"Wow! Brother Hao Jian, you are so amazing! "There was a crisp and pleasant praise from the little girl in my ears. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Of course. They don't look at who you Hao Jian, brother and I are, they have always been imitated and never surpassed. Uh-huh. ”

"Brother, Niuniu can't sleep, you can tell me a ghost story, the book says that you can't sleep, just listen to ghost stories, either hypnotized, or scared, and you will be pressed into bed by ghosts. I just want to try it out? ”

The phone on the table began to buzz again.

In order not to be discovered by His Royal Highness's Hades and Niu Tou, I had to desperately cover my mobile phone with my hands, coax and deceive in my heart, and launch a rogue offensive against Niuniu.

Scare!

Who knew she had more ink in her stomach than I did! I'm embarrassed! How can brother admit defeat easily?

"Niuniu, don't make trouble, Brother Jian, I'm doing something big!"

"No, no, I just want it! What kind of big things do you do, it's not a lifelong event. Come on, Niuniu, I'm waiting for you in the quilt. ”

How did this conversation make me think so much? It's a pity that it's a mobile phone, it's a mobile phone, it's a mobile phone!

This innocent little Lori, I really don't know how deep the troubled waters of society are! Fortunately, she is a mobile phone, not a real person! Otherwise, I don't know how many times I will be deceived.

However, you can't have any ideas, it's not too much for my brother to tease her, right? Anyway, it's the phone, the phone.

"What's that, Niuniu, you are obedient first, and when my brother and I clean up that stupid cow, I will come to eat, sleep, and beat beans with you. The key is to accompany you all night chatting and what kind of press is there, hehehe. ”

Niu Niu whispered coquettishly in my ear: "No, no, no, press now." ”

I also gently coaxed and never gave in: "Good guy, wait, I will press." ”

......

If you don't give in, I won't give in, and the phone will vibrate even more, so scared that I hurriedly put Grandpa Turtle on the chair and stood up violently. I just lay on the table and covered my phone with both hands, the tighter I grabbed it, the more she moved, and I also trembled, squeaking endlessly.

The head of the bull in the audience looked like I had dug up his ancestral grave, wanted to eat my flesh, drank my blood, and came up to me to duel.

"Stinky boy, what the hell are you, it's endless, don't just occupy the pit and not? What kind of sheep madness is there, if you have something to say, say it quickly, let it go, believe it or not, you Grandpa Niu and I will come up and splash your blood?! ”

"Ahem!" Hades coughed twice with a gloomy face.

The king of Hades was originally sitting on the tiger-headed white bone chair, with his feet cocked, facing the jade computer, holding the mouse in his hand, and slamming it, playing with Hell Infinite Elimination, I wiped, and the screen full of skulls, ghosts, and divine soldiers were also having a lot of fun.

I was having fun, but suddenly when I heard the words of the bull head, I suddenly stopped drying. Affection refers to Sang scolding Huai and saying that the throne of this king is a stinky pit? What has become of that king?! This stupid cow should have been dragged out for criticism. This kid named Hao Jian has really done a great thing for me.

Only then did the bull head react, and he even scolded the old man together, afraid of being picked on the cow's hoof tendons, and tried his best to redeem it: "Master, you continue, the little one is cheap, and the little one doesn't dare anymore." ”

Then Lord Yama didn't bother to pay attention to him and continued to play with his own. Click, click, click, fast hand speed. He muttered, "Eliminate the bull's head, eliminate the bull's head, haha." ”

Scared, the bull broke out in a cold sweat...

"Good girl, I can't press it now, and if I press it now, I'm afraid I'll press out a body of blood. Listen, that damn stinky cow is calling again. I've got to get down to business. ”

"That's good, bad brother, uh-huh. Then press it when you're free? Okay, isn't it? ”

"Okay, go to sleep, love you! Come on, Niuniu, huh? ”

"Okay, what's up?"

The fuselage suddenly turned pink again.

"Yo yo yo, Niu Niu are you shy? You're going to be shy?! Ha ha! ”

"I ignore you anymore, dare to laugh at me, bad brother."

When the mobile phone on the table didn't move, I stood up, pretended to be a force, and straightened your brother Jian's handsome hairstyle.

(You little flat head has something to be easy to care for, stupid and stupid.) Haha)

"Smack!"

Another surprise pulled back attention.

Look at me, look at me, my brother is so handsome, haha.

"Who's that? Listen to so-and-so called Bull Head! Brother, I'll fight with you today! ”

"Boy, let go of a fart!"

"Is it finally about to start? I'm optimistic about you. ”

"You're three wrong! He is reckless and doesn't listen to people's advice! If you don't care enough about your superiors, you will obey what you say! Destroying public property is not responsible, harming others and not benefiting oneself. "I remembered that when I used to have a meeting in the factory, I was criticized like this, and I said it casually.

Ding dong!

Hades' eyes lit up! The mouse in his hand suddenly stopped moving.

"You talk nonsense! Shut up! The bull head was furious.

"Very well, boy, you go on, it's interesting!" Hades, he's become a curious baby.

"Don't be uninteresting, you bull head! Don't admit your mistake! Recklessness has been said before, and now let's talk about the next 2 points. ”

"You are a bull head, a master of the king of Yama, do you really treat him as a master? When Lord Yama was interrogating me, tell me yourself, how many times did you have the audacity to interrupt him! This is disrespectful! The master is in trouble, and you don't go up to help, and you laugh at the master many times! This is infidelity! And the most obvious point is that you don't know that prices are soaring nowadays, and the cost of water and electricity, prices, housing, furniture, decoration, etc. are rising! You have also disobeyed persuasion many times, and repeatedly destroyed public property, causing damage to the underworld once, twice, and again! I didn't think about it at all, this is for injustice! Deserve the penalty!! ”

"Alright, I'm done. Now that the stage is handed over to you, it's time for the criminals to be judged. Don't think I'm as stubborn as you, I just yelled at the wrong person, you stupid cow doesn't use your brain to think about it, and you are so bent on going your own way, we ghost cubs are not human masters, and we don't have the right to defend our rights! ”

After finishing speaking, the goth waved his hand handsomely and sat back.

Uh-huh, tell you to fight me!

"I, you!" Niu Tou was shocked all of a sudden, and as soon as his legs became weak, he knelt down in front of the Yama Lord, and defended himself without admitting his mistake, "Lord Yama, it's not like this, it's really not, Niutou dares to be disloyal and disrespectful to you!" ”

The Hades then stepped down from the tiger-headed white bone chair, and directly ignored the Hades who knelt on the ground, he applauded again and again, smiled, and walked over to me while laughing.

Why do I think he's smiling a little weirdly? Isn't that a good thing? What if he gets angry and eats me alive? It's horrible! Why don't you hold Niu Niu and go away?

"Your name is Hao Jian, right? Healthy and healthy? ”

Hades smiled like a kind old man and spoke slowly.

"Back to Lord Yan, yes, my name is Hao Jian, healthy Jian." I was so frightened that my limbs trembled, my whole body was weak, my head was sweating, and my heart was uneasy.

"Hahaha, Brother Hao Jian! Before, it was our prefecture that caught the wrong one, and Hao Jian, who was supposed to arrest Shijiazhuang, was caught by you, Hao Jian, Fengdu! You've suffered a lot. ”

"Huh?"

What is the rhythm of this? Has the script changed? This Hades laughed at me for a while, and I was so panicked! It's better to let me go to hell.

"No, no, no." How dare I say there is!

"Since you are destined to come to our underworld, it means that your kid is destined to us!" The Yama Lord thief grinned, "Our underworld hasn't been so lively for a long time, it's time to inject more new blood." Isn't it? ”

"Nani?"

"You're not going to shout that I'm not going back to the world, are you? Tell me to stay with you? "I said weakly.

"That's right! Hahaha! Boy, I really didn't misunderstand you, you really have Huigen, how about it, stay on an errand and do things for my old Yan, are you happy? Happy? The king of Hades suddenly accentuated his tone and shouted excitedly, "Niu Tou, hurry up and introduce him to what other vacancies are available in the underworld?" ”

I'm rubbing!

This insidious old man of Hades actually directly skipped the step of whether I agreed or not, and directly made a decision for me!