The washing machine rumbles, booms, and turns!

I rushed into the bathroom with lightning speed, and pressed the washing machine that was spinning at great speed, miserable, about to hit the street, I didn't find the switch, which eyeless guy designed the washing machine? It's such rubbish, I didn't even get the key to turn on and pause, damn, it hurts my brother's liver. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Damn it! How do you get this!? ”

I pressed it again in a hurry, making the machine scream, just like an alarm, Ula Ula buzzed non-stop, but the washing machine still didn't stop, but turned even more violently, and I was in a hurry!

Listening to the crackling sound of the washing machine broke my heart and liver. No, I'm going to get you out! I can't open it, I'm going to blow up this damn washing machine today. Niuniu, you must wait for me!

I waved my fist at the washing machine and hit it all the way, and today I just broke into the ghost, I don't believe I can't open you, I'm angry! Still punching and kicking, hey, it's really a day, you can't kick it away like this!

"Uncle, what are you doing?" Behind him, a little boy's curious voice entered the road.

"Smash the washing machine." I kicked hard, and the kick was getting stronger, and Mu Youyou turned around, a little impatient.

There was no sound behind me, and I didn't pay attention to it, and continued to tinker with mine.

Damn, after kicking for a long time, the washing machine didn't have any, and it turned more violently! Crackling, crackling, and croaking, my heart was broken, my liver was torn, and I was overwhelmed with grief!

"My dear machine!"

"My poor girl!"

It's all brother, I'm sorry for you, a living life, no, a living life was buried in my hands in vain. I kicked the washing machine a few times, grabbed my hair and rubbed it violently, and my intestines were about to turn green. My legs were a little weak, and I stumbled and almost fell, and I leaned against the wall next to me and beat my chest with my head down.

Even though my heart is roaring and howling in pain! I still didn't give up, and continued to bend down and tinker with the washing machine, very worried.

The child continued to sigh and said, "Uncle, does the washing machine have a grudge against you?" ”

"You're still young."

I'm busy, little brat, too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

"You don't understand!"

The child's voice continued to stir in: "Uncle, shall we play football?" ”

"Don't come," I decisively rejected him.

......

"Shall we play a game, uncle?"

"Don't come" I held back my anger, only the last trace of patience remained, and I didn't look back and yelled at him, "Are you annoyed?" ”

This trick really worked, and finally stopped making trouble, it seems that it is still necessary to be fierce against children.

The washing machine continued to vibrate, and I continued to tinker.

"Why can't this washing machine be turned off?!" I muttered to myself.

"Uncle, what are you looking for? Why do you want to smash the washing machine? ”

"Uncle, come on, let's play peek-a-boo? Good no good? ”

"Little brat, stay put, uncle doesn't have time to pay attention to you now, don't you see that I'm worried? I didn't think about it before I answered.

"Uncle..."

"What are you going to do?!" Before he could finish his sentence, I immediately interjected and asked angrily.

At this time, the washing machine actually shook a few times and stopped by itself!

"Why is it silent?"

I look back and I rub! The washing machine plug has been unplugged!

The plug was still dangling in the little boy's hand, and he looked at me with a smug smile and said, "Hey, hey, uncle, are you looking for this?" ”

As soon as I saw that the plug of the washing machine had been removed and it stopped turning, I was very happy with the chicken jelly. reacted a beat slower, still thinking to himself why was he so stupid? How can there be such a stupid idea of smashing the washing machine and taking the mobile phone! It must have been a brain show.

"Hee-hee, hee-hee, uncle playing football?" He grinned at me again, and he couldn't stop smiling.

"Ahh

Only then did I realize that he had just stunned the kid in the bathroom, and I was terrified at the thought of him breaking his neck and slapping his disgusting head in a bloody and violent way. In an instant, his innocent and bright smile at this time suddenly became extremely terrifying, as if there was another scene in front of him, he was patting the bloody blood gourd on the ground, and two of them were jumping on the ground, and the bouncing eyeballs were rattling, so scary.

I screamed "ah" and trembled, "My little ancestor, why are you here again!?" Uncle, I really don't play football! Uncle has something important, uncle's mobile phone fell into the washing machine, this is very important to uncle! Don't make a fuss, please. ”

He giggled and walked over to me, "Uncle, kick the ball!" Kick the ball!? ”

Then, he was about to repeat his old trick, and ripped his head off alive, and kicked it as a ball, to scare me, probably for fun, to make me happy, happy, right? You little brat, brother and I won't be afraid today, anyway, your family is a vegetarian, I am full of meat, and it will be strange if you don't eat it. I'm not afraid today, I'm going to help your dad educate you a disobedient little kid.

I put my heart sideways, hard-headed, and went up, grabbed his little hand that was about to pull his head, and firmly grasped it, and I yelled at him: "Get out of the calf!" If you don't learn well at a young age, you should be punished for doing these unconscionable things! ”

He was visibly stunned and dumbfounded!

I struck while the iron was hot, cut through the mess quickly, and without giving him a chance to refute, I quickly reprimanded: "You, stand aside, put your hands behind your back, and don't move!" Don't be naughty! Don't be scared! No blood! No violence! Otherwise, uncle, I'll tell you that the teacher spanks your ass! ”

He looked at me with a bewildered expression, feeling completely frightened by me. After he stood up obediently, it took a few seconds to react, and he tried his best to break free from my restraints, but his strength was not as great as mine, and he couldn't break free, but was imprisoned even more by my backhand, so he had to stare at me helplessly, and the two big eyes that stared at him began to flash tears. Seeing this, I hurriedly scolded: "Don't cry!" Hold it back! You made a mistake, and you are justified? And the face to cry for me here?! Say, how did your teacher teach? Say it! Shouldn't children be polite, shouldn't they be random and naughty, and come out to hang around and be scary?! ”

My reprimand education crackled like firecrackers and threw out in a row. It's so imposing, aggressive, he was choked by my words all of a sudden, he couldn't say what he wanted to say, he couldn't cry if he wanted to cry, he looked aggrieved.

It can be seen in my heart, don't mention it, it's quite refreshing. Ha ha. This feels like going back to when my father taught me, haha, it turns out that teaching children is this kind of feeling, relieving, cool.

How could I let go of this opportunity to make a big splash, it was hard-won. So he continued to raise his eyebrows and lecture him: "You, say it quickly, you still did those wrong things without telling adults, ah? Explain everything clearly. Otherwise, the uncle will give you a scuffle and then hand it over to the public security bureau, no, go to the police station, it doesn't seem right, anyway, it's a little black house that will collect all your snacks, toys and games, and don't let your friends play with you, you look at it, right? ”

"Little black house?" The little boy's eyes became more confused, and he was even more afraid of being aggrieved.

"Yes, that's right, I don't want anyone else to be friends with you, and I don't care about you anymore and don't play football with you, huh? What do you do? Still well-behaved?! ”

Frightened, his expression was as if he had seen the most terrifying thing in the world, he shook his head again and again, and his little face was full of faint sadness! Tears also faltered......

I feel sorry for me!

No, I can't be soft-hearted, I have to turn things around, get back my dominant position, go, I'm the hero, I'm the boss, I'm the true king, I want to take him to pretend to be as much as I want! Ha ha.