A short old man walked in with a backpack, a Qing Dynasty round hat, a navy blue robe, and a pair of old-fashioned round sunglasses. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Uncle Sun, it's really time for you to come back." Seeing the old man, July and a half breathed a sigh of relief, he had never seen Uncle Sun so cordial.

The old man's surname was Sun, but Seven and a Half didn't know what his full name was. Uncle Sun is not the owner of the spirit house, but really a bookkeeper. The owner of the spirit house is away all the year round and rarely comes back, and no one knows what he's doing outside.

Syllable!

There was a loud slap, don't look at Uncle Sun's short height of less than one meter, but he jumped quite high, and hit the back of the head of Qiyue at once.

"Ouch...... What are you hitting me for! "Uncle Sun has always been very painful when beating people, and his palm print is the most painful broken palm in the legend.

"As a clerk in the spirit house, it is really a shame for the spirit house to use such a depraved thing as a mobile phone." After seven and a half months, Uncle Sun put his hands back on his cuffs, and the moment he turned around, he seemed to have changed a mask, his face was no longer stern, and he looked at the fat man with a smile.

"This guest, you are a demon who has entered the body, and you have lived in your dantian to absorb the essence, once the essence is absorbed, you will die! But don't worry, fortunately you came early, if it was three days late, I wouldn't have been able to save you. ”

"Master save my !!" Hearing this, the fat man knelt down all of a sudden, and bowed his head with his hands stretched out.

"Hehehehe...... Don't worry, since you met me, it's fate. Well, this ghost is a bit of a problem...... It's going to take a lot of effort to get it. So...... This oops...... This fee has to be a bit high......" Uncle Sun still smiled treacherously, he really deserved to be Mr. Ledger, and quickly turned the topic to money in a few sentences.

"Is 500 enough?" As soon as he heard the money, the fat man immediately stretched out five fingers, with a proud look, as if 500 was a big number.

Hearing this, Uncle Sun's face suddenly became extremely serious.

"Seven and a half months, send off." After saying that, Uncle Sun turned his head and was about to leave.

"Alas, alas! Master, please stay! I'll add money! The fat man was not stupid, and understood that he was giving less, so he hurriedly asked.

As soon as he heard the money, Uncle Sun immediately stopped, his face changed again, and he turned to look at the fat man with a smile, his eyes were not like looking at people, but at gold.

"That's it, young man, what do you say you can do for 500 yuan now, you have to do more than 10,000 abortions, you say it's right, not to mention that you are still a ghost, those hospitals can't do it at all, only I can do it." In this way, who let Lao Sun and I have a good heart, and seeing that you are not a rich person, I will not charge you 50 million, give you a discount, and charge you 5 million. ”

5 million?! I haven't even seen 50,000 in my life in the seventh and a half years, but Uncle Sun is 5 million in one mouth?!

"Poof!"

July and a half were drinking water, and they couldn't hold back a mouthful of water and squirted it all on Uncle Sun's head.

Syllable!

There was another crisp sound, and Uncle Sun took out an abacus from his cuff and slapped it on Qiyue's face, and then calmly took out a handkerchief and wiped his face.

"I ...... I don't have that much money...... I only have 50,000 yuan of money...... "As an otaku, how can a fat man have 5 million?" Generally, only people who have no money will stay at home every day and do not go out to be accompanied by the second yuan, and they will stay at home if they have no money!

"Alas, who let us have a fate, I will make an exception and give you a 0.1% discount, and I will charge you 50,000 yuan." Uncle Sun sighed, looking very helpless, this discount is really not ordinary......

Seven and a half knew best in his heart that Lingwu had never taken over more than 5,000 yuan of work, at least not in the three years he had been there. The reason why I say that is just like a store promotion is to mark a high price and cross it out, and then write a surprise price to make people feel very cheap. However, Uncle Sun has such a low-level speech skill, it is estimated that the fat man will not be fooled.

"Huh?! Are you sure?! Thank you so much, Master! As long as you can help me get rid of the baby in my belly, I will definitely give all my money to you, the master! "Who knew that Seven and a Half was wrong again, it was such a low-level speech, and the fat man really believed it...... But after thinking about it, being able to treat a beer belly as a pregnant fat person has a problem with IQ.

"Ahem, that's good, but before taking the job, there are some rules in our store, and you must know about it."

"Master, please speak!"

"First, it takes seven days to prepare and investigate after the store takes over, you may accept it?"

"But...... Didn't you say before that I only had three days? The fat man looked at Uncle Sun with a blank expression.

July sneered in his heart, hum, now he slapped himself in the face, right? You can forget what you just said, I see how you round.

"Ahem...... I mean, you're three days late, isn't there only four days left to prepare? Four days is certainly not enough. "It's destined to be impossible to see jokes in the middle of July, Uncle Sun is cunning and cunning, how can he let him succeed?

"Oh, I see, Master, please continue." The fat man looked like he had suddenly realized.

"Second, the ghost that was caught belongs to our store."

There are no ghosts in this world at all, so this should just be Uncle Sun's trickery, but when he heard this, the fat man hesitated for a moment, and groaned slightly, and then he suddenly nodded as if he had made up his mind.

"Good! It's useless if I want to come, I'll give it to you! ”

"Well, this is the third, remember to give a five-star praise and forward it to the circle of friends after the matter is completed." Hearing this, July and a half suddenly realized that the simple advertisement was sent by Uncle Sun, thinking about it this way, who else can do that rough design and frizzy writing?

"That's fine!" The fat man readily agreed.

"This is the last and most important point...... Whether this job can be taken or not depends on this one. Uncle Sun smiled slyly, although he hadn't said anything yet, he had already guessed what this last one was.

"Master, please speak!" The fat man didn't know what it was, and listened carefully with a serious face.

"If we take any job, we have to pay a deposit of 40% first, and then pay 60% after the work is completed." As expected, this last point is really asking for money! Because the first three rules of the store are not fixed, only this last one is fixed!

"But...... Master, I didn't bring that much money...... "The fat man is a little embarrassed, forty percent of fifty thousand, isn't it twenty thousand?! Who will run around with 20,000 cash every day? Except for the local tyrants.

"It doesn't matter, our store has a POS machine to support credit card, and WeChat Alipay can also press Applepay!" Uncle Sun suddenly changed his style, took out his mobile phone and POS machine, which immediately attracted strong contempt from seven and a half months, who just said that the Lingwu clerk used a mobile phone is degenerate? This not only has a mobile phone, but also a POS machine! This is a fall, a fall!

"Ouch!" However, Uncle Sun wouldn't give Qiban a chance to complain, and stepped heavily on Qiban's toes, grinning in pain.