Seven orifices bleed, black and purple?

The death of these two ghosts is a bit like they were poisoned?!

However, these two ghosts have been eating and eating since they entered the restaurant, but no matter how they eat, their stomachs have not changed, and Hao Jian can't help but suddenly think of the starving ghost!

Two starving ghosts popped out of the middle of the road, and they were still able to eat like they hadn't eaten food in eight lifetimes?! How did you die!?

Now, if he wants to save Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi, Hao Jian must find out the cause of death of these two ghosts before he can prescribe the right medicine. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Hao Jian thought that maybe he helped them solve the problem, and they would let him and his brothers go. So Hao Jian planned to test the temper of these two ghosts.

"Fatty, eat less, eat more, and you won't be able to lose weight." Hao Jian pretended to be kind and snatched a plate of chicken that Wang Fatzi was eating.

"Eat, I want to eat, eat, I want to eat!!" In the eyes of outsiders, Wang Fatzi still wanted to grab the plate, but Hao Jian was so cheap that he didn't give him a grab!

Wang Fatzi didn't grab it, so he had to continue to eat another plate of meat with a knife and fork, and then ignored Hao Jian at all.

But in fact, what Hao Jian saw was this-

The male ghost hidden in Wang Fatman's body, holding a knife and fork, was glaring at Hao Jian angrily, with an expression of wanting to eat Hao Jian, and his face was full of anger!!

As if he was thundering, he said: "Stinky boy, if you want to take care of it, I will chop you alive tonight, cramp and peel the skin, dig out your heart and lungs, and cook it to honor my wife." ”

The female ghost hidden in Gou Danzi's body was originally forking a plate of beef with a fork, and as soon as she saw Hao Jian not letting her husband eat chicken, she suddenly jumped out of Gou Danzi's body.

Gou Danzi suddenly lay on the table, like a pug, and others thought he was drunk.

In essence, Hao Jian could see clearly, the female ghost jumped out violently, and with a whoosh, she actually came to Hao Jian!

was so frightened that Hao Jian almost fell to the ground on the plate in his hand!

The female ghost viciously held a knife and fork like a tigress, facing Hao Jian's face, forked left and right, forked over, with an expression of "I fork, I fork, I fork, fork", fork to kill you!!

Glaring angrily at the shriveled eyes, as if to say: "Call you to bully my husband, call you to bully my husband, fork you to death, I fork!" ”

Hao Jian gasped in fright!

Sure enough, it's a husband and a wife! Ghosts are no exception, they really want to abuse my brother and my blood! I knew that I should have looked at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and the mold was home.

I can't afford to mess with this couple, I can afford to hide.

Frightened, Hao Jian hurriedly returned the plate to Wang Fatzi, and his legs trembled under the table.

His voice trembled and said: "Fatty, that plate has been eaten empty by you, come, this plate of chicken for you to eat, these plates are all for you to eat, you are not fat at all, you don't need to lose weight, eat, eat as much as you want." ”

Wang Fatzi looked like he was gobbling up again, swooping, snatched the plate and continued to eat him, ignoring Hao Jian again.

"Count you kid acquaintance!" The man kicked his foot, sat back, and continued to eat.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, my husband's this is delicious, you eat this." The female ghost also swooped back, and the Gou Danzi who was lying on the table sat up again, and after handing a plate of beef to Wang Fatzi, she started eating it frantically.

"Wife, don't patronize me, you can eat too!" Wang Fatzi sandwiched a piece of chicken butt and put it on the plate of Gou Danzi, and then took the opportunity to pinch the female ghost's butt under the table, and said with a smile: "My wife eats more chicken butts, and give me a big fat boy next year!" ”

Damn, there's no mistake!

When studying, at work, and being abused by a couple on Valentine's Day, it doesn't matter. Now I actually went to hell, and I was abused by such a pair of living treasures!!

What a spicy eye! I can't see, I can't see anything.

"It seems that the life of a single dog is really difficult!" Hao Jian felt a deep disgust in his heart for their show of affection. But more envy, jealousy, jealousy!

The guests on the side pointed at the three of them at first, especially for the behavior of Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi, and their faces were full of disdain.

Even Zhang Xiaorou on the side felt that the three of them were perverted, originally she was just disgusted with Hao Jian, but now she has become annoying. Looking at Hao Jian's eyes, he didn't know the meaning even more.

The faces of the people were full of contempt ...

Hao Jian may have been completely unaware of their contempt, or perhaps he had deliberately ignored them.

However, after the temptation just now, Hao Jian couldn't help but wonder if the two of them were starved to death?!

Could it be that he is really a starving ghost?

If it's really a hungry ghost, it's okay, I once remember the fat man said, if you meet a hungry ghost, just keep giving him food, let him eat endlessly. It won't hurt you.

That's right, that's it.

So Hao Jian ordered a large table full of dishes, and they let them eat enough if they wanted to. Did he completely ignore the fact that he had enough money on him?

The two hungry ghosts ate with relish. Hao Jian didn't eat a bite. It's not nonsense, eating with two such disgusting ghosts, just looking at them are full. Where can I still eat?

In other words, when I didn't have perspective pupils just now, I couldn't see anything, and the ghost was in the dark and he was in the light.

Now, as soon as you put on the see-through pupils, you can see anything disgusting. It seems that this see-through pupil is really useful. Sure enough, it's a powerful ghost hunter!

The ghost is in the Ming and he is in the Ming, if there is a real fight, who is afraid of whom? Thinking like this, Hao Jian's courage also increased.

Hao Jian thought about it, his eyes suddenly swept over Zhang Xiaorou, and he suddenly stopped, looking at her.

It turned out that Zhang Xiaorou was also paying attention to Hao Jian just now!

Hao Jian thought that Xiao Nizi was interesting to him, and seeing that he was so bold and generous, he gave her a beautiful 360-degree smile without dead ends!

Hey, who knew that Zhang Xiaorou didn't give him face, gave him a blank look, his expression was very disdainful, he snorted twice, and turned his head over.

Yo, the waiter in this restaurant is really temperamental! Look down on your brother, don't you? Brother will sleep you sooner or later!

Of course, Hao Jian can only think in his heart now, who knows if feng shui will take turns in the future? Ha ha.

The two starving ghosts have finally finished eating!

They still want to eat, how can Hao Jian still let them eat! It's not hurting your brother!

They can't hold on to death, but Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi can't stand such a toss, and sooner or later they will have to die!

So, Hao Jian began to think about taking them to a remote place, brutally abusing them, and then finding a way to rescue the fat man and the egg. But now the key is to check out first!

"Little sister, how much is this table to settle out?" Hao Jian waved his hand at Zhang Xiaorou, then took out his wallet and waved it in his hand, and said generously: "Pack the uneaten and the wine." Go home and continue eating. ”

"Fatty, egg, are you right? Do you still want to eat? Hao Jian deliberately set a trap for the two of them, and said in a sly manner.

Just wait for these two fools to jump in!

"Okay, good, eat, eat, eat! Drink Drink!! Sure enough, Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi clapped their hands and applauded, and their eyes were about to fall into those leftovers.

Those two ghosts were drunk by Hao Jian!

With a red face and a big belly, all holding empty bottles and leftover bones are gnawing stupidly!

Now what Hao Jian says, as long as it is about eating and drinking, they are both obedient. It's easy to do now, and sure enough, the hungry ghost can't be reborn, so that's it.

You want to! Brother, I am so smart, I have been cheated by the king of Hades, and I can't be reincarnated! These two ghosts are so stupid, of course they can't be reincarnated. It's settled!

As soon as she heard that she was going to settle the bill, Zhang Xiaorou greeted her, although she hated Hao Jian very much in her heart, she still showed her signature smile and said, "Sir, hello, a total of 186,000 yuan!" Do you use a credit card or cash? ”

(It's too late for the leaves!) Punish yourself with a glass! ）