The next morning, I woke up to a foul smell and found a sock that had not been washed for at least half a year was on my neck. I scolded www.biquge.info pen %fun %ge: "Damn! Frightened, the grandson rolled straight out of bed.

I felt nauseous, knocked on the head that hurt badly, and then remembered that after returning from Walmart last night, I drank with the old evil in the coffin shop until late at night, and I didn't go back to my own shop, so I slept all night in the old evil world, anyway, the two bachelors are not so particular. I suddenly remembered something, hurriedly opened the bag on the bedside table, looked at it, and breathed a long sigh of relief. Fortunately, Louis XIII was not drunk, but there was still a hot pain in my heart, and I almost broke down when I paid the bill yesterday...

The old evil got up from the ground and scolded me for being scared to death, and looked at the time again to see that it was not early, so the two of them hurriedly washed and ate and got into the car.

The car went out of the county all the way to the north, galloping on the asphalt road, when the flowers fell, I looked at the spring outside the car window, but I thought about yesterday's event, the more I thought about it, the bigger my head became, and I fell asleep under the hypnosis of the old evil's favorite love business.

When I woke up, the car had entered the northern mountainous area of the county, and the comfortable and gentle asphalt road had turned into a bumpy yellow mud country road.

The old evil on the side hummed a little song in his mouth and drove the car, the old evil's driving skills are the same as his mystical arts, which may not be as good, but this is how she still loves to drive fast, and the car is called a dangerous situation, I sat naturally frightened, once when I passed through the collapsed section, I glanced at the rearview mirror and was so scared that I almost peed, only to see that most of the rear wheels were hanging outside the cliff. I was sweating profusely, but when I turned my head, I saw a relaxed and comfortable old evil, and suddenly remembered that this thing didn't have a driver's license at all.

"Old evil, why don't we open it instead, I see you're quite tired." I gave the girl face and said euphemistically.

"It's okay! Dude is young and strong, I don't know what it means to be tired, do you think I'm slow? Look at my brother's! Sit tight! "Saying that the old evil kicked the accelerator to the bottom, that posture made me really worried about whether the fuel tank was worn, and the car was like a bull out of the circle and went straight to the curve in front of him...

At that time, I regretted that my intestines were blue, and I grabbed my seat belt and shouted: "Lao Tzu just thinks you are driving fast, and you don't fucking look at the road conditions... Do you drive like that? After scolding, I pointed to a poster in the car and continued to scold: "This is what you posted, right?" Advise you not to be busy driving, otherwise your wife will keep the empty room! ”

The old evil turned his head and smiled at me: "Scared, right?" Rest assured! All right! I once asked Master how long I lived, and the old man replied to me at the time: Good people don't live long and will be a disaster for thousands of years! Do you know what that means? ”

"Do you need to ask? Scold you! I said angrily.

"You don't understand, do you? The secret of heaven must not be revealed, our master is using these words to imply that I will live a long life and die at the end of my life, so take my car, you put your heart in your stomach! ”

In this way, it was like a roller coaster for more than two hours, and when I was about to plunge thousands of miles, the old evil braked and told me: It's here! I hurriedly got out of the car and retched on the side of the road, and when I saw the yellow mud and rotten road to the end, I looked around and found that there were dense mountains and forests all around, towering ancient trees covering the sky and the sun, and from time to time there were birdsong from the mountains.

The old evil patted me on the shoulder and pointed to the upper right, and I looked up in the direction he pointed, and oh! I saw a straight mountain in the middle of a forest, standing on top of the mountains like a pagoda.

"This is the legendary Peak of the One Terrier?" I raised my head and asked the old evil.

"That's right!" The old evil laughed and said, "Dude also gave it a nickname." ”

"Oh? What's it called? ”

"Chicken/Bafeng!"

After carrying my luggage, I followed the old evil through the dense forest to the foot of the Duji Peak, but I saw a hidden plank road on the edge of a huge mountain rock, and if I didn't look carefully here, I wouldn't find it at all. I walked in and saw that the plank road was carved out of the rock, like a python hovering at the foot of the single stem, winding up the rock. The fence is made of branches and vines, and the boardwalk is extremely narrow enough to allow only one person to pass through. It is said that Shu Road is difficult, and I don't think this road is easy.

In this way, we began to climb up with our backs hunched one after the other, I said to the old heresy, your master is not too troublesome, the old arms and legs, going up and down the mountain are like walking knives and mountains and sea of fire. The old evil laughed, saying that with his old man's skills, he still needs to go this way? As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a muffled sound, and at the same time a foul smell rushed towards me. The old evil crawled in front of me, with his ass facing my face, this stinky fart was not small, like a tornado, blowing my hair straight. The taste is not mentioned, the authentic old altar, that sour and refreshing......

I spat and scolded the bastard, the old heresy is sorry for the bad stomach lately...

Climbing, climbing, climbing, when we were as tired as the third grandson, I saw through the cracks in the vines of the plank road fence that there was no big tree outside, but a vast sea of clouds, rolling arbitrarily in the afterglow of the setting sun, which was very spectacular. I kept poking my hands at the old evil's buttocks, urging the girl to hurry up, I was afraid that this dirty thing would fart and stink me in a while.

When Lao Xie and I came out of the last lap of the plank road, our eyes suddenly opened up, and we saw the clouds and mist on the top of the one-stemmed peak. I turned my head and saw that among the cliffs to the northwest of the peak, a three-to-five wooden building was like a pavilion in the sky embedded in the faint clouds of the mountain, giving people a wonderful feeling of being out of this world. I was in a good mood in this fairyland-like scenery, and I heard a clear child's voice like a copper bell not far away: "Senior brother! ”

I was startled by the old man's reputation, and I saw a seven or eight-year-old boy riding a swing between the branches of a pine tree growing in a crevice in the cliff. The child wandered leisurely, completely oblivious to the danger he was in, and there was a misty abyss under the tree. When he saw us coming, the boy swung higher and harder, and my heart fluttered when I saw it, and I thought to myself that if I fell off the cliff, I would not be crushed. I wanted to shout to stop him but I was afraid that it would be more troublesome to scare him, but the old evil saw that I was so anxious that he was happy, and said, "Don't worry, that's my junior brother, and he has great ability, so he can't fall!" ”

The boy made another great effort, crushing the branch like a bow, and then his body catapulted at us like a cannonball, and he made an unknown number of turns in the air like a circus, and finally landed firmly on the top of another cliff, and if he was half a step short of falling, he made my liver tremble. The heart shouted: "It's so dangerous! ”

The boy jumped over a few rocks and fell in front of us, and I didn't hear the slightest sound, and I couldn't help but feel a little admiration for the doll in my heart.

"Good boy, when I came, I was still worried about whether our junior brother forgot about us?" The old evil said cordially while touching his junior brother's peach-shaped head.

I looked at the child carefully, and saw that this doll was very cute, wearing a gray one-piece robe, chubby and white, and the eyes of black chess pieces were like stars in the sky.

"What's your name, little friend?" I asked him with a smile.

"Don't give your surname Bai, the word Dun." Bai Dun tilted his head and replied to me with a childlike expression.

I looked at each other and smiled, thinking that this fat boy was really interesting.

"What about you? What's your name? Bai Dun asked me with wide eyes.

"Don't have your surname Niu, two-character calf," I said happily.

"The surname is Niu... Calf... Ha ha... Your name is Niu Calf! Bai Dunhong's fluttering face smiled like a flower in the setting sun.

"The boy is so smart!" I pinched his face and praised him.

"Bai Dun, where is Master?" The old evil asked him.

"Drinking in the back room, I told me early in the morning that there was a guest coming to the door today, I thought he was drunk and talking about wine, but I didn't expect a guest to come!" Bai Dun said.

The old evil man slung Bai Dun on his shoulder, and we walked down a winding bluestone path towards the cliff pavilion. After entering the arches of four stone pillars, and passing through a lotus pond, we came to the main entrance. I looked around, and saw that the houses in the late Qing Dynasty style were quite ancient, the decoration style was simple and unpretentious, and most of the wood used was good materials, and there was even mahogany, golden silk nan, etc. Badun let us sit down on the stone chair at the door, and the little one himself pushed open the side door of the gate and stepped over the high threshold to get inside. In a short time, Bai Dun came out of the door. For me and the old heresy, Master has please.