Chapter 805: Egg Egg Mud Pills
"yes, it's like the old man's public toilet on the street." Shui Sheng also covered his nose and said, and the rest of the people also frowned one by one, as if the smell was so pungent.
I could smell the pungent smell too, but I was disgusted by the people who pretended to be tall and tall. It is said that people eat whole grains, which one does not poop and urine, and the more advanced the food, the more smelly it will be, and the more bizarre the disease will be. Thinking of this, I said to the people behind me, "You know, according to the definition of molecules in chemistry, smelling a foul smell is equivalent to inhaling the molecules of poop into the nasal cavity, and then after brain analysis, I will inform you that the smell is from poop..."
"Jia Shu~~~ vomit!" Nian Chu knew that there were absolutely no good words that came out of my mouth, so he interrupted my words only halfway through listening, and then began to vomit.
Uncle Zhang didn't say anything, but he turned me over with his little eyes, and the rest of the people didn't dare to say anything, but it was not good to look at it one by one. If I hadn't been able to beat me, I guess I would have pounced on me like a Cerberus cub had just done, knocked me to the ground, and beat me violently.
"Haha, what the fairy said is really interesting, and the little one is ashamed." He Er is a sycophant, and I'm very comfortable to say. "It's a little hell of feces and urine in front, it's strange if it doesn't stink!" He Da looked at the people behind him with contempt, and told everyone the name of the first small hell on the second floor.
"No, how did I hear that the second layer of the eighteen layers of hell is the scissors hell, when did the poop and urine and the like be assigned to the second layer?" Although I don't know much about the eighteen layers of hell, I still know a little bit about the basics.
"Shangxian, you don't know, right?" "Huh?" I looked at He Er suspiciously, and I saw He Er stretch out his hand and hold He Da's mouth and hurriedly said: "As long as you commit evil things for men and women in the Yang Realm, you will have to go down to the second layer of the eighteen layers of hell to atone for your sins after death." And this little hell of dung and urine is the punishment for male ghasts who often run out to steal joy in the yang world. ”
"Then according to what you said, after the death of those prostitutes in the Yang Realm, as well as the men who have the second wife and raise the third child, won't they all come to this little hell of dung and urine to be punished?" Good guy, obediently boom, how many people are there? I thought to myself.
"The kind of ghasts you said are the most commonplace." He Da pushed away He Er's dirty paws, and said to me anxiously, hating He Er to go up is a scoop, and beat He Da straight into a daze.
"You dare to beat Lao Tzu?" When He Dagang was about to fight back, I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, is there anything strange here?" ”
"I'll tell you." "I'll tell you!" He Da and He Er scrambled to tell me, so they didn't care about their identity as jailers, and actually started to move with a punch and a kick to guard my face.
"You two stone knife scissors, whoever wins will say!" It's not a good idea for these two devils to argue like this, so I made a very reasonable suggestion.
He Da was very unfortunate to make a fist, and He Er came out of a cloth, so He Er happily took my hand and walked forward, saying as he walked: "Come on, come, I'll take you to see that wonder, let him tell you in person." He Da kicked the few stones on the road with his foot, and followed behind us in a tangled way.
That is, as soon as I showed my half-pulled head from the passage, I was so hung and vomited by the smell of the stench that came to my nose. "Vomit~~~" I tried to swallow what came back to my stomach, and it took me a long time before I asked, "What does this smell like?" As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a pang of discomfort again, and hurriedly took a few steps back into the passage, and the taste was a little less.
"Oh, Shangxian, the fault of the villain, the fault of the villain!" While speaking, He Er put his hand into his crotch, rubbed it for a while, and when Ya took out the claw, he actually spread out his palm for me to see: I saw that Ya's palm had more than a dozen small black and gray mud pills at the moment.
He Er came to my side very enthusiastically and persuaded me: "Shangxian, you quickly take two grains and put them in your nostrils, so that you can't smell the smell of the little hell of feces and urine mud." ”
Looking at the little mud pills in He Shuang's second-hand, how could I have the feeling that these mud pills that had just been rubbed off by rubbing eggs, and those things that had returned to my stomach poured into my throat again, causing me to be speechless for a while.
Just when I was about to vomit or not, He Da's grandson didn't know what to think, so he directly picked two of the largest small mud pills from He second-hand, and stuffed them into my nostrils with "poof" and "poof", "vomit~~~!" "I couldn't control my stomach anymore, and the food in it was like a surging river, and it was like the Yellow River overflowing, and it was vomiting out of control.
"It's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it!" He Er actually explained in a downhole, this makes me hateful, if I hadn't vomited so much that I couldn't straighten my waist, I would have been able to slap one person and two big mouths.
"Don't look at it, block it all!" He Da saw that the sky was dark when I vomited, so he turned his head, grabbed a handful of small mud pills from He Shuang, and walked towards the people behind me. Uncle Zhang excused himself for stomach pain and used it for a while; Guo Shun and Nian Chu hid far away; Aquatic and red pretend to be intimate; Bingbing pulled Yuan Yuan to vomit like me, anyway, none of the people in this group stepped forward to take the small mud pill in He Da's hand, this makes me hateful, so unlucky for Little Master Mao?
"You're welcome, hurry up and plug it up, otherwise you'll be in for it when you go out in a while." He Da was still enthusiastically beckoning everyone to use the small mud pills, but the effect was very poor.
I endured the stomach spasms, helped He Er straighten his waist, and then walked out of the cave, but this time I really didn't smell any peculiar smell, I have to say, this grandson's egg mash really works. Vomit~~ The rest of the people were quite repulsive to this thing at first, but when these people walked out of the passage, they all had their stomachs like me, and then covered their mouths and fled back to the passage. Girls with sensitive physiques like Nian Chu and Bingbing started to vomit before they could run back.
Yuanyuan covered her mouth, endured the discomfort in her stomach, and asked everyone, "Otherwise, let's use that thing!" ”
It's okay not to say this, as soon as he finished speaking, Shui Sheng and Hong glanced at the little mud pills, and they couldn't hold back anymore and sprayed them directly. Otherwise, I have to say that Feiyang, this guy is awesome, he walked to He Da's side while spitting, grabbed two small mud pills and stuffed them into his nostrils, and then dodged to the side and vomited. The rest of the people, in desperation, also chose to take two small mud pills from He Da and stuff them into their nostrils.
I stood outside the passage and watched the scenery for more than an hour before the group of guys vomited and walked out of the passage.
"How's that, it's spectacular, isn't it?" I pointed to the thousands of dung pits in front of me and asked them, and I saw that their eyes widened one by one, as if I had just come out to see such a scene, and my jaw was about to fall to the ground in astonishment...
to be continued