Chapter 878: Each big move
"What a smell of this!" The other party retched for a long time, opened his big mouth in surprise, and asked me with a mouth full of sesame grains.
"What~~?" Basically, every word I utter is a word that needs to exhale a lot of gas, which is smoked by the grandson, through the eyes of the girl, and the black eyes are straight up.
The guy definitely guessed that I was going to fight to the end, so he took his stinky feet and sat cross-legged on the seat in the carriage. While sitting, he fanned me and said, "Oh, I don't know when the sweat on my feet will evaporate!" ”
I didn't answer, I leaned out of the seat, took a sharp breath, and then began to exhale towards the place where the other person was sitting, and then leaned out. insisted on it for a few times, and the three passengers in the opposite seat all covered their noses and ran out, for fear that if one was not careful, they would be smoked to death by the two of us.
It was already night, and most of the passengers fell asleep, but some of them didn't sleep, and when they saw the two of us fighting, they focused their attention on the two of us.
After I was able to hold out for more than ten minutes, Lao Cao walked back from the junction of the two carriages. More than a meter away from the seat, Lao Cao covered his nose and asked loudly: "I'm the second Ao, what does this smell like?" Who eats the poop or what's the drop? ”
I glared at Lao Cao fiercely, this old brother immediately closed his mouth in amusement, and then turned his head and walked towards the junction of the carriage again, it is estimated that if this goods are crowded between the two of us, even if they are not smoked to death, they will have to be smoked half-crippled!
I looked like I was on my chest, and I kept rubbing my stomach clockwise with my right hand while desperately spitting the unpleasant smell in my mouth at each other.
You know, if the stool is dry, you can use my method to rub your stomach clockwise to accelerate the peristalsis function of the intestines. If it is diarrhea, rub your intestines counterclockwise, so that the food in the intestines is hoarded in the intestines as much as possible, so as to reduce the opening of the ass to the fart. The eyes are red and swollen.
To tell the truth, I was so smoked by the other party's stinky feet that I was about to vomit, if it weren't for the little master's strong willpower, I would have succumbed a long time ago. If you don't believe it, look at Lao Cao, he hid early. And the passengers around our seats in this carriage, except for those who were asleep, were basically far away from the two of us. In the originally crowded train, only the two of us have a lot of space, you can tell me how bad it smells.
The grandson still didn't admit defeat, because after all, the breath didn't last long enough, and the more I vomited, the more I lost my strength, and the other party was ruthless and decided to fight me to the end.
After more than half an hour, my breath gradually became less heavy, and the grandson actually took off his socks, picked at the gap between his toes with his fingers, and then put the fingers that had picked his feet on his nose and sniffed them.
"Vomit~~" A passenger who was watching saw it, and vomited instantly, fortunately, there was no food in the stomach, otherwise if it really vomited, the smell of this carriage, hehe, it is not the realm of people.
Fortunately, the little master has seen a big battle, and the other party's pediatric tricks are still bearable for me. And as the other party began to amplify the move, I found that my stomach began to rumble, and it seemed that it shouldn't take much time before my ultimate move was released.
When the grandson found out that I was not deterred by his disgusting behavior, he actually lifted his dirty, smelly socks high, put them in the car light, and looked at them first.
I guess I should have been a little dizzy by the other party's smoke, I actually saw a puff of yellow smoke coming out from that stinky sock, this Nima is definitely a chemical weapon, absolutely!
Then I felt a tightness in my lower abdomen, and then the chrysanthemum in the back loosened, and the pressure suddenly decreased dramatically.
I can hear "poof~~~" in my ears, and the sound is extremely subtle and not easy to detect. It's just that it lasts for more than five seconds, which is definitely powerful.
That kind of stuffy fart is probably only heard by us parties, and the other party is still holding up his socks and preparing to put them on his nose to smell them, so as to disgust me. Just as she started moving her stinky socks towards her nose, my radish-smelling fart came out.
Because I was going to another place, the meal before I left was seafood, and the smell of this big radish, that guy, I felt dizzy after smelling it myself, let alone outsiders.
I only saw that after the grandson came into contact with my "special move", he suddenly stiffened his hand holding the stinky sock in the air, and then quickly covered his nose with his other free hand, completely ignoring the behavior of picking his foot with that hand just now.
What's even more awesome is that I was choked by my own fart, and I guess I just ate it, and a burp actually hit it right after, and it was sprayed in the other person's face.
I found that the grandson's Adam's apple began to shake up and down, and his mouth bulged one after another, and it seemed that he couldn't support it.
I made a retching move with a lack of morality, and then looked at this grandson, and the instant noodle soup came out along the seam of Ya's fingers, and it is estimated that the last meal of this product is instant noodles, or Master Kong's spicy beef noodles, I have seen the red pepper foam inside.
Up to now, the little master has won a phased victory. This grandson is also ruthless enough, his small eyes are round, and then he desperately swallows what he vomited out again. It didn't matter, the onlookers couldn't stand it anymore, and either ran to the bathroom at the junction of the carriage to vomit, or quickly turned their heads back and tried their best not to vomit. The little master continued to rub his little belly clockwise, brewing the next big move!
In order to stimulate my vision, the lewd man did not forget to chew a few times while swallowing, for fear that the residue in his mouth would reach the stomach and not be digested completely.
The little master also accelerated the speed of rubbing his stomach, afraid that he would not be able to defeat the other party before he vomited. So at the same time as the lewd man swallowed the residue in his last mouthful, my second ultimate move was also released.
Compared with this release, the first release is at best just a stone throwing to ask for directions, and this time it can be said that the atmosphere is long. It's not that a fart lasts for how many seconds, but that an oversized stuffy fart comes out with a number of subsequent farts. Boy! The air in the already unpleasant cabin was completely polluted by the little master.
How smelly it is, let me put it this way, even the sleeping passengers in the seats next to us have been woken up by this trick of mine.
"What does this smell like?" "Oh my god, who put a big radish-smelling fart, why is it so immoral?" "I'm the next Olympian! I'm the next Olympics! I'm the next Olympics! "This one smells worse than the smell of stinky feet, vomit~~~"
to be continued