Chapter 804: He Da He Er
At first, I was still comfortable dealing with Cerberus cubs, because they were at most three or two at the same time, but as more and more Cerberus were injured by me, these guys actually changed their tactics and pounced on me together, and the division of labor was clear, that is, biting the head biting the head, biting the arm biting the arm, biting the leg biting the leg.
If it weren't for the little master's reprimanding and playing haode words, it is estimated that he would have been bitten by this group of guys at least. What makes me feel even more depressed is that the thirteen Cerberus cubs in front of me (secretly counted) are like chicken blood, every time they are knocked down by me, it doesn't take more than thirty seconds to get up again and join the battle, this Nima's recovery ability is also very strong, right!!
Finally, the last thing I wanted to see happened. A hellhound that I knocked away fell towards the Tiangang Talisman Array. Because I didn't know the bottom of my heart, my spiritual power instantly concentrated on my feet, and I came to the periphery of the formation one step ahead of the opponent, and then kicked the opponent's stomach again, changing the location where the opponent fell. But this move was seen by those hellhounds.
Then these cunning guys changed their tactics again, each time six attacked me, and the remaining seven attacked the people in the formation, so I could only block in front of the formation, and kept shooting down the attacking Cerberus cubs.
Because of the narrow and narrow field in the cave, I can't open it alone, otherwise, if these hellhounds are besieged from all directions, it is estimated that I will not be able to save a few of them even with three heads and six arms.
The four people in the formation, Feiyang, Shui Sheng, Uncle Zhang and Uncle Guo, surrounded a group of female dependents. Although the four of them did not have blades in their hands, it could be seen that as long as a certain Cerberus broke through, these four people would rush up to meet each other as soon as possible. Men, at critical times, are to step up!
After the battle lasted again for more than ten minutes, Uncle Guo behind me suddenly shouted: "Who are you?" Then there was a loud bang, and I heard a loud crash behind me.
"Who are you who dare to run into the hell of scissors and do anything wrong? If you don't catch them all, grandpa can still spare your dog's life, otherwise you won't blame grandpa for being polite! Before I could turn around to help, there was a questioning voice behind me. I knocked the Cerberus cubs that pounced on me again, and when I turned sideways and looked back, I saw two ghost pawns with horns on their heads, one of them lying on the ground humming, while the other ghost pawn was holding a steel fork and looking at me with a panicked expression.
I glanced at the talisman with faded handwriting on the ground, and knew that the formation had worked, otherwise how could the other party's sneak attack be easily resolved. Thinking of this, I immediately dodged and sent a Cerberus cub that pounced on me into the formation.
"Bang!" Sure enough, the guy's head was like hitting a wall, and it was catapulted a long way away. Taking the opportunity of the ghost pawn's surprise, I quickly flashed in front of the other party's eyes, concentrated my spiritual power in my chest, and shouted loudly: "Don't ~~fight~~!" ”
The standing ghost pawn didn't expect me to make such a move, and he was shocked to drop his weapon, cover his ears with his hands, and close his eyes and shiver. As for the group of Cerberus cubs, after seeing the frightened look of their master, they all withdrew as far as they wanted, staring straight at us all, waiting for their master's next instructions.
After a long time, the ghost pawn on the ground struggled to get up, and pushed the ghost pawn who was still covering his ears next to him and scolded: "He Er, what are you doing? ”
"He Da, what are you talking about, I can't hear you?" He Er covered his ears and yelled at each other loudly, making me want to laugh.
He Dayi pulled He Er's hands down, "The gua baby's skull is in the water, why don't you command the dog babies?" "I can't hear you!" Anyway, no matter what He Dachong and He Er say, He Er is just a sentence, I can't hear it! When He Da said Zuihou, he slapped He Er on the back of the head and shouted, "Turtle son, your eyes are not good, and your ears are deaf." "Why are you hitting me?" He Er finally changed his line this time, and everyone present couldn't hold back anymore and hahadaxiao one after another.
Hearing our laughter, He Da turned his head, pointed at me with the steel fork in his hand and asked, "Turtle son, if you kill to the second layer, you can't atone for your sins, and you are willing to take a break only if you want me to take action, is your skull broken?" ”
Before I could answer, He Er said again: "I can't hear it!" ”
After everyone daxiao again, I couldn't help but reply: "This big brother of Sichuan, I came here with a friend to look for the old man of the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and I would like to make it convenient for you!" As I spoke, I pulled out two cigarettes from my pocket (I'm so clever that I can't afford a box at a time) and handed them over.
He Da was not polite, he stretched out his hand to take it, and then shouted at He Er with a pin on his ear: "You scumbag, you don't know what the other party is doing, so you can shoot the target (逞能)." ”
After He Er took the cigarette, he immediately changed his initial tone, and said with a smile: "Everyone, I'm sorry, my eldest brother's head is in water, and what happened just now was a pure misunderstanding." ”
"Your turtle son's skull just got into the water." Turning his head, He Da said with a smile on his face: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" ”
I've always wondered how much they have changed for Mao. It's just a cigarette per person. Later, I learned from talking to them that only those who had been specially approved by King Yama were qualified to bring things to hell.
Afterwards, He Er dispersed the Cerberus cubs and led our group towards the entrance of the cave.
I have to say that these two brothers were born to be a pair of living treasures. After recovering his hearing, He Er, and He Da, who led us the way, pinched each other along the way, and amused us so much that I couldn't do it, and I tried my best to use Mandarin to describe He Da's words, mainly what He Da said, I can't remember a lot, and I hope the majority of readers understand.
I told He Da and He Er the purpose of this trip and the situation of the people behind me briefly, and the two brothers couldn't help nodding and praising me, saying that I was a good person with responsibility and righteousness, and praised the little master for feeling very comfortable, so he rewarded them with a few cigarettes.
Unexpectedly, the two brothers actually tied cigarettes to their hairs and walked at the front of the line in a bullish manner.
"What are you doing with a few cigarettes, making offerings?" Because they are familiar with each other, they don't have any scruples about talking to each other, and Feiyang asked the two brothers when he opened his mouth.
"You don't understand this, do you?" He Er touched the horns on his head, and then posed in a pose that he thought was very cool and replied, "This is what the Immortal gave to our brothers, we have to let the other servants Hao Haode take a look." "That's it!" He Xiaoji nodded as if pecking rice, echoing He Er.
As soon as the other party finished speaking, he heard Uncle Zhang cover his nose and say, "Why is it so stinky!" ”
to be continued