Using the word obscenity to describe the middle-aged man in front of me, I feel that it is light, a man can grow into such virtues, if you deduce it forward, it is really difficult to imagine what his parents look like bears.

Small eyes, so small that they are round, that is, slits; The nose is flat, and the tip of the nose is still round, just like the red nose of the clown; The ears are not only windy, but also small and unscored, and at first glance they are unblessed people; When I looked at Ya's mouth, my lips looked like they had been poisoned, dark and black; Especially the mouth of the sesame grains, which are full of smoke and dirt, how disgusting to look at.

Seeing that the grandson rolled his almost negligible little eyes, he replied impatiently: "Aren't you going out, and you don't allow others to lie down for a while." ”

"How long can you smoke a cigarette, why are you so sleepy, you have to take up someone else's space to be comfortable?" I was already angry, and the annoying look of the other party made me even more angry.

"I'll just lie down, what else can you do with me?" The grandson lifted his irregular head and yelled at me.

I pointed at the other party with my hand and said, "Why don't you put on your shoes first, is it a bit of quality?" ”

"I won't wear it! Besides, I'm taking off my shoes to dry my sweat, what's in your way? "This grandson really has no morals at all.

Many passengers who had been holding back for a long time around began to stare at this grandson with that kind of contempt, but as far as Ya was so virtuous, he was not afraid of Qianfu's fingers at all, so he sat up slowly, and then put Ya's stinky feet under the seat, without the slightest idea of putting on shoes.

"Okay, you wait!" I put aside the harsh words and turned and walked in the direction of the dining car. "Why are you going?" When Lao Cao saw this, he hurriedly grabbed me from behind, for fear that I would do something irrational.

"It's okay, you can help me watch a little salute here, and I'll go to the dining car to have a bite to eat and come back." I turned around and raised my eyebrows at Lao Cao, who immediately let go of the hand that was holding me. Because this old brother knows me too well, and knows that I am holding back here, he just can't guess how I will clean up the grandson who is drying his feet.

"Then you go and come back quickly." After letting go of his hand, Lao Cao covered his nose and returned to the edge of the seat, and the grandson actually sang by himself, which made Lao Cao angry with me, and he almost stopped the other party and beat him violently.

After coming to the dining car, I first found the conductor who delivered the meal, and pleaded with a very painful expression: "Big brother, I have a problem with my stomach and intestines, and I am particularly prone to stomach acid and bloating. I forgot to take medicine when I didn't get on the bus, so please ask me if you can cook some radish for me. "I'm talking while covering my stomach, that expression, that demeanor, what Oscar winner, get out of the way!

"There's a turnip, and I can cook one for you, but you're okay with that, right? Do you want me to broadcast it to you, see if there is a doctor on the train, and don't go back and make a big fuss. The flight attendant kindly asked me.

"No, no, no, ** sick." I waved my hand at the flight attendant, "It's a little funny, I'm sorry for your trouble." Then I took out a fifty-face note, handed it over, and sat down in the chair in the carriage with difficulty.

"I'll look for you in a moment." The flight attendant's humanity was still very good, and after taking my money, he first gave me a cup of hot water, and then turned around and walked towards the kitchen behind the dining car.

After a short effort, the flight attendant brought me a plate of steaming boiled white radish slices, perhaps because he was afraid that I would not be able to eat them with my empty mouth, and brought me a plate of soy sauce.

"You eat first, if you're still not feeling well, you're calling me." The flight attendant was very enthusiastic to put the food in front of my eyes, "This is looking for your change." "After putting the radish slices away, this guy asked me for thirty yuan.

"No, you can save it and buy a bottle of water to drink." When I saw the boiled white radish slices, I was secretly surprised. When the other party handed me the money, I quickly excused myself.

"No, we have rules here." I didn't expect this flight attendant to be a stubborn donkey, so he had to give me money.

In desperation, I had to order a dish again, "If there are leeks, bring me a plate of scrambled eggs with leeks, and I will pack them back for my friends who are riding in the car." ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw the flight attendant with a sad face, "Eggs and fried leeks cost thirty-five, brother!" ”

I was a little embarrassed by this brother's call, I had long heard that Boss Tie was going to die in catering, and today I found out that the rumors were not groundless. So I took out another twenty yuan and stuffed it to the other party, "Let's have another garlic, and you can bring me a few bottles of soft drinks for the rest." ”

After the other party took the money, he turned around and returned to the back of the dining car, and after a while, he brought me a plate of scrambled eggs with leeks, and handed me three bottles of Master Kong's iced black tea, which was only sold for two yuan and a half outside.

I picked up a bottle and handed it to the flight attendant, "Just when I asked you, don't push it again." ”

The other party smiled and took the drink, and then pushed the dining cart and began to sell it along the various carriages.

Eating leeks with garlic, plus boiled white radish slices dipped in soy sauce, the little master doesn't believe in fighting your big stinky feet.

In order to speed up digestion, I usually eat a meal for 20 minutes, but I ate for more than 40 minutes, and then I poured a stomach full of cold water, and then I grabbed the two bottles of iced tea on the table and returned to my seat.

I saw that Lao Cao was fighting with that grandson at this time, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that Lao Cao definitely had the upper hand. After all, people have "biological weapons", and Lao Cao also wants to take off his shoes and dry his feet, but the problem is that before the trip, we are both clean, and there is no smell on our bodies; The clothes worn by the second are also freshly washed, and when the two are combined, Lao Cao really has no problem with the immoral grandson next to him.

So Lao Cao played the trick of drawing a circle to curse you, tilting his body sideways, shaking his thighs constantly, and his toes were desperately paddling on the floor of the carriage.

Seeing me come back, Lao Cao immediately straightened his waist as if he had a backbone, and then said to me: "I'm going to smoke a cigarette, vomit..."

It's really embarrassing for Lao Cao, who insisted on this harsh condition for nearly an hour, if it were me, he would have vomited all over his face.

I was afraid that I could smoke Lao Cao with one mouth, so I nodded and smiled at Lao Cao, and after Lao Cao left, I quickly sat down next to the other party, and then grinned and said: "Ha, I~~ are back!" ”

This immoral grandson should have been on guard against me, so when I was beside him, he quickly turned his head to look at me, and waited for me to make a move, so that he could take it.

It just so happened that when I opened my mouth to speak, the breath sprayed directly on the girl's face, and this thing "vomited... Gross...", I was stunned for a long time, and not a word came out.

The three passengers across from us almost clapped their hands. What does it mean to provoke public anger, this grandson next to me is the best example.

to be continued