao Jian noticed that in fact, the waiter here looked pretty good, with white skin and beautiful appearance, the key was how big it was.
So my attitude towards her inevitably softened.
"Are you sure?!" Zhang Xiaorou raised her head at this time, her eyes widened, and she glanced at Hao Jian a few times in disbelief.
She found that Hao Jian's eyes were restlessly looking her up and down, which made her particularly disgusted.
"Look at what you see, and then look at it and gouge out your eyeballs." Of course, Zhang Xiaorou can only think about it in her heart.
She was a little sullen in her heart, today was her first day at work, and she didn't expect to meet this kind of ruffian. It's so annoying, I really want to pick on it, so I quit.
"Of course I'm sure, my brother has money, you can do it." Hao Jian continued to pretend.
Although Zhang Xiaorou had a smile on her face, she despised Hao Jian in her heart, and then quickly evoked a wicked smile and wrote down the words "Lafite in '82" on the paper.
"Sir, how many bottles do you want?" Zhang Xiaorou wrote down the words and asked with a smile.
"Well, let's have ten boxes, pack them and take them away after drinking, and go home and continue drinking." Hao Jian is even more energetic!
When you don't have money, you can't even afford instant noodles, no, as soon as you have money, you start pretending to be forced!
If you have money, you have to be willful. But he never thought that if he spent money like this, he would eat himself up sooner or later.
After a while, another table full of dishes was served, as well as the ten boxes of 82-year-old Lafite. It seems that he doesn't drink much, he doesn't eat much, and the two ghosts are at the same table, how can he eat. He went to pour the wine of the two demons.
Those two ghosts are also quite stupid, they have to play truth or dare with Hao Jian, and they drink when they lose. With Hao Jian's understanding of Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi, what can he not know!
So, Hao Jian successfully poured him into a daze!
As a result, at this time, Hao Jian silently recited three times in his heart: perspective pupils. See-through pupils. See-through pupils.
He felt another stab in his left eye!
Just take a look at the fat man who is sitting opposite him!
Oh, my God!!!
This time, he could see it clearly, and the two evil ghosts were hidden in the bodies of Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi.
Their pupils were dull and their faces were hideous. The blood flowing out of the seven orifices has been coagulated for a long time, and it has turned black and purple. The skeleton of bones throughout the body becomes deformed, shriveled, and twisted.
The point is that their intestines also turned out of their stomachs and fell out shriveled and fell outside. It looks so spicy, disgusting, it's just two dried corpses, how long have you been dead?
What is the purpose of them living in the body of the fat man?
Hao Jian couldn't help but feel chills in his heart, full of doubts.
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