Chapter 12: Currying Favor with Hades
I was still in the middle of the horror just now, and goosebumps were scattered all over my body......
"You, you loser! Don't mess around, it's really a shame on my underworld! ”
The Lord of Yama suddenly shouted, then bent down and picked up a piece of broken ceiling on the ground, held it in his arms and cared for it, and looked at the bull head angrily, with a trace of anger flashing in his eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Can't you listen to him well, can't you be a big husband who can bend and stretch and accept good words? Jump again, believe it or not I picked your cow tendons, huh? ”
Oh, my God!
Didn't I hear me right? Lord Yama, he's going to pick my cow tendon! Mom, it's scary, don't!
I thought of the ghost who annoyed the old man last time, and he was taken to the nineteenth layer of hell by him, and the result was extremely terrifying, and it was unbearable!
When the corpse was carried out, it was called an unrecognizable flesh and blood blur!
According to the legend, his pupils, heart and lungs, and internal organs were all torn, the eight veins of the strange meridians were broken, the seven orifices were bleeding, his face was painful and hideous, and his corpse was twisted into a twisted shape, and he didn't know how much he suffered before his death!
The key is that the guy was not beaten by the lord of Hades, he was really scared to death. The expression on his face was terrified, some were surprised, some were afraid, and some regretted, but the most was unwilling and dead!
Anyway, the corpse was covered in cracks and squeaked with hot blood, and the bulging eyes were still spinning, this was just scared to death! The hellish servants who handled the corpse were so disgusted that they vomited, and to be honest, it was the first time I had seen him vomit old cow.
After thinking about it, the bull's face turned blue, and then became more and more pale, his eyes were about to collapse when he opened his eyes, and his whole body trembled, as if he had heard the cruelest thing in the world, and his feet were weak and he immediately collapsed and knelt on the ground, kneeling all the way to the king of Hades, and actually cried.
The bull head looked frightened and cried: "Lord Yama, spare your life! I don't dare anymore, don't pull out my cow tendons, my Niu family is just such a lone seedling, you must not send me into the nineteenth layer of hell! ”
A cow crying a lot? It's blinding to me.
I've heard of the eighteenth layer of hell, but what the hell is this nineteenth layer of hell? Is it really that scary? Fortunately, it wasn't me who annoyed the black face and black heart of the king of Hades! It seems that it is urgent to please the carbon man!
"Lord Hades has taught you the right lesson! Applaud! ”
I deliberately slapped my face and said, "Lord Yama, please sit down." Come on, please put a chair for the master. ”
Suddenly, a snow-white tiger jumped out of the darkness, it opened two big eyes, looked high-spirited, its buttocks twisted, and its tail flicked. And then walk towards us.
It loaded a force, rotated several 360 degrees in the air, managed to attract our attention, hooked my curiosity, and then hung in mid-air, pausing in the air for a few seconds......
Before I could react, why did a big tiger run out in the middle of the way? Can you fly? Could it be that it has become a sperm?
I stared at the tiger as if I had discovered a new continent. It noticed that I was looking it up and down, and suddenly it actually grinned playfully, showing its white teeth, and smiled strangely at me. Why does this laughter make my scalp tingle and panic?
But why is this tiger smiling at me? Could it be that I am infatuated with my brother, my handsome and handsome? Why don't I give it a standard 360-degree smile with no dead ends?
Happy, happy, want to come to this white tiger or brother to this indifferent, eerie and weird underworld, the first to take the initiative to show favor to my brother, although it is just a tiger.
I just wanted to praise this tiger, but I can't praise it.
I grinned at it, and I gave it a 360-degree smile.
When I smiled, my smile suddenly froze on my face, and the scene in front of me almost scared me. But the king of Hades and the bull head were accustomed to it, and they didn't get anything at all, so they waited for it to pretend.
Suddenly, the corners of its eyes slowly cracked open in front of my vision, and blood spilled out.
Am I dazzled? The people in the dungeon are really perverted!
"Poof!"
Its eyes burst open!
Mom, I'm scared to death baby me! I quickly withdrew my gaze, trembling all over, and covered my eyes with trembling hands.
Still coming? Brother has been breaking into ghosts these days. I was scared once, but I came a few more times. No, no, that stupid cow is not afraid, and I can't show weakness! I can't stand this, so how can I survive in this place where lonely souls and wild ghosts gather in the future?
So, I opened my eyes in horror and saw that the white tiger suddenly turned into a beautiful and delicate tiger corpse and white bones, which is not bad! At least it's much more beautiful.
It hissed at the sky, and the white bones turned into red bones, and slowly turned into a vivid, bloody and scarred tiger, and it looked at me with a pitiful look in its eyes.
The most appalling thing has happened!
Its limbs, as well as every piece of flesh on its body, were automatically torn apart like bones, crackling and falling to the ground, a pile of red flesh foam.
Yes! I couldn't help but scream!
Is this guy sick? What the hell is his name?
"Wow! It's so cool! ”
At this time, Niuniu's excited scream came from her ears: "Brother Hao Jian, look at it!" What a beautiful chair with a tiger head and white bones! ”
This little girl can't lie to me, right? It's disgusting and bloody! This girl is quite bold!
"Brother, Niuniu really didn't lie to you! Open your eyes and take a look! Don't you dare? ”
If you dare to do this, just look at it. I half-squinted and reluctantly opened my eyes and looked!
What's going on? It's really a ghost in broad daylight, and behind Hades is obviously a kawaii tiger-headed white bone back chair!
Suddenly, a man's sleek tone came out of the tiger-headed white bone chair.
"Little Huzi is late, please forgive me, please sit down."
A kawaii pink cotton pad also appeared out of thin air, and the king of Hades sat on it without thinking about it, and it felt like he was used to it?
My one is a good one. This Hades deserves to be the Hades, domineering! You dare to sit on such a bloody tiger corpse!
No, how can I, Hao Jian, also be the new generation of the 21st century, I want to win glory for the motherland, I want to benefit the people, and I want to avenge those poor ghosts like me! Down with the forces of evil!
Let's start with this stupid cow!
"Okay, you bull head, today Grandpa Jian, I will let you be completely convinced!"
I threw all the bamboo sticks on the ground and snapped them, and the bamboo sticks fell to the ground with a clatter, and after a crackling sound, I shouted at him angrily. That's what caught everyone's attention.
No matter how twists and turns the prelude is, no matter how disgusting it is, the show is finally gorgeously staged!
"First of all, as the husband of Ma Mian and the father of the child in her womb, it is not good for you to fight for her and her mother, and plan for their future. On the contrary, because of your reckless and impatient son who can't tolerate sand in your eyes, you made a mistake in the underworld and were given a big demerit, and even if the demerit is forgotten, you don't even know where you are wrong. I'm afraid that they will be laughed at by others for a lifetime! ”
I seemed to hit his pain point, and the bull's eyes flashed hesitantly, and then they regained their calm in an instant, and they were a little more cold. Doesn't you think you're listening?
"You're such a big person, and you've been punished in public, it's embarrassing to think about it! I think your future kid will know that his dad is such a stupid fellow! What should I think in my heart? He is not ridiculed by the children of other families in the underworld, it is strange to have a stupid father like you! I can't help but feel ashamed of you! ”
"You, you, you! Hao Jian, right? Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him! The bull head was annoyed and angry, and raised his fist and said.
This kid! There are two brushes! It's really a bit old Yan, I looked like I was strong and bloody back then!
"Go on, Bull Head, stand down! Believe me or not? Uh-huh! ”
Seeing that the Lord of Yama nodded with satisfaction, his eyes full of appreciation, I was even more energetic.
"It's okay if you listen to my advice today, if you don't listen, I feel sorry for the descendants of your family, and there is a father like you!"