Chapter 492: Two Little Rascals

I was in a daze when I saw the fool come to the periphery of the crowd, and then push them away, and come to the child's body. Then, the other end of the red thread was tied to the child's wrist, and something was muttered in his mouth.

Don't say it, this trick is really effective, just watch the spirit of the child next to me start to walk slowly towards his body with that stupid voice.

Just when the onlookers outside were surprised, the child's spirit had returned to his body, and then the child opened his eyes and cried out with a "wow".

It was only at this moment that everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The young mother held the baby and began to cry, crying so much that it was called a sadness. After crying for a long time, I remembered to thank the fool, the problem is that the fool actually took advantage of the mother's crying and quietly slipped away. I just don't know if you write a diary, haha!

But can you avoid those people, can you avoid the little master's induction? I returned to Wang Lili's side, took the other party's hand, and quickly pushed it up. Finally, on the edge of the shelves selling alcohol, I found this idiot.

"Dude, you are quite capable, my name is Jia Shu, let's make friends." After that, I stretched out my hand, intending to shake her hand.

I saw that this thing took the little eyes and clamped me, and then threw out two words: "Stupid ~ force!" ”

Next Olympics! If you dare to be affectionate, you will say these two words, right, okay, the little master is going to know you because he can afford you, if you pretend to be forced like this, the little master is still too lazy to take care of you.

Thinking of this, I withdrew my outstretched hand and prepared to pull Wang Lili away. But I didn't expect that this product actually came to me, stuffed me with a business card, turned around and left, and when I left, I didn't forget to shout: "Stupid ~!" ”

Wang Lili and I hurriedly grabbed the business card and looked at it, good guy, a hair stylist designer of a certain hair salon, and then look at the address, okay, Changchun City, Jilin Province, this is far enough.

By the time I looked up, the idiot was gone. Looking at Wang Lili in front of me with a question mark on her head, I simply told her what had just happened, and this little girl was shocked when she heard it.

After listening, Wang Lili asked curiously: "Weishenme, that person won't let you pull the child's spirit, and then stuff the spirit back into the child's body?" ”

For the first time, I replied very frankly: "I don't know either." ”

Until today, I don't know that if I had forced the child's spirit back at that time, then even if the child would wake up, it would have left a huge shadow on the child's heart.

Because my spiritual power was not withdrawn into my body, I was also sensing everything around me while telling Wang Lili.

I found that two young people dressed as little hooligans not far from me and Wang Lili were chatting, and I listened carefully, and I felt very interesting.

Rascal A said, "Lend me some money, buddy?" ”

"Why can you still do it, how many times have you borrowed money from me this year, what are you going to do this time, won't you take the girl to have a fetus again?" Little Rascal B asked bitterly.

"You don't know how sassy the girl is now, this time this girl I met by shaking WeChat, and I took out a bowl of spicy tang and got it. You know, I didn't like to wear TT when I was there, it's not that people are pregnant, I have to be responsible, where can I find a good man like me now. The little rascal A Tian said shamelessly.

", how many students do you have this year, and I don't know if you have one for me." Little rascal B scolded with envy and hatred, "If you teach me how to take my sister, I'll borrow you." ”

"Dio! As you say, after I teach you, you will have to lend me money. Little rascal A hurriedly said.

"Ah, I said, you should hurry up!" Rascal B urged.

"After getting to know a girl, it's best to ask the other party out before dinner, it's too early, you can't do anything, it's too late, people's parents will be worried." As soon as this grandson spoke, I knew that Ya was definitely a pickling girl, I had to listen carefully to see if there was anything I could learn from, wow!

"Before meeting, you must dress up very handsome, your hair must be done, you must take a bath, it is best to spray some perfume or something, the most important thing is that you have to have enough money, you can save everything, zuihou has no money to open a house, then you have to be stupid."

After seeing the little hooligan B's nodding incessantly, the little hooligan A continued with satisfaction: "After meeting, all kinds of jokes are sprayed outward, and you must make the other party feel that you are particularly interesting, so that those girls can continue to play with you." When the conversation is almost gone, I will find a KTV bag and sing it. ”

"Why don't you go to dinner?" Rogue B asked, puzzled.

"You are so stupid, it is only forty-eight yuan for singing a song, how expensive it is to eat a meal, people in small restaurants can't look down on it, and we can't afford to invite Western restaurants, mansions and other hotels." Rogue A said disdainfully, he's really a master.

After seeing B's incessant nod, A continued: "Remember, don't be in a hurry as soon as you come up, don't even hold hands with each other before going to KTV, this is to let the other party relax their vigilance."

No matter how scary the girl sings, how ugly it is, you have to say that people sing well, just like the original song, that girl will definitely think that we are sunny enough, and it can also enhance our intimacy with each other. After singing for more than an hour, I hurried away. After saving a long time, the other party's parents called to urge the other party to go home.

After coming out, he said that it was a little late, and then pretended to send each other home, the girl was generally quite lost, and definitely thought that we didn't like her, so the two of us continued to press the road with grinding and chirping, and couldn't walk a few meters for half a day.

At this time, the girl found all kinds of reasons to say that she didn't want to go home for the time being, why her parents weren't at home, and why she still wanted to wander around. You must seize the opportunity, this is a signal of dedication.

Then you say you don't want to play with the computer, and most girls can agree. Then I took the girl to the door of the hotel, and at this time I must swear to the sky that I am playing with the computer, and I don't do anything, as long as I cheat in, the rest will be easy to do. ”

"Awesome!" Rascal B said with a tall thumbs.

"After you go in, you pretend to watch TV, let the other party play on the computer, and keep praising how beautiful and temperamental the other party is. After the other party is happy, they will start kissing each other from behind, usually the other party will resist at this time, you just say baby I'm sorry, I'm too impulsive, you have to know that I'm a man, not to mention that you are so good-looking, anyway, pick a good nag.

After the other party doesn't resist, they generally start to complain to us, what family misfortune, how perverted the teacher is, disharmony between classmates or something, let's start to show our gentle side: What if you are early Yujian I will be fine, what will not make you suffer so much, what you don't have to be afraid, and me.

Then it snapped, everything was done, the spirit of the woman was gone, and we were sleepy. Then the woman began to grind and grind with us, and when you rested, you had to pretend to be a little embarrassed, but the woman felt that she was in the wrong place. ”

to be continued