Chapter 37 (II)

Although when he learned that Matsusaka steak had been downgraded to conveyor sushi, Nohara Shinnosuke's children once pouted so much that they could hang up an oil bottle, but a few hours later, Shin-chan walked out of the sushi restaurant with his mother Nohara Mei and his sister Nohara Sunflower, who was still a baby, touching his full stomach and going to the parking lot to prepare for Nohara Mei to drive home.

Well, when they went out, they didn't forget to pack a beef sushi and bring it to Xiaobai, a hungry miscellaneous dog in the car, as high-end dog food.

At the cashier counter in the store, Doraemon held up the bill handed by the female clerk with a smile, and was stunned in front of him.

“…… Seven people ate 28,000 Chinese ...... for lunch This must be the most expensive sushi to order, even if you take out all the money to sell the monsters, it won't be enough to pay the bill," looking at the numbers on the bill, Doraemon, who was still in huge debt, couldn't help but whisper.

“…… Hey, don't be too picky, Doraemon, you have to care about even this little money......" Wang Qiu pursed his lips, reached out and took out his wallet, and took out three 10,000 yuan bills, "...... I'll treat you to this meal...... That, waiter, you're looking for money."

――After many adventures through other worlds, Wang Qiu has also changed from a poor college student who was penniless before to a young master with some net worth, at least he can afford to raise two ** royal sisters at home. If it weren't for the fact that some foreign currencies and gold and silver antiques were too eye-catching, and Wang Qiu, as an ordinary student, lacked a special way to realize it, he was reluctant and did not dare to cash out lightly, he would probably be ready to buy a villa by now......

([Automatic Pawn Machine] Although you can exchange money directly, you can only get yen bills, and secondly, you can discount valuables very darkly.) ）

“…… Hmph, didn't your money be smuggled and withheld in the first few operations? ”

Seeing this, Doraemon didn't thank him much, but snorted, "...... If you weren't so selfish, I would have settled the debt problem by now. ”

“…… Hey, please, you also have a good conscience, Doraemon doesn't owe these debts, if I didn't provide you with a channel to go to the other world to raise money, where would you have raised more than 300 billion yen to pay off the debt? Right now, he was either hunted down by the Time and Space Administration for robbing the bank and fleeing, or he was sent to the dismantling factory of the scrapped machine, turning into a pile of parts and appearing on the second-hand goods stall," Wang Qiu retorted aggrievedly.

“…… Well, I'll admit you're providing a chance, but without my future props, would you be able to farm points and save people in those dangerous worlds? Doraemon rolled his eyes, "...... You don't want to get points but also swallow money, you're too greedy."

“…… You, you, you're angry with me, do you think that after the Lord God system recovers, he will only find trouble with me alone? You can't run away either, don't think it's just my responsibility to brush up points and save people, and I'm not the only one who is unlucky after the thing fails."

“…… Then let the Lord God deal with me, anyway, I'm not afraid, and the only one who really has to worry about your life is you, the weak......"

Just when Wang Qiu and Doraemon were glaring at each other because they were in a bad mood, Yuki Nagato's cold voice, which had always been unflat, quietly sounded.

“…… Excuse me, can you please be quiet for a while? Wang Qiujun and Doraemon-kun, now I have bad news to tell you - that broken main god system doesn't seem to have completely turned off, and a new plot has just started for Nohara Shinnosuke's children."

――It was only at this time that Wang Qiu appeared in his "Book of Travel", and I don't know when it was held in the hands of Yuki Nagato.

“…… The plot that appeared next to Xiaoxin this time was "Independence Day", and the main content was the invasion of the United States by an alien fleet...... Well, it seems that it doesn't need to be introduced, it's already started in the parking lot......" Yuki Nagato suddenly closed the Book of Crossing and pointed out the window.

Then, through the glass window of the sushi restaurant, Wang Qiu was surprised to see that an "alien battleship" about the size of a refrigerator was suspended above the head of Nohara's mother and son, constantly shooting out clusters of flames and lasers, which burned Xiaoxin for a while, running and crying.

“…… Mom, mom, there's a bad guy burning me with that thing in the sky, what should I do? ”

“…… Really, this is a remote control model that the bear child is playing with? It's so unbelievable" Nohara Mei, who had just opened the car door with the key and put the Nohara sunflower on the special baby seat, looked up and saw this scene, and couldn't help but be furious, "...... You just want to play Star Wars, and you can't use our Xiaoxin as a target, why don't you get out of my way quickly, otherwise I'll be careful to find the police to complain about you."

However, before Nohara's words fell, a thin laser shot came, leaving a visible scorch mark on her skirt.

“…… Wow, ah, this is a new dress I just bought with 150,000 yuan, damn it, it looks like I'm going to have to make you suffer a little."

Looking at the new skirt that was burned by the laser after only wearing it once, Nohara Mei immediately became angry...... However, before the housewife could figure out a counterattack strategy and find something to take advantage of, the alien battleship that attacked Xiaoxin had already suffered heavy damage - I saw that Xiaoxin was careless in the process of running and dodging, and he tripped over a certain can that was littered everywhere, and the little shorts "tore and pulled" and cracked, and suddenly lay on the ground with his bare buttocks.

Then, another red laser fell from the sky and accurately hit Comrade Xiaoxin's ass as smooth as a mirror.

As a result, the laser was reflected back and hit the tail motor vent of the miniature alien battleship, which immediately ignited a cloud of black smoke and a small crackling explosion, making it no longer able to soar in the air calmly, but trembling violently.

- Well, in this hard-fought battle with the alien invaders, Xiaoxin's ass once again made a contribution, and Archimedes' soul seems to be possessed at this moment, and his ass represents the righteous roar of all human minors...... But the question is, isn't that a bit too off-temper?

Well, as a top-level powerhouse that once used a sneeze to blow over the Gundam machine, it's strange that Xiaoxin's combat style doesn't lose discipline.

Next, Nohara Mei, who represents the punishment of adult earthlings, also performed her own nirvana.

“…… Damn, let you taste the wrath of housewives, eat me a human cannon and shoot it in vain."

“…… Wang Wu - (canine translation: don't-)"

Accompanied by the mournful scream of the multi-functional good dog Xiaobai, a "dog meat cannonball" was thrown by Nohara Mei with all his might, adding another stab to the already crumbling alien battleship - as a "magical girl beauty" who has defeated monsters many times and saved Tokyo, Mrs. Nohara's ability combat experience is actually very rich (see the 2o5 crayon Shin-chan theatrical version), and her throwing skills are extremely skillful

So, after a violent collision with the skull of the mutt dog Xiaobai, the tragic alien warship finally crashed to the ground, ending its short and sinful invasion of Earth...... The only trouble was that at the end of the journey, it made a cameo appearance as a kamikaze, and landed accurately on the windshield in front of Nohara's cheap family car, instantly "crackling" a piece of glass shard......

“…… Oh no—"

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