"Alas, I'm so good, I've learned it." Little rascal B was quite satisfied with what he heard, and then took out a few sheets of Grandpa Mao and handed them to A, "Save some flowers, I don't have a lot of money at this stage." ”

“xiexie，xiexie。 Or I'll let that girl come up right away, and she'll wait for me downstairs, and look at that girl, who looks so beautiful, and who is called a on the bed. Ate said shamelessly.

"Okay, okay!" After B listened, the saliva was about to flow out, so A dialed the phone, and after hanging up, the two began to say some more obscene words, omitting a few words here, so as not to be harmonized!

Wang Lili didn't know that I was sensing the other party, and was about to pull me away, but I stopped me, and then I whispered the conversation between the two little hooligans to Wang Lili.

"Why are they so shameless?" Wang Lili said angrily, "I'm curious about what kind of girl is so stupid, she can be deceived by this kind of scum who doesn't have anything and doesn't have enough to eat." "The implication is that I just want to see what the girl who will come over soon looks like.

"Alright then, let's get closer and take a look." It seems that this little girl is also like me, and she is very curious, so the two of us pretended to look at the goods and pushed the cart to the side of the two little hooligans.

It didn't take long to see a girl in a junior high school uniform running up, maybe it was too cold outside, or maybe she was running too fast, this girl's face looked red.

"Well, this girl is punctual enough." The little rascal A asked with a glance at B.

I saw that the little rascal B stared at the girl carefully for a while, and then clenched his fist and smashed it into A's face, beating and shouting: "I'm Onima!" ”

Seeing that the student girl hurriedly rushed over and shouted at B: "Brother, don't hit him, he is my object!" ”

This is for me and Wang Lilile, okay, messing around, messing with my own people, how did the big white goose call: yes!

Leaving the two little hooligans who were fighting, Wang Lili asked curiously: "Husband, how do you usually make girls?" ”

This makes me very entangled, it's not right to say it or not. But who am I, I immediately said as soon as I rolled my eyes: "Whether a man chases a woman or a woman chases a man, there are certain skills, of course, falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan." "Look at what we said, Dotte has connotation, the implication is that I fell in love with you Wang Lili in the direction of marriage, I am proud!

Here, I will summarize the rules for my wife on how to judge whether a person is interesting to you:

The first is that men chase women: the point is to be thick-skinned, but absolutely not shameless.

First: You physically touch her, take your shoulders or something, don't shake it off, there is a play; Throw it off, it's hard to say; Ask you loudly: What are you doing? No play.

Second: You reply to all text messages, phone calls, and QQ, and there is a drama; Individual replies are hard to say; If you don't go back, you'll die of this liver.

Third: Make an appointment with her at nine o'clock in the evening, go out, and have a play; If you don't go out, it's hard to say; Don't answer the phone, maybe with your boyfriend.

Fourth: Say to her, "Be obedient and obedient!" "Spoiled to you, there is play; Listen to you, it's hard to say; Let you go, decisively no play.

Fifth: contact for three days, no contact on the 4th day, she has nothing to say within 1 day to change her signature, there is a play; She didn't have anything to say for two days, and it was hard to say; She doesn't care about you, and when you're dead, don't think about it.

Sixth: Look directly into her eyes, be affectionate, dodge with a smile at the corner of your mouth, and have a play; and gaze upon thee, and kiss her; A glance at you is estimated to be enough to choke, unless you look for a fan, don't try it.

Seventh: Ask her to dinner, a success, there is a play; It's hard to say that you sincerely excuse yourself once; About three times are all unavailable, are you looking for frustration enough?

Eighth: chatting for more than two hours, quite happy, and having a show; It's hard to talk about chatting for less than an hour; Five minutes to shower, eat, watch TV, go out, etc., and then never come back, she is invisible. ”

"Haha, how did you sum it up, it's really incisive!" Wang Lili seemed to agree with me.

"Don't worry, there are still jishu stickers for women chasing men." I raised my eyebrows at the other party and continued: "First: text messages, QQ, phone calls, 90% of you will be replied, there is a drama; 50% back to you, you're annoying; Basically don't reply to you, no play.

Second: send a "severe cold" state, knowing that there is a drama that cares about you; It's hard to say if you care about two sentences; If you see something that doesn't react, it's no play.

Third: Tell him that he has a certain dress that is very handsome, and he wears it in one day, and there is a play; It's hard to say if you put it on in two days; Three days later, you chase an ambiguous smile, and he also smiles at you, that's okay, he is confused or suddenly realized, basically no play.

Fourth: Ask him what kind of girl he likes, give you a detailed description and match you, there is a play; It's hard to say that it's just you; If you haven't thought about this question, you may be a passer-by.

Fifth: The man who always teases you at least likes you; The man who always teases you is not well-intentioned; The man who is always waiting for you to tease is enough to choke.

Sixth: The man who stares into your eyes, likes you; The man who stares at you and wants to fall in love with you; Staring at something other than you, and obviously not because of a shy man, let's change the subject.

Seventh: The relationship is very close, you think that the two of you are eyebrows (optimistic), this state lasts for half a month, and he likes you to confess; lasted for 2 months, and he plucked up the courage to confess; It lasted 6 months, too long, and you decisively were the spare tire.

Eighth: I plan to go out shopping, call the other party, and if I agree immediately, I like you; If something is delayed, I will definitely accompany you next time, or buy a gift to compensate you afterwards, maybe; Find a very unreliable reason to send you away, block it! ”

"I'll go, husband, is there anything else you don't know?" Wang Lili asked me with an envious look.

"I wonder how much you love me?" I hinted at the other party and replied, but Wang Lili came up and took a bite of my cheeks, which gave me beauty, so happy.

I threw the three-pack of biscuits in my hand into the shelf, and said to Wang Lili in a tangled way: "Recently, I found that the supermarket is selling more and more cheap, and the three-pack biscuits are more expensive than buying them alone; Three packs of soap are more expensive than buying one alone, and I don't know if it's the supermarket or the buyer's brain. ”

After listening to this, Wang Lili grabbed the biscuits I threw in, looked at the price on the container, twelve yuan, and then looked at the selling price of a single one on the side, three yuan and five, and then gave me a thumbs up.

The problem is that before Wang Lili got up, she saw a girl next to her pushing a trolley, grabbing a pack of three-pack biscuits and throwing them into the car. Well, when I didn't say it, the supermarket is awesome enough, and the buyers are really brain-dead!

Further on, there was the fruit section, and I was surprised to see that the fool in the trench coat was picking fruit at the moment.

After a closer look, four Fuji apples, four crystal pears, and four large oranges, should this Nima be bought back to eat, or taken back to offer?

to be continued