Chapter 14: Heavenly Thunder This Thing Is Addictive (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
After sleeping in the 'ruins' all night, as soon as it was dawn, Shen Fan began to get busy.
Staring at the 'iphone15' that he got from the goddess's delicate hand in front of him, Shen Fan was still a little at a loss, and always wanted to ask the goddess if they got the big guy Jobs in advance because of their mobile phones.
"Ding Dong ~ Welcome to use this machine, this machine is an intelligent employee auxiliary device, powerful, with a massive database, is the only "machine" choice for your work and leisure, artificial intelligence code name - 'Don't forget to give the goddess a skin' dedicated to you. ”
Shen Fan looked blankly at the iphone15 in his hand that seemed to be an ordinary intelligent type, and he always felt panicked in his heart.
Especially after turning on, a virtual fat ball creature appeared in the middle of the screen, like a tumbler, swaying while talking, and I didn't know that I thought this product had drunk too much.
The most important thing is that this 'don't forget to flush the skin of the goddess' is what the hell is the name, he is sure that this is definitely not the original, it must be a good thing done by Tu Jiaojiao's girl.
"Give me a button Tu Jiaojiao" Shen Fan angrily poked at the fat ball, and actually poked the little fat ball several times.
"Hum ~ 'Don't forget to flush the skin of the goddess' Friendly reminder for you, please don't call God by his name, this will lower your evaluation in your employee performance appraisal. I'm connecting you with a communication with the Goddess..."
The fat ball's round body rolled on the screen several times, as if he wanted to 'roll' in front of Shen Fan, and finally found that the space he could move in seemed to be only the size of this mobile phone screen, so he gave up this action.
"Hey, who's the egg?"
The energetic voice of the female neurotic adult came through the orb of 'Don't forget to flush the skin of the goddess'.
Thinking of this strange name, Shen Fan felt that his liver hurt.
Shen Fan said, "Tu Jiaojiao, let me ask you, did you change the name of my iphone15 artificial intelligence?"
"Oh, haha, let me tell you, this thing is one of the starting equipment of the clergy, and it is the necessary equipment for employees like you, and it is all issued from above, how can I change it? The goddess said with a clear weak heart.
Shen Fan knew that she had done this when she heard the tone of the female neurosis, grabbed the iphone15 and roared, "Festival exercises, you have an egg festival, don't think I don't know, there are a total of five starting equipment, where are the others?"
Goddess "..."
The goddess said in a flattering tone, "That, Shen Fan, you see what I say is also your boss, right, the boss's face, is your face, so you have to maintain the boss's face." ”
Shen Fan sneered, "Editor, I support you to continue to make it up for me." ”
Seeing that there was still a chance, the goddess hurriedly said, "What, don't you see that LOL has recently released a series of skins for a young lady?,There happens to be a new skin for the goddess of radiance.,And the boss, my title is the goddess of radiance.,Can I not support this?,So... You know that the boss is relatively poor, and his salary has been deducted until 2,000 years later, just... Rent out the little stuff you don't need..."
"You're bullshitting me, you're selling my equipment, all four of them, just to buy game skins? What about your discipline? Bastard, and the goddess of radiance, I have a yarn ball relationship with you, don't think I don't know that your job title is 'Void Ancestor' Void Ancestor Saintess, and your name is printed on the employee handbook you gave me." ”
Shen Fan said and took out the small thick book that was fooled by the female neuropathy to sign the 'deed of sale', and threw it around the fat ball.
Goddess: "Damn, I forgot about it, I'm going to finish... What's that, brother~ This one, don't get excited, you believe me, I will definitely get you a five-piece set next month, and I will send you your salary next month, I swear by the name of 'Void Ancestor', you must know that swearing by your own name is a very serious matter in the divine realm, even gods can't break their oaths. ”
In fact, it is mainly the female neuropathy who is afraid of this goods to complain about herself, and her old man's salary has been deducted to 2,800 years later. Withholding employee benefits, this is a serious dereliction of duty, once reported, don't think about receiving wages within 10,000 years, although she herself is a salted fish, but salted fish also has dreams, 2,800 years and 10,000 years at this time The distance between life and death, even if the salted fish is like her, she will be afraid.
Shen Fan struggled for a long time, until the female neurotic adult was about to lose his ability to hold on, and then said, "Okay, this has been revealed in advance, help me deal with the problem of my cat." ”
When the goddess heard that no one had reported herself, her mood suddenly became happy, and she felt that her neuropathy was half better, and she said with rare generosity, "Say, what's the matter, the boss will definitely help you get it." ”
Shen Fan said, "There are two things, the first is the problem of my cat's transformation, she is now transformed, but her ears and tail are a big problem, it is very inconvenient, and it is easy to be discovered by those monks." ”
The goddess pondered for a while and said, "This is actually relatively simple, as long as your kitten's strength is too weak, you can solve the problem of appearance after a few years of cultivation." But your boss and I am a certified goddess, this little thing will be solved with a thunderbolt, you take your cat to the open field, I will give him a thunderbolt. ”
After Shen Fan heard this, his meaning was like scolding, but he couldn't help it, "Are you sure this will work? And didn't you say you can't meddle in the affairs of the universe?"
The goddess said very shyly, "Don't worry, that cat is now your pet and belongs to the scope of the god's pet, so it is not considered to meddle in internal affairs." And haven't you heard of the Heavenly Tribulation? Aren't there all of them in the novel, a certain little demon cultivated to a great degree, led to the Heavenly Tribulation Thunder Method, and finally succeeded in transforming into a demon. ”
Shen Fan was taken aback by this statement and asked, "You just said 'novel', right?
The goddess said calmly, "Don't worry, how can the old lady say that she is also a goddess, this method is absolutely reliable, and it is simple and efficient, and it can be done in one shot, mainly because I haven't used this trick for many years, and I felt very cool when I split you last time, and I was a little addicted." ”
Shen Fan: "..."
Come today, in the end, or my mistake and omission, shouldn't you have been struck by your lightning last time?
As a result, Shen Fan still had a worried heart and put the cat girl in the backyard.
Under the repeated assurances of the female neuropath, a white light streaked across the sky, and a thunderclap of the sky frightened the mortals of the entire city to tremble.
The goddess urged, "Okay, this problem is solved, and what is the other one, I feel that I am going to start the next game." ”
De~ Is this product completely sinking, an Internet addicted girl? Or an Internet addiction 'goddess'?
Shen Fan said, "The second is about the identity of the cat girl, it is very troublesome to go out without an ID card." ”