"You've been fooled!!"

I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, but laughed at the fat man and said, "Hahaha, but it's not me!" ”

Wang Fatzi was still confused, not quite believing me. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"It's not me!" I gently punched him back, "Who am I?" How could I make such a thankless joke on my brothers! ”

He patted me on the shoulder as if he didn't understand, his eyes were extremely contemptuous of me, and he shook his head and said, "You kid has a belly of nonsense, if I believe you, there will be a ghost!" It's a shame that I treat you like a good brother! ”

"Fatty, you must believe me, this must be a prank! Look at that tone, that tone, and that name, what are you dear little, how could I give myself such a cheap name! I grabbed the fat man's hand in a fit of urgency and explained vigorously.

"Hehe, don't say it, you're such a cheap person! I think that's a good name for you! Hao Jian, so cheap, what a slut! Who knew that Wang Fatzi smiled even more happily.

After he shook off my hand, he put one hand in his pocket, and pointed at me with a flashlight in the other hand and deliberately teased me, "Haozi, don't play with me, your acting skills are not good!" I don't know how many pounds and taels you have! ”

I was speechless, so angry that I was furious.

"I really didn't lie to you! Fatty, I'm really not acting! I was very aggrieved and aggrieved, I looked at him with blank eyes, and in a hurry, I forcibly pulled his hand over and said, "That's not me!" Really, brother! ”

"Oh, Haozi, as far as the relationship between the two of us is concerned, don't hide it from me. If there's anything good, just say it, say, why did you call our brother to come? Still shaking his head in disbelief, he looked at the pile of things I had dropped on the ground with a wicked smile on his face, looked at the outfit I was wearing, and then said to me in a very chicken thief manner, "What about the great health care?" And what about mansions? What about villas? And what surprises are there?! ”

I looked at him with an aggrieved and sincere face, full of anticipation, hoping that he would believe me, and continued to explain vigorously: "Fat man, you are my good brother who has been playing since I was a child, how could I lie to you, you must believe me, how can I be such a boring prank, and such a cheap person!" ”

"Oh, Haozi, you just admit it! Even if you let me go, I won't blame you, even if there is no mansion or villa, no big health care, and no surprises, just because we wear a pair of open crotch pants, you don't have to lie to me by not admitting it. The fat man still didn't believe it, and said to me from the bottom of his heart.

I was silent when I heard him say this......

He thought I was acquiescing, and then complained to me: "But I can't find the way at noon, and I call you several times with empty numbers, which is inhumane, did you kid pull me into the blacklist after making a fortune!! ”

"It's not like that—"

I'm so angry that I can't explain it anymore, and I'm so angry that I can't speak. I had to look at him super aggrieved, and shook my head pitifully.

"Tell me, what's wrong? Did you cause some trouble again, did you tear off someone's roof again! Call our brothers, are we going to fight in a group or go it alone? You see, has already brought it all! ”

After the fat man finished speaking, he took out the stainless steel dagger pinned to his waist, shiny and shiny, looking particularly sharp, sharpened like clay, and dangled in front of me.

"Brother and brother, take it easy, take it easy, this is a knife, it's going to kill someone!"

I leaned back and took a few steps back. And this big night took out a dagger and shook it around, and people panicked!

I saw him pull out the dagger, I suddenly remembered Niuniu, I had to take Niuniu out, in order to prove my innocence, I handed him the phone, and said: "Oh, fatty, this is my new mobile phone, you look at it, I can't even turn on the phone, how can I send you a text message one by one!" And you didn't say it was an empty number, I have a number on this mobile phone, and the mobile phone number is 1100, or you can call and try it! ”

"Cut! The number is still 1100, you lie to the ghost, you think you are a policeman, why don't you just come to 110 more directly and freely!? "Fat man, he grimaced at me in disbelief!

"Fatty, really, I didn't lie to you! Believe it or not, take it and see it yourself! I was a little chilled and a little annoyed. Angrily handed him the phone and sulked, "I'm too lazy to talk to you, hum!" How come years of brotherhood have been in vain! It's not worth a text message. ”

Seeing that I was angry, Wang Fatzi took the phone a little suspiciously, shone it with a flashlight, took a closer look, and touched it in his hand, he thought it was an Apple mobile phone at first, but now he found out that this mobile phone is different, a little bit of a gold star, I can't believe it: "Yo, it's still an Apple mobile phone, you kid really sent it!" Hey? Why is this mobile phone made of jade? The local tyrant is really different, he is really willing to spend money, why don't you give me a fat man too!? ”

I shook my head and said with a wry smile helplessly: "Fatty, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry to define it first, you can turn on a machine and show it to me!" ”

The fat man took a serious look at it, and he messed up it like I did at the beginning, but he didn't turn it on, and he didn't even find the boot button.

He returned the phone to me in disgust, and then scolded: "Damn! What broken mobile phone can't even be opened, no matter how good the texture is, there is no mobile phone function, this is completely a waste machine! I thought it was a good thing, but my liver hurts when I get fat grandpa! ”

"Now you believe it, right? Fatso. "A boulder hanging in my heart finally let go.

The fat man nodded, but there was still a little doubt on his face, and he asked me, "Haozi, where have you been these days?" We haven't seen you since we were taken away by the police at the bar that day. ”

"This, it's hard to put into words!" I shook my head helplessly.

I told the fat man everything that had happened to me in the past few days.

Fortunately, the fat man didn't freak out, and he didn't call me a psychopath!

He sat on the ground and pondered, thought for a while, stood up and patted me on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Haozi, you honestly explain whether you stepped on dog shit, this smell is rushing to the sky!" ”

The fat man's surprise made my second monk more and more confused.

I was a little confused and asked, "What shit luck, what smell?" I've been unlucky for the past few days, okay? ”

"You don't have to worry about this anyway! How good it is to bump into ghosts, how many ghosts to bump into, it's a good thing for you, not a bad thing! The fat man pretended to be a mystery and said, "I still want to meet ghosts every day, but I can't touch them!" You will be blessed! ”

He was stunned by what he said, and I almost didn't know what to do next.

Then the fat man put his arm around my shoulders, and a meaningful smile flashed on his face, and said to me domineeringly: "Hehe, Haozi, aren't you looking for the dry well?" Let's go, brother will take you! ”

I immediately felt very warm in my heart, and nodded again and again, if there was him along the way, my heart would be much more comfortable. He has received the true inheritance of his master!

So, I followed his ass with a big bag and a small bag to find the dry well......

Scare——!!!

He actually took me to a graveyard on another hillside! What's going on?

It was like a new cemetery, the tombstones were still new, and they were all wordless, and the soil on the ground looked fresh and damp as if it had been turned over.

As soon as we arrived, it was obvious that it was a little colder than the place we had just been. Moreover, along the way, I had an inexplicable feeling in my heart, I always felt a chill in the back of my head, as if someone was staring at me behind me, I turned back again and again, but there was no figure, I secretly laughed in my heart that I was too timid. Isn't it just a little cloudy? Look at how bold the fat people are! I couldn't help but give him a thumbs up in my heart!

I sniffed carefully, and there was a particularly pungent smell of blood and corpses in the air!!

But this time I didn't throw up, after all, it was slightly better than the last time I was in that thousand-year-old corpse coffin, and the excitement and perversion brought to me by the ghosts of Tuan Tuan. Looks like my stomach has gotten stronger.

Following the fat man's arrangement, we took a flashlight and opened it in this mound of graves......

I followed behind his ass, and the fat man was still bold in front of him to gouge and scratch around the graveyard with a dagger, and he was babbling words and looking serious, and I asked him, and he said that he was opening the way, and asked the ghost to give way, anyway, I don't know what he was doing.

Suddenly!

The fat man stopped moving in his hand and stared behind me in amazement, his eyes full of horror and surprise!

I was about to ask him what was wrong.

He hurriedly made a shushing motion!

Then he leaned his mouth close to my ear and whispered, "Don't move, there's a ghost behind you!! ”