Chapter 15: How Are Your Parents?

"Who is in the ear, saying ~ love me forever

Just for this sentence, Aha~ There is no complaint about breaking the intestines

The rain is heartbroken, and the wind is tearful

The dream is lingering, and the love is far away

The water of West Lake, my tears..."

Lying on the train table, listening to the classic old songs in her ears, the cat girl rubbed her palms on her cheeks in boredom.

"Meow~Hungry, dried fish~"

Shen Fan, who was sitting next to the cat girl, covered his forehead with one hand, and took out a pack of small dried fish from his pocket under the hard seat with the other.

He regrets it now, why did he take the cat girl out for a trip this morning as soon as his head twitched?

If you think about it, it seems to be all because of that female neuropathy. In order to appease the cat girl who was frightened by the thunder, Shen Fan had a good meal to appease, and as a result, there was the current situation.

Fortunately, the ID card of the cat girl was also successfully solved.

The method is very simple, as a basic employee (pet around him) who patrols the goddess in the universe, he directly opened the green channel, and directly handled the cat girl's household registration through 'inhuman' means, registered it in Shen Fan's household registration book, became his sister, and changed her name to Shen Miaomiao.

However, for Shen Fan's troubles, the cat girl didn't care at all, after getting the delicious dried fish, the cat girl lay on Shen Fan's chest, her little head rubbed and rubbed, holding the dried fish with both hands and licking it, while expressing her satisfaction.

Although there is a three-hundred-year-old pseudo-Lori next to him, Shen Fan doesn't want to feel it at all.

He was in a mood about to collapse at the moment, didn't he see the eyes of the eldest sister on the other side looking at the abduction and trafficking of underage girls... I almost took out my mobile phone and called the police at any time.

Shen Fan could only stubbornly explain, "Uh... My sister... Sister"

The eldest sister on the other side looked at the two ID cards that Shen Fan took out suspiciously, obviously not convinced.

After all, who sees an ordinary young man who is almost thirty years old (mainly ordinary-looking, compared to the appearance of a big lazy cat, it is ugly. But there's a big Lori sister who can sprout a bloody face.,Is there a genetic mutation?

Because of this similar thing, Shen Fan was stared at by all kinds of eyes along the way, and he was already physically and mentally exhausted, and during this period, two police officers came over to carefully check their identity information.

The cat girl finally found a comfortable position in Shen Fan's arms, licked the delicious dried fish, and asked, "Meow~, why did you suddenly change the name of Ben Meow?

Catgirl has been asking this question all the way, and Shen Fan has a hard time understanding why Catgirl feels good about the name 'Big Lazy Cat', and it turns out that don't try to understand a cat's worldview.

Shen Fan didn't explain the problem, just hugged the cat girl and scratched her chin, and the cat girl instantly forgot all the problems, turned over and began to take a nap.

"Ding~ Hello passengers! The parking station in front is XX station, and there are passengers who want to get off..."

Just as he was about to close his eyes and squint, Shen Fanjue suddenly felt a very special breath, which was different from the smell of food and foreign objects, but a special breath that was directly transmitted to his body and brain through the pores of his body.

Shen Fan squinted his eyes and carefully felt the special aura, always feeling that it felt very familiar.

It wasn't until two shiny big bald heads appeared in the train aisle that Shen Fan remembered that this feeling was emanating from the 'Kidney Deficiency Daoist' a few days ago.

Thinking of this, Shen Fan trembled, and the hand holding the cat girl couldn't help but tighten.

The cat girl in her arms is dreaming that she will never finish eating dried fish, and she is unaware of everything in the outside world.

Shen Fan nervously looked at the two big bald heads sitting opposite him, his body was stiff, he was holding a handful of broken money in his hand, ready to call the goddess next door for a cordial and friendly chat.

The two bald monks didn't look very old, about twenty, dressed in robes, the older one had sixteen rosaries around his neck, and the younger one had nothing.

Just as Shen Fan released the 'money spell', the older monk spoke in advance.

"Don't be nervous, my junior brother and I are just passing by here, and we have no intention of offending. ”

When Shen Fan heard this, his body began to warm up slowly, and in this early spring season, cold sweat wet his back.

However, I didn't fully believe the other party's words, and the hand in my trouser pocket was still my change, ready to release the 'money curse' at any time

The train ran again for more than ten minutes, and neither side had any intention of speaking again.

After the two monks finished saying that, they began to close their eyes and rest, while Shen Fan kept staring at each other, guarding against the other party's move at any time.

This strange scene made the innocent passengers next to him unbearable.

At this time, there are 3*3 double-row hard seats, and there is a passer-by on each side.

The aunt before couldn't help but start the topic first: "Young man, are you taking your sister to get it?

The corners of Shen Fan's mouth twitched, and he had to ~ This eldest sister still didn't look at ease, and she was looking for loopholes.

Shen Fan could only explain, "My sister and their school have a three-day vacation, and they are going to West Lake to play and see the scenery." ”

The eldest sister looked Shen Fan up and down with suspicious eyes, and couldn't find any other questions for a while, so she turned her head and began to be 'interested' in the two monks.

"I said you two, how can you become a monk at a young age? At this age, you should go to work and make a girl, how can you become a monk if you are good, are you worthy of your parents? This is to cut off your own incense..."

The eldest sister is endless, and even the monks probably can't stand this kind of torture. The older monk was better, but he buried his head in his chest and went from sitting quietly to silently clasping the rosary around his neck.

The younger monk was more obvious, his body began to lean into the aisle, and his whole body was done horizontally, with his back to the eldest sister.

"Ding Dong ~ Hello passengers! The parking station in front is XX station, and there are passengers who want to get off..."

The sound of the train finally interrupted the eldest sister's magic sound, and the two monks were obviously relieved.

After the train stopped, the eldest sister hurriedly packed up her things, hurriedly got out of the book, and patted the monk's shoulder before leaving, and persuaded her, "Young people, remember to be filial to your parents, and you must not do things that cut off your children and grandchildren." ”

The delicate face of the senior brother and the elder brother is already about to cry, without such scolding, the monk can't be regarded as a son and grandson.

Shen Fan secretly gave a thumbs up to the eldest sister, this lethality is simply off the charts.

At this moment, only Shen Fan's 'brother and sister' and the eldest monk and brother were left in the car seat.

The middle-aged uncle who was originally sitting next to Shen Fan had already left at some point.

Shen Fan just stared at each other like this, always feeling a little too embarrassed, and suddenly, his brain twitched, and he asked, "Master, how are your parents?"

The monk's tears finally couldn't hold back, and his heart said, "The magic sound has just ended, are you going to come to the soul poison soup again." ”