"Kick you stinking water devil!" I kicked him and still couldn't get angry, and in a panic, I kicked him randomly, and cursed angrily, "Let you come out in the middle of the night to scare people, come out to scare people!" ”

"Boy, you're enough!"

The other party snorted in pain, took a few steps back, jumped up with his lower body covered, and roared at me resentfully. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"It's a lot of weight!" He picked up the flashlight, and the flashlight shot at my face.

The stinging light shone on my face, stinging my eyes. Vaguely, the shadow of the other party also seems more clearly visible, it seems to be a little familiar, and it is a little scary, the key is that it is too strong!

How can a man grow so strong? That must be a ghost!

Despite this, I was still a little confused, and I still didn't stop in my panic, my mouth was slurred, and I cursed indiscriminately: "Call you scary, kick you stinky water ghost to death!" ”

"Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, you fat man and I are not some stinky water ghost!" At this time, someone grabbed my feet with one hand, removed the glow of the flashlight from my face and shone it on his own face, and roared, "I am a human being, a living person!" ”

It's nothing if you don't take a photo, it's even more like a photo! By flashlight, I could see his fangs clearly, sticking out his red tongue up and down, and rolling his eyes.

"Ahh Hell! ”

I was so scared that I cried wolf, threw down my things and ran away, my legs trembling.

"Boy, I said what are you running? Fat man, although I am a little fatter, are you so scared? "Someone came to chase after my ass, and he was speechless while chasing.

Only then did the other party remember that he was wearing a ghost skin mask on his face, and with his burly body type, he was dressed as a ghost, isn't it just a ghost? No wonder he was scared like this!

I buried my head and ran away, and in my panic I hit a wall of flesh, and when I looked up, I saw that it was not the smelly water ghost! It scared my scalp numb, and I gasped.

I said I'm sorry and quickly turned around and ran, but I couldn't run no matter how I ran.

It's miserable!

The stinky water ghost tugged at my clothes behind me, and he pulled it back with a slight tug, his tone was particularly disdainful, with a hint of ridicule, and said, "Stinky boy, what are you running!" Is it so scary? ”

"Lord Water Ghost, don't come to eat me, my meat is not delicious, you have a debtor, you can go find someone else!" I struggled desperately, but he pulled my clothes so tightly that I couldn't break them off!

"Boy, you run, you run, why don't you run now?!" No matter how I moved, he struggled but didn't let go, and shouted at me a little proudly, "You just hit me with a stone on it, right!?" ”

I buried my head while moving, folded my hands, and chattered endlessly: "Heavenly Spirit, Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun to manifest, Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun to manifest!" ”

"Hahaha, boy, you're going to laugh at me!!" The drowning ghost laughed heartily behind me, laughing at me vigorously and stomping his feet vigorously.

No, how could this spell not work! Isn't this what fat people used to teach me? The fat man also told me that this trick is generally very effective for ghosts who are very shallow, unless it is the kind of evil ghost who has a deep way!

"Urgent as the law, the heavenly spirit is spiritual, the earth is spiritual, and the Taishang Laojun is here to manifest the spirit!"

While he smiled, I quickly broke free from him, and even matched the set of spells that the fat man taught me with the movements, and learned from him well, dancing with my hands, and then pointed to the stinky water ghost and said: "Hurry like a law - take it!" ”

Hey? Why not?

"--!! Collection"

I pointed at him and tried it many times, but it still didn't work!

I'm a good girl, could it be that I met a demon who lives at the bottom of a well all year round?! It's over!

"Hahaha! Why are you as stupid as my Haozi! Even the voice and movements are exactly the same, funny, you're going to be funny! The man couldn't take it anymore and crouched on the ground and laughed at me.

"How do you know my name is Haozi, who are you?"

That's when I realized he was a human being! I approached him a little annoyed, and when I looked closely, I realized that the bone stick he was holding in his hand was actually a flashlight! And he wore a ghost mask on his face, and I scared my dad to death!

"Why are you playing tricks on me, and you don't dare to show your true colors!?" I exasperated, "What the hell! ”

He didn't speak, he held back a smile on his face, got up and patted the dirt on his body, shook his sleeves, his body was burly and strong, he wore a loose and stylish tiger skin coat, and a stainless steel dagger pinned to his waist, which was particularly eye-catching! I also noticed that he was also carrying a military backpack on his back, bulging and stuffed with something inside, and making a series of clanging sounds.

Wow! What's the matter with this guy? What a big pie!

This guy is dressed like this, this month is dark and windy, he can't be a criminal who came to this wilderness to rob the tomb, right? I can't be a tomb robber gang! I looked around in a panic, taking advantage of the flashlight, which really scared me by not knowing it.

- Scared !!

Behind him is a tombstone, and it is a wordless tablet! And the hillside I am on is not a rolling hill, but a mass grave, a grave, and a pile of the dead! I actually navigated to the dead man's pile, and I was drunk!

The wind blowing in my ears made my face hurt, and the more I looked at it, the more I felt that the neighborhood was eerie and terrifying!

"Boy, open your eyes and see, you fat man, I'm a human or a ghost!?" He took off his mask and yelled at me, which drew my attention back.

"Yikes!"

"Fatty, why are you!?" I was like seeing a life-saving straw, I was very surprised, very happy, rushed over and shook his shoulder, and said excitedly, "Wang Fatzi, I'm Haozi, take a look!" ”

Wang Fatzi stared at me in disbelief, shot the flashlight on my face again, and moved up and down to take a look. I couldn't stand the bright light, so I stretched my neck and face out.

"Haozi, it's really you, I finally found you!" , Wang Fatzi opened his hand to my chest and punched, very complaining, "I thought you kid let me pigeon, early in the morning sent a text message asking me to come to this dry well to wait for you, but you didn't show up for a long time!" ”

"(⊙o⊙) What?"

"Text message what text message? I haven't texted you?! I was confused, "Fat man, you're not kidding me, are you?" ”

"Hahaha, Haozi, I haven't seen you grow in deception skills again these days!!" Wang Fatzi laughed out loud in disbelief.

I was still confused, and I shook my head again and again.

"Haozi, when did you change your number? Don't tell me either! ”

Wang Fatzi complained while handing me the text message on his mobile phone, and then laughed and said, "Nuo, look, isn't this what you sent?" What else is the name of your dear little, I'm going to go, such a disgusting name, who else but you. ”

Then I leaned over and looked, hey, really!

The text message goes like this-

Hi bros, surprise!

You haven't seen me in a few days, do you miss me so much? I'll tell you a secret!

I've made a fortune recently, don't say it, my brother is so lucky, I accidentally won 5 million! No, if I don't pay attention, I pretended to be a force, and bought a big villa at No. 101, Lingyu Street, East Second Ring Road, Chongqing, my hometown, don't say that my brother is unjust, I didn't expect you to make a fortune, come to the East Second Ring Road to find me, please take care of your health, I also specially prepared a big surprise for you!!

You must come, if you don't come, don't blame me for not recognizing you as a brother in the future!! Whew!!

Remember!!!

There is a big dry well in front of my house! If you can't find your way, call me! Or navigation!

- Your dear little!

We look forward to seeing you there!

This is what the text message probably says, and I was dumbfounded.

"What a mess, what kind of prize did you win, what kind of villa, I don't have anything! I didn't send it to you, you were fooled!! ”