"Eh, old fart, this is the big tree I broke off, you can see if it's okay!"

The big tiger came to the big tree that had been broken by his ass again, and looked at his masterpiece and said happily. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Hey, you broke it! Or is your fart broken? ”

The fart old man also saw the big tree, and he was also very emotional about the injustice of God, he had worked hard all his life to study the fart road, but it only took the kid in front of him to practice to this degree in one night, which really made the fart Zun suffer a little blow, so the fart Zun planned to tease this kid a few words first, so as to get back some superiority from him.

"Hehe... Fart, of course my fart broke up! ”

Dahu didn't understand the meaning of the old fart for a while, so he replied truthfully.

"Well, yes, it's much better than I could have imagined."

That's what the old fart says, but in his heart he is happy, and the way of heaven is really fair! Although this kid's cultivation qualifications are good, does this brain's reflex ability... Uh, hey, hey....

"That's, old fart! Let's let the others go first, the only main question now is, how to fart without tearing your pants apart? Don't tell me to take my pants off! ”

Dahu kept paying attention to the changes in the expression of the fart old man with his divine sense as he spoke, and after looking at the fart old's gloomy expression, the big tiger knew that this guy might have to say something like taking off his pants and farting again, so the big tiger explained in advance.

"As for this problem..., there is really no good way to do it at present, with your current ability, you can't control the output of energy in your body at all, that is, the size of the energy mass of the fart you let out. I remember that at that time, at least after reaching the cultivation of foundation building, I could control the amount of energy, so what about it! I think the best thing to do is if you don't wear pants, well, no pants! ”

After the old fart finished speaking, he briefly emphasized it again.

"Ah..., Zhuji, don't wear pants yet, that's not good, it's not a primitive society, the era of bare butts is still in the past, and now it's a society that pays attention to civilization, quality, and morality, I'm an outstanding young man in the new century, I can't do without pants, so this way of not wearing pants is Ouwo! However, this foundation can be considered! Ass, in your eyes, when will I get to the level of foundation building? ”

Dahu directly denied not wearing pants, and then began to think about ways to build a foundation.

"This, this! It will vary from person to person, with your current situation..., well, I estimate that it will take at least one hundred and eighty years, because the further you cultivate this thing, the more difficult it becomes, and the spiritual power it requires will increase gradually, don't look at you now that you have taken the dog food luck, and you have reached the third level of qi cultivation in one fell swoop, but it is difficult to say about the cultivation in the future! ”

Fart Zun explained.

"What! One hundred and eighty years, you and I will be the eighth king of ten thousand years! It's still a thousand-year-old turtle! Not to mention a hundred years, even if I live for another eighty years, I am not sure, forget it, this method will not work. Old! You're trying to figure out a better way for me! ”

After hearing what the old fart said, the big tiger was deceitful for a while, and finally pleaded with a bitter face.

"Well, no! Nope! ”

The old fart shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Alas!"

The big tiger sighed deeply and left.

……

"I said Wang Jianxue, class leader, that Li Dahu should also come to work today!"

The mortal looked at Wang Jianxue and asked after drinking a bowl of millet porridge in the cafeteria.

"Well, almost, it should be here today."

Wang Jianxue replied.

"Yes, Wang Ban, you said that there are only a few people in our class, he Li Dahu is on vacation, and his post is not a few of us who take turns to be on duty for him!" 、

Zhang Chao also said with a depressed face.

"Alright, let's eat it! All this is the arrangement of the Xing team, I can't help it, if anyone is complaining, go directly to the Xing team! ”

Wang Jianxue had no choice but to move Xing Hui out, and the rest of the people had to keep silent when they heard the words.

"Alas, mortal, how is your netizen chatting?"

Su Hu stuffed half of the fritters into his mouth and asked vaguely.

"Well, we met at Forest Park at six o'clock this afternoon, but I don't know if it's a beauty! But it sounds like it's nice. ”

Mortals heard that there was a little smugness. After all, among these security guards, he is the only mortal who chatted with a female netizen on the Internet, and the others are some wood, and they simply don't know how to talk about love at all.

A table of five people, the rest of the four people couldn't help but show envy after hearing the words of mortals, in this society with a developed network, especially those online dating films and television on TV, so that these young soldiers who have just retired from the army have an indescribable yearning for online dating.

"That's great, if you can, invite her to us in the evening! We picked her up and showed me my housekeeping skills. Yes....... ”

As soon as Yang Huiyu heard that the netizens who were mortals also came to the spirit, he suggested on the side.

"Yes, yes, please come to our dormitory, so that we can check for you, I heard that the current girl! It's all very open, in case you yourself don't know the true face of Lushan in Lushan, then what should you do! ”

"Yes, Zhang Chao is right, we are brothers, and we have the obligation and responsibility to take care of you."

Yang Huiyu also agreed.

The most common topic of conversation between this man is women, women! The mysterious yearning of men is an existence that can never be explored clearly, even the emperor Lao Er in ancient times, who had so many concubines and beauties, did not understand what happened to women until he died.

There is also a famous temple host, and when he was dying, he said, "What is the comparison!" "Famous people from all over the world began to study this Shakespeare, and in the end they didn't come up with a reason, it is said that an old farmer left the mystery behind, of course, everyone already knows this mystery, and I will not repeat it here.

"Alright, mortals, don't pay attention to these guys, you go about your own after work, don't listen to them, I see! They were greedy, and after they were brought over carefully, they were colored green by these guys. Hahaha......"

After Wang Jianxue listened to the conversation between these guys, he immediately started joking, and the last table burst into laughter because of Wang Jianxue's words.

"What's the matter! So happy? Are you so happy to know that I'm back today? ”

Dahu knew that his holiday had arrived, so he no longer talked about farting with the fart, so he had to trot all the way back to the company, just before the time for breakfast, so Dahu rushed to the cafeteria to eat some breakfast, but just in time for Wang Jianxue, the table was laughing, so he stepped forward and asked.