However, what should she do? Since I am already her master, I cannot abandon her. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I looked at the phone, which had turned back to white jade on the table, and put my hand on my cheek, and my face became sad.

No, I'll have to ask the king of Hades! Such a good simulated smart Apple mobile phone, how handy it should be to play games! My glory as a king is about to hit the strongest king, and I can't give up, well, that's right, I'm determined to win this apple girl.

I don't see the light of day in this underworld, maybe I'll be bored every day, and I have a mobile phone that can be used to relieve boredom.

Apple Niuniu, a must-have for otaku and otaku, you can know the world without leaving home. With a machine in hand, the Three Realms are under control, you definitely deserve it, baa.

Well, to be honest, my brother just wanted to be able to nest in bed in this winter, take out such a popular Apple phone, watch TV, play games, go shopping on Weibo, read novels and the like, and you can flirt with Niu Niu if you have nothing to do, haha, just thinking about it is beautiful in my heart, that is really a kind of enjoyment.

The temptation of such a high-tech product as a mobile phone is too great for me. What are the differences between the Apple mobile phone that Jobs developed in hell and the mobile phone in our world? Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised, you say? It's full of curiosity and absolute temptation.

However, the old man of Hades who slammed the door, will he be willing to give it to me? Alas, what a numb problem! Annoyed.

"Ahem, boy, what are you thinking?" The bull head looked a little unhappy, and yawned and said, "Do you have any problems, if there are no problems, I'll go, I'm just sleepy." Too lazy to waste your life here with you. ”

I rub, what is a waste of life? Is it your honor for your brother Jian to ask you questions? You stupid cow with no hair growing.

"Brother Niutou, then you say, where should I go to work? Did Lord Yama tell you? I pretended to please him. After all, I'm going to have a colleague in the future.

"He didn't tell me about this lord of Yama, anyway, if the lord asked me to bring it, I already brought it, I don't care about the other old cows, where do you like to go, you have the ability to ask yourself?"

Lao Niu, I'm not so stupid, dare to disturb the great Lord Yama to play games, the last time there was a wild ghost who was divided by five horses, the ending of the corpse has already explained everything, the tiger's ass can't be touched, and the Yama Lord of the underworld can't be provoked, boy, if you want to find death, let you go.

I'm tired of this hellish place, it's eerie and terrifying, I can't see my fingers, let alone how scary it is. I don't know where they're going to put me?

Liaison Department? Ministry of Security?

Will you give me a welcome party too? I'm looking forward to it.

"Then I'll ask him myself, huh!"

Listening to his attitude, I became angry and embarrassed. The horse's ass slapped on the cow's hooves, and everyone looked for himself.

I snorted twice with a gloomy face, and walked straight off the stage, taking the sheep by the hand and kicking Niuniu into the butt pocket of the big red pants. Then he walked off the stage.

I was about to ask, but as soon as I got closer, I saw that the old man of Hades was clicking the mouse, and he was in full swing, as if he was fascinated and happy.

This reminds me inexplicably of the way I used to be in the dormitory, when the fat man sat in front of the computer and played games, which is called an obsession! It is estimated that the sky is falling, the game has not been cleared, and he can't move his buttocks.

One time I accidentally shouted to him, "Fatty, it's time for you to sleep", and the game happened to be lost. He said it's all my fault, and if I hadn't called him, I wouldn't have lost the game. Ouch, I'll go, there's this kind of crooked reason, everyone can't pull out the and blame the thatched house.

I couldn't get angry at the time, so I replied to him: "It's really not to blame brother, who told you that you can't be skilled!" The mouth is also hard. ”

As a result, he howled in pain and threatened to come to the top bunk and hack me to death, but fortunately a few of his brothers stopped me. I don't know where he got his anger from, and he almost didn't have a computer thrown at me.

Therefore, I have summarized one point, when someone is playing a game, you must not disturb him, even if the matter is urgent, you can only wait for the end of a game. This is a buddy's personal experience! I don't tell him about ordinary people.

I crept up behind him, probably because he was so engrossed that he didn't even notice me. What kind of game is so fun? It's curious to be able to fascinate this old man of Hades like this!

I itched in my heart, so I couldn't help but sneak a glance at his computer screen.

I don't know if I don't see it, but it really scared me when I saw it.

I'm rubbing! What's the 1500th level?

I took a closer look and researched it, and it was a game called Three Realms Match.

Brother briefly summed it up, the character avatar is the label skull with the name on it, and it is roughly divided into three factions, one is the lonely soul and wild ghost, the other is the underworld, and the other is the heavenly soldier and the general.

Anyway, for different players, there are different customs clearance tasks, and the underworld soldiers will eliminate lonely souls and wild ghosts, and they can also fight against heavenly soldiers and generals, and they will be PK one by one. In addition, each level has a designated elimination task, which can only be completed to clear the level.

I think this game.,There's no difficulty.,The difficulty coefficient is 2 stars.,It's the kind of game that moves the mouse.,Slam the avatar.,Destroy the skull and clear the game.。 If you want to order that, you can eliminate that, and if you want to eliminate that, you can eliminate that, cool.

So why are you still so obsessed? I guess this Hades must have been bullied very badly by those heavenly soldiers and generals, and there is nothing else to play this game, the key is to play it to relieve your anger! The more it is consumed, the more energetic it is, and the more enjoyable it is.

I heard the mouth of the king of Hades still chattering: "Eliminate, eliminate it, quickly kill it, a loser!" Kill it as a Jade Emperor, kill it as a Queen Mother! Kill it, the Dragon King of the East China Sea! ”

Who told you to always bully me! It's all equal in the game!

……

The game is over, congratulations to the Yin Soldier player Yama King for his victory, and the Queen Mother Jade Emperor for his defeat and has accepted the system punishment.

"Haha, I've finally killed you, happy!"

It wasn't until the system prompted that the game was over that the Lord of Yama came back to his senses and laughed freely.

"Wow! Not bad, not bad! Lord Hades, you are so powerful! Hao Jian: I admire and admire. ”

I also pretended to be particularly surprised, and deliberately slapped him in the face. That's when he drew his attention back.

"Bang, Bang, Bang."

"Little one, I still have something I want to ask you, Lord Hades. I don't know if I should talk about it? ”

"Oh? Ghost cub, while I'm in a good mood right now, just say what you want. The Hades said to me with great interest while cleaning the game battlefield and collecting the loot.

After winning the game, this Hades seems to be in a very good mood. It seems that if I ask for Niu Niu, there will be a play. I also smiled without hesitation and said, "Lord Yama, I want to ask you for something." May I? ”

"What do you want?" Hades's face suddenly became gloomy, and he blew his nose and glared, "Let's hear it?" ”

Sure enough, there are all snobbish guys here! Before I even said what I wanted, he was about to turn his face.

"I want this jade phone."

I took out the iPhone from my fart pocket and held it firmly in my hand, looking like I was going to die.

Hades's face darkened suddenly, and he asked angrily, "If you want a mobile phone, no problem." But, boy, you must tell the king why you have it? If you have the ability to say a reason that is enough to convince me? ”

"This ......"

"Phew!"

The obnoxious stinky cow is here again.

"Boy, you are so bold, you dare to ask the king of Yama if you want something, don't you want to die? Believe it or not, old cow, I'll kill you with two steel hairpins! ”

That's right, there you have it!

I hurriedly and boldly leaned over and whispered a word in the Hades' ear.

"Wait!"

He shouted and stopped the bull's head, which was about to start. The bull head looked confused. What's the matter, sir? You can't really give away your phone to this kid just because of his words!?

"Yes, yes! You kid, your name is Hao Jian, right, I remember you. With the courage you dare to ask for even my old Yan's things, I will give you this mobile phone today. And give you a house. Hades threw the mouse hard, but said to me with a grin.

I was stunned for a few seconds.

Then he turned his head and muttered in the ear of the bull head: "Go, you take him to the City God Temple to rest for one night, and then take him to the admissions office tomorrow, let the underworld turtle from the admissions office take him, you must take him to report in person, you know?" ”

"Yes, sir." The bull head nodded reluctantly.

And just like that, the bull carried me out again.

Great, brother can finally leave this hellish place. Wow Ka Ka, I heard me right, then the old man of Hades will give me an extra house?

The cow was depressed, and kept looking at me curiously, probably now feeling very envious and jealous, wondering why he didn't treat me so well. Envy, jealousy, hatred? That's right. Ha ha.

Want to know what I said? Hehe, brother is so cheap, don't say it, don't say it.