Some things are explained as a cover-up, and the cover-up will undoubtedly become a fact. The most haode way to deal with jealous women is my approach: I completely ignored the eighth sister behind me, but pushed open the glass door and came directly to Wang Lili, took the other party in my arms, kissed it fiercely, and let the other party's pink fist hit me on the back.

That is, the first few punches were more forceful, and then as the strength of my wet kiss continued to increase, Wang Lili's fists were lighter than a little, to zuihou, this girl not only didn't hammer me, but also cooperated with me wholeheartedly.

In fact, many male readers who have objects often quarrel with their girlfriends, this is not terrible, after all, quarrel is healthier, what to say, even if it is noisy, it is also a way to solve it.

When the girl scolded: "You have a nervous disorder! When saying such words, remember that as a gentleman of quality, you must keep smiling, and then reply to the other party very casually and affectionately: "I have you!" "It is estimated that after the other party scolds, there will be no more...

Or possessive male readers, when you find out that your woman is having an affair with other men, as long as you don't have a physical affair, you don't have to go violent, especially don't expose it in front of everyone.

When your girlfriend laughs and laughs with other boys and snubs you, you stare at you in anger and make a stinky face. Doing so will only make you lose your grace, and it will also make your women look down on you even more, you must know that women are very strange animals, and the more you care too much, the easier it is to lose.

The correct thing to do is to interrupt their conversation, say to your girlfriend seriously and firmly, "You come out for a moment", then take her to the hallway, or to a secluded place, press her against the wall, kiss her fiercely, and then whisper in her ear: "I'm sorry, I'm jealous, dear!" This is the master of masters, and it depends on how much the reader can learn.

Just when the two of us kissed in the dark, fireworks and meteors, the eighth sister coughed lightly, which reminded me that there were still people outside. So, I reluctantly let go of Wang Lili, and kissed her lightly on her forehead, nose tip and mouth like a dragonfly, and then said to her: "Wife, I love you!" ”

Wang Lili's face was flushed and twisted, and then she whispered: "When will I eat, I'm starving to death." ”

"Go now, but you'll have to change your clothes, and you'll only be able to show me this one later, you know?" Speaking of zuihou, I gently scratched Wang Lili's nose.

Seeing that the other party nodded happily and agreed, and jumped up to the second floor to change clothes, I let out a sigh of relief, turned back to the eighth sister and said, "Fortunately, the little master has profound skills, otherwise it would be really easy to plant here today." ”

The eighth sister looked at me with a smile and didn't speak, until I threw a wink at her, and then said slowly: "The next time there is any difficulty, I have to tell me as soon as possible, and I will use the fastest speed to order~~ Like." ”

This Nima's answer is too undisciplined and has no lower limit, but it seems that I have learned another trick, quack!

After Wang Lili finished changing her clothes and went downstairs, the three of us drove two cars to the Lanzhou ramen restaurant in front of the station.

In the car, Wang Lili counted me down one by one, hoping that I could learn to drive as soon as possible, because this is a skill that must be possessed as a man. I can only deal with each other with "yes, yes, yes, yes".

I thought to myself: Modern men are really difficult to do, and it hurts to be a man! It's a coachman when you go out, it's a guy when you go in, it's a picker when you go shopping, and it's not necessarily a husband when you go to bed! The little brother must also wear work clothes to work!

I found a parking space in the square, and the three of them walked to the ramen restaurant, ordered three bowls of ramen, and just when I was about to move the chopsticks, I heard the eighth sister shout in a tangled voice: "Waiter, come here." ”

After the waiter came over, the eighth sister stared into the other party's eyes and asked, "weishenme, I only have one piece of beef slices in my bowl, and there are three slices in the bowl of the two of them?" ”

"Wait a minute." The waiter really didn't get used to her temper, and after saying this, he ran directly into the back kitchen, not much work, carrying a kitchen knife in his left hand and chopsticks in his right hand, and returned to the eighth sister's side again.

"What do you want to do?" The eighth sister asked vigilantly, I also held my ramen with one hand, and Wang Lili's ramen with the other hand, if the other party wanted to be rough, I would directly raise two bowls of ramen on the other party's face.

"Don't be nervous." As the waiter spoke, he picked up the ramen noodles in the bowl of the eighth sister, and then pressed it on the edge of the bowl and sliced it twice, and the original piece of beef instantly became three slices. "Please slow down!" After the waiter finished his job, he said very politely to the eighth sister, and then returned to the back kitchen with the guy.

This made me laugh at Wang Lili, and the noodles in my mouth were so hung that they squirted out of my nostrils. Although the eighth sister was very helpless, the problem was that she only asked the other party about the amount of beef, not the volume of beef, so she had to finish the ramen in the bowl with a wry smile.

When the three of us went back to pick up the car, we found that the square was promoting something, and we were not in a hurry anyway, especially the eighth sister was better to join in the fun, so she pulled the two of us into the crowd.

As soon as I looked at the host A Feng in the audience, I knew that the merchants who held this promotion lacked eyes, because they were all in the wedding circle, and who didn't know who. And Ah Feng has always been known as a rogue host, with him, this line and program must be undisciplined.

Sure enough, I saw that this thing first said a few yellow jokes, and then picked up an ugly pressure cooker, made a word puzzle, and promised to answer the person who came up, and immediately rewarded the pressure cooker.

I was guessing the answer, and I saw Wang Lili quickly using a smartphone to Baidu to ask the other party's question, no matter how fast the human brain is, the computer is not as fast, but Wang Lili successfully answered the other party's question correctly and came to the stage to accept the award.

The host A Feng said that Wang Lili was so lucky, this pot is worth more than 300, balabala's, anyway, it's a shameless flattery. After Ah Feng finished speaking, Wang Lili did not thank her, but grabbed the microphone and shouted to the audience: Fifty yuan, who wants it? I sell (this Nima is too unrestrained)! The audience instantly became silent, and the face of the host A Feng became like peeing and forking. Then Wang Lili turned her head to Ah Feng and said, "Look, no one wants fifty yuan, don't fool the people here." After finishing speaking, he threw the broken pot on the stage and walked towards me, and everyone in the audience applauded! I saw Ah Feng pointing at me with his hand, and I smiled wryly and pulled Eighth Sister and Wang Lili to quickly leave the crowd. I know, the beam between me and Ah Feng is a knot!

Just listen to Ah Feng behind him, holding the microphone and still explaining to the audience, this pot is said by experts, how to be good, but unfortunately, Ya forgot, the current expert is a grass animal, which looks like a grass mud horse. Features: Verbal, false, obscene, easy to fart, exudes the smell of a dung pit, no grass grows in a radius of several zhang around, the person who smells it is blind, deaf in both ears, confused in thinking, black and white upside down, vigorous life, and death can be resurrected. It has been classified as the highest level of scourge to humans in the biological world, up to the twelfth level of disability.

to be continued