I wiped the rain from my face and saw a lewd-looking man across the street walking towards me in a hurry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This guy's name is Huang Laoxi, when he was young and frivolous, he mixed with the society in the county, touched the gold and fought upside down, and the scenery was also down, and he was also a little famous in this acre and three points of land in our county, and later changed his evil and followed a teacher to learn occult arts for two years. After learning two-handed and three-legged cat kung fu, I opened a coffin shop opposite my shop, part-time some pretending to be a ghost to cheat and eat and drink, the old evil knows a lot of people, the road is wide, and I have brought a few friends to take care of my business, and I became familiar with it when I came and went, and became friends. It's just that this guy eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and has all five poisons, and he is exalting him when he says that he has changed his evil ways and returned to the right, and in my opinion, the ruffians and hooligans who do the business of the dead are not "right" anywhere. But after all, the old evil is righteous, so I don't care. From time to time, I drank with him in his miserable coffin shop, and listened to him blow some. In addition to "evil", there is also "old", in fact, the old evil is not old, he is 30 years old, but his face does not look like a year of standing, the whole of his wind and candle years, from the kindergarten gate, the children lined up to salute him and call him grandpa. Lao Xie's own explanation for this is: his mother was pregnant with him for 20 months, and his good youth was delayed in his mother's belly, so his appearance was too mature, and he said that he was born with a vision, so he should eat the bowl of rice of mysticism. I said in my heart, you are so humble, how does your old face look like you have been pregnant for 20 years. Finally, I would like to add that the scientific name of the old evil is yellow belt.

The old evil almost ran to me, and asked me with a nervous look in his broken voice and said, "Little cow, what the hell were you doing just now?" ”

I looked at his two big yellow buckteeth and said, "Don't you see? Picking up customers! ”

"Be serious!" The old evil said seriously, "I asked you what you were doing in the shop just now?" ”

"Didn't I tell you? An old man just came, short of money, and wanted to be something for me, huh? By the way, old man, did you see the old man? It's just that thin old man, who was still in the shop. ”

"I look at it and think it's evil, and as I expected! Boy, I'm afraid you're in trouble. The old evil shook his head as he spoke, took out a cigarette, and handed it to me.

"Old evil! You're fucking short of money again, aren't you? Want to hit me up? No way! I took the cigarette and smiled at him.

"Believe it or not, when the rain was heavy, I saw you nodding your head in front of the counter alone, at first I thought you were just moving your muscles and bones, doing exercises or something, and then I saw that you were talking to him? I wondered, I didn't see a second person there for a long time! My heart is broken, you are you bumping into a ghost! So I hurriedly found an umbrella and prepared to rush over, hey, I saw you rushing out in a hurry..."The old evil said as he smoked a cigarette.

"In broad daylight, no kidding!" I was vaguely uneasy, thinking back to the anomalies just now, and took a sharp puff of cigarette.

"If I tell half a lie, I'm this!" Huang Laoxie stretched out his middle finger as he spoke.

Although he has always been like this in my mind, I know that usually he is like this, which means that he is not joking and not talking big. My heart sank. I felt a little bad before, but when the old evil said this, this feeling became even stronger. "You... You mean, you just saw me alone in the shop? Not... No one else...? I asked him with some trepidation.

Huang Laoxie glared and shouted, "Isn't it? It's raining heavily, but it doesn't make my eyes glaze, right? You're the only one! Right! It's like... It's like coping with people! ”

I gasped and felt a chill in my heart. After calming down, I remembered that something was wrong: I remember very well that in the heavy rain, when the old man entered the shop, he did not have an umbrella or rain gear, but there was no rain on his head. I thought again, when I got out of the shop, I disappeared into the street in an instant, and the Scuds couldn't be so fast... The more I thought about it, the cooler my heart became, and the colder I became, the more shivering I became, and suddenly I remembered what he had left on the counter, and hurriedly turned around and threw myself back at the shop.

I ran to the counter, grabbed the white linen wrap and untied it tremblingly, the blood jade wrench finger was intact inside, and the red lines were like blood all over the wrench, which made my heart tense for a while.

The old evil who followed closely saw the blood jade wrench in my hand and his eyes lit up, this product has done inverted buckets, and he is also half an expert, so he naturally knows at a glance what kind of goods are good. "Yo! This wrench doesn't come cheap! Mavericks, you're developed! Come on, come on, brother take a look at the freshness, why is this still red? Hey, this red..."Huang Laoxie said as he snatched the wrench from my hand.

I pushed him angrily: "This fucking burning eyebrows!" This thing... This thing was left by the old man just now. ”

The old evil stopped at this time, but suddenly thought of something: "You mean, that old man made a deal with you just now?" Huang Laoxie raised his voice, and shook me with his hand as he asked with an expression of impending disaster.

I nodded dejectedly, the old evil shook his head, and exclaimed, "It's over... It's over... the eggs..."

The old evil asked me to tell him what was going on, so I told him exactly what had just happened. After speaking, I reached into the counter and took out the pile of money just now. "I wonder how I suddenly had so much more money." I said as I threw the money on the counter. It doesn't matter if you throw it, the old evil and I were dumbfounded, only to see that just now it was still a big red banknote that everyone loves to see flowers and flowers, and now it has all become dark coins.

I was so shocked that my mouth was wide open, and I couldn't speak for a long time, and after a while, I looked at him helplessly and asked, "Old evil, look at this..."

The old evil grinned, pinching his chin vigorously, "Tsk... Tut... Boy, this is not a small matter, not small! Alas, enough is enough! It's damn enough... You shouldn't have given him paper money, you... Are you his living man doing business with the dead, do you know? ”

"How the do I know... Besides, I didn't feel at ease that I wanted his wrench, but I kindly lent him some money. Who knew that he really put his wrench on me, and I was wronged! Old evil, you said that I was just lending him money, strictly speaking, it shouldn't be considered a sale, right? ”

"Don't you understand? You give money to others, and people leave things, what is this not a sale? This is equivalent to a contract between you and the ghost old man, this kind of contract between humans and ghosts is related to the reincarnation of fate, yin and yang, life and death... Do you understand? I remember when I was studying art at Duji Peak, my master once mentioned to me that there was indeed a transaction between the dead and the living, but this kind of transaction was only limited to the ghost market... Moreover, the conditions for mortals to enter the ghost market are extremely harsh, and I haven't heard the master say anything about the business that this ghost has found on his own... This... This fucking world has really changed, and even ghosts don't play cards according to common sense..."

The old evil chattered endlessly, I looked at these dark coins on the counter in a daze, and suddenly remembered that these dark coins were still bought from the old evil, the last time Qingming my classmate Sledgehammer called me to help him buy some dark coins to sweep the tomb, I bought some from the old evil, and the sledgehammer came to my store to take it, but I don't know how there are some left, I didn't care much about stuffing it in the counter, I didn't believe in these and felt that it didn't matter, so it has been put on hold until now. I didn't expect to give it for real money just now.

Thinking about this makes me feel like a nightmare, but the blood jade wrench and the dark coin in front of me are really in front of me, so I can't have a trace of luck illusions. I used to drink with the old evil, and I didn't hear him blow those cows who pretended to be ghosts, whose daughter-in-law was pregnant with evil obstacles, whose family got retribution and the evil spirit came to the door, whose house was full of grievances, whose family made a windfall and was sent by the ghost... To be honest, I take these as jokes and don't even believe in punctuation. But at this moment, I, an atheist for many years, feel that the rock-solid mountain that has stood in my heart for many years has suddenly collapsed...

Seeing that I was at a loss like a stake, the old evil supported me with his elbow, and shouted arrogantly with the usual braggart look: "Brother! Don't worry, my brother told you this, although this matter is a bit tricky, but it's not impossible, and you don't want to think about what your buddy does? ”

"Can you help me settle it?" I asked him like a straw.

"I... I... I'm still a little hanging, but we have a famous teacher! My master is not ambiguous, this little thing is just a small job in his old man's house, and it is easy to do! ”

"Your master... It's the red eyebrows you mentioned to me before... Red-eyed old alone? ”

"Yes!" After the old evil finished speaking, he pretended to stroke his sparse goatee, making himself like Guan Erye, and his hands were under his navel, in fact, the two hairs on his chin were only an inch long.

I have an impression of the name of the old evil master because once the old evil man bragged in front of me about how good his teacher was, I was tired of hearing it and wanted to splash him with cold water, so I casually asked, what is your master's name? The old evil stretched out his thumb and said: The red eyebrows are old. I said, it's not very famous, I haven't heard of it. The old evil sneered at me, saying that it was not Nima star who wanted to make the world known. I asked again: Why did your master come up with such a name? The old heresy says that my master and his old man were born with visions, and his long eyebrows are red like a bonfire... I said, your teacher is quite fashionable, everyone else dyes their hair red, but your teacher is good, and he directly turned his eyebrows red. The old evil almost turned my face after hearing it at the time, saying that I insulted his teacher...

Hearing that the old evil man moved out of the red-eyed old man, I calmed down a little and asked him: "That ghost old man said that he would redeem the blood jade wrench in seven days, will he really come?" ”

"Nonsense! Ghosts can be more trustworthy than people, but I'm afraid that it is not only the treasure that will be redeemed, but also you..."The old evil said, seeing that I was sad, he didn't continue, but patted me on the shoulder and continued: "In this way, without further ado, we will set off early tomorrow morning and go straight to Duji Peak." ”

I nodded gratefully, and my heart suddenly felt a lot more relieved.

"It's just... Well... This... Ahh

I've known him for more than a day or two, and when I saw a toothache, I knew that I was holding a lot of bad water. So he pouted and said, "If you have a fart, let it go!" Have a good time! ”

"Brother, that's right, my teacher is a drunkard, no wine is not happy, no wine is going to die. You said I hadn't seen him in the past two or three years, so I couldn't go empty-handed, right? Besides, we're going to beg someone to do something, but right now, buddy has it at hand... You know—" The old evil rubbed his hands together and smiled at me with a sympathetic smile.

"Isn't it just wine? I've got it! After things are settled, the benefits of your master and apprentice are indispensable! I said through gritted teeth.

"I'll just say that our brothers are bold! Otherwise, we wouldn't be good friends! The old evil smiled and said flatteringly, "Brother, what do you think we should buy this time?" I was just about to talk about Wuliangye Moutai or something, but he interrupted, "I'm thinking, our teacher lives in the mountains and forests and has never drunk foreign wine, why don't we buy two bottles of Louis XIII and let his old man open foreign meat?" Extravagant? The old man may be so happy! ”

I almost fainted when I heard it, tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in my chest, and my heart said old evil, you are really damaged. But after thinking about it, I had a request for others, so I had to agree with a smile. The grandson took the hot iron for fear that I would change his mind, so he hurriedly stuffed me into the broken pickup truck he usually used to deliver coffins, and rushed to the Wal-Mart in the county seat...