"Woo, Woo, uncle, don't arrest me, don't put me in a small dark room, I'm afraid of the dark. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info come, uncle, this is my toy, and yours toys I will return to you, and sugar candy, I secretly took it in the cabinet in the morning to give you all the candy. ”

He took out a water gun, a mobile phone, and a few candies from his pocket, and after handing them to me with both hands, he wiped his tears with his dirty little fleshy hands, and said to me pitifully, "Don't beat me, don't play with me, I haven't had friends to play with for a long time, woo woo, woo woo, woo woo." ”

Yes? Crying wow, so miserable? Am I going too far?

It turns out that after doing it for a long time, Niuniu is here with him, and I am also a ghost!

I took the phone tremblingly and put it in my trouser pocket, this time I promised that it would be properly and that I would never let the machine leave me again.

Turning his head to look at the little guy, he seemed to be crying even harder! The ghost cries wolf, that's what makes a heartbroken person. Stealing children's stuff seems a bit excessive, right? Or do I coax? He cried like this, his parents will see him later, don't you think I'm bullying him? What if they get angry and bite me to death? The three ghosts bit me one, and the picture was so beautiful that I really didn't dare to look at it.

"What's wrong? Round? The woman's inquiring voice came from the hall.

"It's okay, Mommy, I'm messing around with my uncle." I pinched my nose and pretended to be a child.

"Then you play well, don't be naughty and bully your uncle."

He cried and cried and looked at me with a look of surprise, and I didn't care, and continued to pretend to be a child and said, "Okay, Mommy." ”

My voice was exactly like his, and he was stunned...

Is this uncle a shemale? It's a good cow fork, and the sound can change back and forth. It's so much fun.

"Uncle, how did you do that? That's amazing! The little boy's face was full of envy and admiration, "The Church wants it." ”

"What's this?" I raised the tone.

"Say, say." He said coquettishly.

What do I have to say about this? I can't tell him that his brother has been bored playing with neighbors lately, and in order to flirt with his sister, he has practiced it alive? Ha ha. Isn't that telling me to teach bad children? Rattle. It's so tangled......

"Please, please." The more mysterious I am, the more interested he becomes.

I pretended to be profound, but my heart was beautiful, I bent down and gently scratched his nose, sold a pass, and said with a smile: "You don't cry, you are obedient and obedient, don't be scary, uncle will tell you." Uncle will teach you when he is free in the future? Want to learn? Uh-huh. ”

"Yes."

He nodded obediently, with an innocent look on his face, and my heart was full of joy, and I must have smiled at him.

It turns out that ghosts can be so innocent and cute. It's a pity, it's a pity that it's a ghost at such a young age.

He said innocently: "That uncle has to count when he speaks." Come on, pull hook hook. ”

"Pull Hook?" I'm in a circle.

So, he took the initiative to pull my big hand over and hooked my little finger with the little finger of his little fleshy hand, and I immediately reacted. Such a "tall" action, I thought I would only see it in TV dramas. Hehehe, interesting.

"Okay, Uncle and you pull the hook."

"Oh yes!" He jumped up in ecstasy, "Great! ”

"The hook hangs for a hundred years!" I learned the action in the TV series, and I had a different feeling in my heart.

"Hanging for a hundred years is not allowed to change." He also learned the actions in the TV series, and his face was full of worship and belief.

So, there was a strange feeling that our future was completely tied together. It's strange, if there is a little kid behind his ass every day, chasing him around, his head is big, this is something I couldn't have imagined before.

I gave him back the candy and the toy gun, and I couldn't bear to see him crying like a tearful man.

He also whispered to him: "Well, these uncles are all returned to you, they are all living things, you have to treat them well." Let's go play with the kids. ”

"Woo, woo, woo"

He actually started crying again, crying and said, "Uncle, woo, no... I don't have any friends to play with, I play alone. They can't see me during the day, and they all have to sleep at night. ”

Oh my God, my little ancestor, why are you crying again? I can't stand the crying of children and women.

"It's okay, let's not cry, you're all a little man, you have to learn to be brave and strong, you have to endure loneliness, you can withstand temptation, you can afford a whip, you can afford a big gun, you know? No one will play with you, so it's a big deal that your uncle will play with you in the future. Anyway, my uncle has a free day, and his eggs hurt. ”

"Really? Uncle? ”

His eyes seemed to flash some light, and he suddenly jumped up happily, and hugged me violently, like holding a big bear doll, very affectionate, and rubbed my clothes with the palm that had just wiped my tears and snot, I was stunned, my obedient.

"Great! Oh yes! Tuantuan, I have friends! Uncle, he's going to play with me! ”

Are you so enthusiastic when you came? We're not familiar with each other, okay? Hehe.

Take it, little kid, you little dirty hands. I subconsciously shrunk, and he rubbed even harder, ahhh I hate this feeling of being full of emotion! Let it go! Although I was so disgusted in my heart that I refused.

But this is the case, I directly hugged him firmly in my arms, and comforted him softly: "Of course it's true." In the future, my Uncle Hao Jian will be your friend, and I will definitely give you a sip of wine to drink with a mouthful of meat, you are called Tuan Tuan, right? Tuan Tuan is well-behaved. ”

"Well, thank you, uncle, Tuan Tuan will never dare again."

At this time, Niuniu's voice suddenly sounded in my ears, and at this time, a familiar and friendly voice was so familiar, I haven't seen it for a long time.

"Brother Hao Jian, I thought you were ignoring me, don't be a girl, woo."

"Silly Nizi, why doesn't my brother want you. My brother will never lose you again, have you ever been hurt? Why didn't you feel it just now? If this happens again in the future, my brother will die of sadness. I fiddled around with my phone and said over and over again.

"Hee" "Hee" "Hee" "Hee"

"Don't grumble, brother, I'm afraid of itching. It's okay, Niuniu is fine, but I fell asleep and didn't know who shook me violently, and I was shaken to the point that I fell asleep. ”

"Uncle? Who are you talking to? The little boy with confused eyes on the side tugged at the corner of my clothes, with a few lines of tears still on his face, and whispered.

"No, no. Tuan Tuan, you heard me wrong. I replied embarrassedly, "Let's go Uncle take you out to play." ”

Niuniu, I still have something to do, I'll play with you when I'm done. Shrewd.

"Okay, brother, you get busy first."

I hugged Tuan Tuan and went to the hall, and his affection for me was overwhelming. He also happily introduced me to their family, saying that I was his new friend, and his ghost father and mother were immediately warm and friendly to me. He also invited me to dinner. This was the first time I'd sat at the same table with a ghost. It feels so exciting, there is wood.

In this family, the father's name is Liming, the mother's name is Wu Meng, and the boy's name is Tuan Tuan. He didn't do anything evil in his life, he died in a car accident, and he was killed by people who didn't obey the traffic rules. The duty is to provide temporary accommodation for the new ghost eggs, and the king of Hades gave them a Li Ming supermarket, a supermarket that specializes in collecting dark coins, but the money earned cannot be embezzled by themselves, all of them must be confiscated, but they are only given a monthly salary every month.

Also, this old man of Hades is quite good at business, and he's too bad. But this ghost's money is also going to be pitted? Serious exploitation of labor, despised, pitted and cold. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

After eating, it was still early, so I took Niuniu out of the house, and originally Tuan Tuan was crying to follow, but his parents didn't let him go out, saying that he was a little ghost, and the road was not deep, and he would get lost outside. It's also inconvenient to think about it, if there is a child behind my buttocks, it will be inconvenient for me to move.

Towards this strange world, let's go! Is Penglai a ghost village? I'm coming.

I took Niu Niu and jumped out of the door.