However, this time I was pretending to be dizzy!

I'd like to see what these vegetarians are up to. Not to mention, I feel a little apprehensive and uneasy in my heart. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info how do you feel like this, so cold, the backbone of the back is cold. It's not nonsense, there's blood and water all over the floor. Can it not be cold to the bone, terrifying?

The man slowly approached me, and I half-pouted my eyes, and when I saw that he had a solemn and serious expression, he bent down at me, and his sharp claws were still reaching out to my face!

"Brother? Dizzy? Or scared to death? ”

My dear mother! It's been a long time since this product has cut its nail shell?! I'm afraid it's been like it for several years, the nails are growing backwards, long and dirty, terrifying, terrifying. Get out of here, get out of here, sloppy ghost, don't come close, don't come near me!

He got closer and closer......

Mamma Mia, my brother's handsome face is about to be ruined, how will I see people in the future! My dear Hao Jingjing, brothers, forgive me! Brother is about to die heroically, and I won't see you anymore!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The heart is beating faster and spinning, and the heart is about to jump out of the chest!

As a result, he actually bent down, and he picked up his big blood-red palm and shook my ears twice, making a crisp sound.

His mouth was still vague: "Young man, young man, what's wrong with you?" Wake up. ”

Depend on! You think you're a ghost and it's great, ouch, you can't be friendly, it's not easy for me to be a ghost! Draw a circle so what you, uh-huh!

How about that slap, you ask? That's a lot of pain! Instantly, I felt a burning sensation on my face, and pain hit me inch by in......

But I still endured the pain, continued to pretend to be dizzy, like a dead man, continued to lie down without moving, pretending to be forced, hey, I just don't get up, you don't bite me alive when you get up, it's strange! I don't believe it, I can't afford it, I think you can do anything to me? Brother is so rough-skinned and thick-skinned, he can bear it, and he is leveraged. Brother just wants to be cheap and individual!

He slapped me twice, but his eyes were full of worry, and his voice was very concerned: "Brother? Brother Hao Jian? You're not going to be scared to death by me, are you? ”

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Ouch hey, I'm killing my brother, this male ghost is not small! But he seems to care about me? Am I right? Is he a good ghost? No, no, he died so miserably, he was definitely not a good ghost! Enemies! Appearances must not be fooled.

Sure enough, the man slapped me again, ready to throw it at me!

Still coming? Brother doesn't play like this? If you come a few more, my face will be swollen, and I just can't stand it no matter how rough my skin is.

"Husband, what's wrong? Why don't you come here to eat and eat!? ”

At this moment, a woman stammered from the hall, and then Da listened to the sound of footsteps, and visually saw that she was rushing to the toilet.

"Wife, come on! The boy fainted again! Only then did he stop what he was doing.

Thankfully, you're finally giving up!

Thank you so much, thank God and the earth, thank you to the Queen Mother of the Bodhisattva, and the most important thing is to thank you for marrying such a good wife! She came in time, and if she didn't come, I would be killed.

"Yawn!"

The man suddenly sneezed at me, and it blew red foam on my face. My face is wet, so disgusting, vomiting~, I want to take back my thanks, hum!

(However, there's another female ghost, are you sure it's a good thing for you?) ）

I'll go, ghosts also have wives? Husband??It's also ha, isn't the bull head and horse noodles in the land just a pair, and what black and white impermanence is still going on a honeymoon abroad, alas, it's a pity that my three views are broken.

They all come in pairs, and they envy others! I poor single dog! Draw a circle? Forget it or not, maybe, I'll find a ghost wife that day? Dreams always have to be sunburned.

Forget about the ghost wife or something, if you sleep with a female ghost in your arms at night, it's scary to think about! It's so exciting, I might as well sleep with a piece of wood.

If the two of them join forces to beat me a new ghost egg later, I will definitely not be able to win, what should I do? Do you want to get up and run? What if I run, anger them, and take me back and cook me? I can't scratch it, I can't scratch it. I'll have to think twice.

Da

I spent my time in trepidation......

The two of them actually carried me out of the bathroom on tiptoe, and I was thrown on the couch by them. began to mumble and discuss.

"Wife, why are they all vegetarian dishes? I don't have much appetite for it. The man said with a look of disgust.

The woman complained angrily: "Also, the old lady has worked hard to fry so many dishes, you still don't think you have enough meat?" ”

There is a faint smell of meat in the air! It came to my nose leisurely.

What's so fragrant? It stimulated my stomach and instantly hooked my soul. I peeked at it, and wow! The table is full of big fish and meat, and it's a good thing that this ghost is having a good life! It's better than me nibbling on steamed buns, drinking gruel, eating instant noodles, and shouting takeout every day! Envy, jealousy, hate, hum!

Look, this stir-fried kidney flower, this cold salad pork trotters, this braised lion's head, isn't that dish greasy? That man is still disgusted and picky? Fork!

It's really time to fight, his wife worked hard to cook for him to eat, and he still hates it.

Hey? But isn't his wife a stammer? Why is it normal to speak this time? It's weird. I didn't care, I continued to lie down on the corpse, and I would sneak around to find the dry well at night. I can't afford to mess with a family. You must not fight them head-on, or you will bleed. It's scary.

"Alas~~~"

The man glanced at the table a few times, his gaze became even more disgusted, he lowered his head and sighed a few times, but did not refute the woman with any words.

Seeing this, the woman whispered softly and gently complained to the man: "Husband, you don't know that we are having a hard time in the next place, vegetarian dishes are too expensive, everything costs 250 yuan a catty, I can't afford it!" It's still cheaper and discounted for these non-nutritious meats. ”

Nani? Did I hear me right?!

Braised lion's head, stir-fried kidney flowers, and cold salad pork trotters are so meaty, not enough oil? Are vegetarian dishes expensive? This vegetarian dish in the underworld is so expensive that it's more expensive than our lump meat! What is 250 pounds of stygian coins? What a completely strange world! Bewildered......

"Alas, forget it, the days of this underworld are not as good as one day at a time, you have to live between your teeth to buy vegetables and eat, squeeze over, squeeze through, and as a result, this vegetable rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea are expensive! I can't afford to eat meat, so I can only barely eat these meats, and I can't see any oil, water, and gas. The man sat on the sofa next to me, and said dejectedly, "Wife, it's my bad attitude, it's your fault." ”

"It's okay, husband. Come, come and eat. The woman said empathetically, "Husband, the kitchen knife is somehow, I can't even cut a meat leg, it's so hard!" It's not good to chop meat later! ”

"Then I'll take a look, you clean up, and tell our son to come down for dinner." With that, the man clicked and walked towards the kitchen.

"Tuan Tuan? It's time to come down and eat. There's a big meal today! Hee-hee. ”

The woman was setting up the dishes and chopsticks on the table, scooping up the rice, and it was still steaming, she took off her waist and shouted upstairs.

I could smell the smell of rice, faint, so good, smelling and smelling, I was hungry.

"No, Mommy, I'm going to have some more fun." The little boy stubbornly pleaded.

What kind of meal do they eat? It doesn't mean eating me! What can't these hungry goblins do? Decline~~

"Wife, this knife is rusty, I'll sharpen it and bring it over." The man said in the kitchen to the woman in the hall.

The sound of clanging and clanging came from the kitchen, which was particularly harsh and terrifying.

What do you do with sharpening knives? Is it to cut me? Ready to make me a delicious dinner? Or do you want to make me a Last Supper? Mom, I can't even think about it.

The man was sharpening a kitchen knife, while the thief smiled, and rushed upstairs to help, "Tuan Tuan, don't come down quickly, your mother told you to come down to eat, and then play later." Otherwise, you won't let that uncle play with you later. Come down! Round. ”

"Okay, Daddy. I'll be down right away. A little boy's cheerful voice came from upstairs, "Come on." Let's eat. After eating, I asked my uncle to play football. ”

Da, da, dada......

The little boy jumped down the stairs.

Looking for me to play football? Again! I'm scared to the point where I only have half my life left! My little ancestor!

What do I do now? Do you run right away or wait until the evening to run, if you don't run, will you really be cooked by this ghost? Tangled......

By the way, you can ask Niu Niu if she arrives, she has a lot of ideas. Touched it around, huh? What about my phone? Where did you go? Miserable! I can't get rid of it, right!?

"Niu Niu, Niu Niu, are you still there? Is it still there? I quickly cried out anxiously in my heart.

Silence, silence, endless silence is not ......

Could it be that she is asleep? I silently shouted a few more times!

"Niu Niu? iPhone? Obedient? ”

……

"Call Niu Niu, please answer when you hear it, answer it when you hear it."

Hey? Still silent??

I heard the rumbling sound of machine washing in the washing machine, and I just remembered that my clothes and pants had been changed by them. Niuniu couldn't have been put in the washing machine by them and washed, right?

It's over!

"Oh my machine!" I screamed!