Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Power of a Fart

"Hehe...... of course, I'm in your head, what do you think if I don't know, that's weird! Okay, what's going on in the future, now I'm going to cultivate, hehe, I didn't expect you to cultivate so fast, it seems that my injury recovery is also a lot faster. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Fart Zun said to the big tiger very happily.

"Wait a minute, fix your head! I said, how can you see my thoughts! If it were me, wouldn't you know everything, and in that case, wouldn't I have no privacy! ”

Dahu looked at the excited fart with his divine sense and asked a series of questions.

"Yes, what you said is not wrong, as long as you think about it, I will know about it, old man, okay, don't be surprised, what is this! I'm not an outsider, besides, if you're a pickled girl, I can give you a few tricks, I think back then, the old man was also a master of flowers, and there were a lot of tricks. ”

Fart Zun said to the big tiger with a shameless look.

"Humph! All right! But you swear you don't peek at what I want, or you'll get out of me now!" ”

Da Hu's eyebrows were raised, and his tone was a little angry.

"Okay, I swear, as far as your thoughts, the old man hasn't seen it, what's there! Cut....... ”

Fart Zun agreed.

After speaking, he no longer paid attention to the big tiger, but sat cross-legged with his eyes slightly closed, and began to meditate and cultivate.

Seeing this, the big tiger was no longer better than asking anything, so he had to admit that he was unlucky.

The big tiger shook his head, got up and sighed, and then slapped the dust on his clothes a few times, and suddenly had an urge to try his strength, thinking of this, the big tiger went out of the door without hesitation and came to the courtyard.

Dahu looked at the whole yard, there was almost nothing to try in the yard, so he couldn't come to the house a few times, in case it was broken or something, he still had to accompany him! This is very incompatible, so Dahu plans to go out and see if there is anything to try.

The big tiger walked out of the courtyard gate, and he didn't walk a few steps to see a big tree in the arms of three people, and the big tiger heart said that such a thick tree, it is impossible for him to break it if he is powerful! So the big tiger began to try his hand with the big tree.

The first thing that Big Tiger wants to try is what the fart Zun said is a fart that collapses thousands of miles, and see how powerful this fart is.

Thinking of this big tiger, he directly recited the mantra of 'Fart God Decision', "Fart is the qi of the human body, how can it not be reasonable." A fart collapses for a thousand miles......"

After reciting the big tiger, he turned his back to the big tree, leaned forward with his feet crossed, made a magic gesture with both hands, and then shouted: "Give me a broken ......"

"Bang...... Rumble...... Syllable. ”

A ball of energy light popped out of the big tiger's body quickly, jumping directly towards the big tree, and then the big tree fell in response to the boom.

The big tiger looked back at his masterpiece blankly, a little unbelievable, a fart can actually break a century-old tree, not to mention that he tried it himself, even if he has never heard of it, it seems that there is nothing strange in the world!

"Ouch!"

After the big tiger sighed at his masterpiece, he suddenly felt a cool breeze behind his buttocks, he subconsciously touched it with his hand, and the result was that he directly touched his white and slippery buttocks, and the big tiger looked back to know that his pants were torn by his own fart.

Dahu quickly ran back to the room with his hands on his buttocks, but this place is very remote, even people who have morning exercises will not forget here, otherwise they will be seen, that is a big joke!

After Dahu changed into a pair of pants, he thought about whether it would improve if he used the true qi in his body to draw talismans now!

Thinking of this, the big tiger no longer hesitated, added the few remaining rune paper and cinnabar to the black dog blood, and prepared to start drawing the rune after it was ready.

The big tiger directly put his true temperament into the wolf's hair, and drew it on the rune paper with a pen and a snake, just an instant, a seal talisman has been drawn, and it is a golden talisman, which shows that a talisman in his hand has become an intermediate talisman.

"Alas! Alas! Fart, fart, what do you think of this talisman of mine? ”

Dahu was very proud to hold his talisman and stood aside and asked happily.

"Alas! Isn't it just a mortal talisman intermediate talisman! What's there! This is nothing compared to your cultivation speed. ”

Fart Zun said a little depressed. He was really a little amused in his heart when he saw that Big Tiger was so excited for a small intermediate talisman that could not be smaller, and he also had some sympathy for Big Tiger, a kid who had never seen the world.

"Uh, how! Isn't this talisman of mine powerful? Stop! Why do you say that my cultivation speed is more powerful than this talisman! Is this true? ”

The big tiger was only immersed in the joy of this intermediate talisman, and he didn't pay attention to what the fart Zun said for a while, and only asked in surprise when he reacted.

"That's right! That's right, this talisman of yours is not worth mentioning, but your cultivation speed is beyond even the reach of the old man! ”

Fart Zun said undeniably.

"Hehe..., that old fart, you're too praised, it's not that I'm cultivating fast, it's that you're old!"

While the big tiger is modest, he doesn't forget to pat the old fart a little bit. Hey, hey, hey, don't say that Big Tiger's fart is really in the right place, and the old one is called comfortable.

"Well, Xiao Lizi is really good at talking, don't say it, my fart magic trick, that's a first-class cultivation method, I want to ...... back then."

It is said that the heroes don't mention the courage of the year, but this fart always talks about his own affairs.

"Hehe... You're really good! Well, by the way, I just interviewed the power of your fart magic trick outside, and it was really powerful, such a thick tree just used a fart, and it directly collapsed. Still, my pants... Hey... It's also broken.,I don't know if you have any way to solve this problem! ”

The big tiger unconsciously began to respect the fart, from the beginning of the fart, or the fart has changed to the fart, but this invisible change the big tiger is unaware.

"Haha..., what! You fart even without pants! Ah! You're so funny, I'm really convinced. ”

But he didn't take it seriously because of the big tiger's respect for him, but sneered at him.

"Cut, who still takes off his pants when his grandma's fart, isn't that an extra move?"

Dahu didn't get angry at the taunt of the fart honor, but just shook his head and explained on the side.

"Uh-huh. As for the question of whether to take off your pants when you fart..., ah, let's put it aside, what about me! Let's go see the effect of your fart, and then explain it to you! ”

Fart Zun put down his cynical look, and said with a straight face.