For thousands of years, there has been no shortage of sages and celebrities in history who called on people not to believe in ghosts and gods, Confucius in ancient times was silent and strange and confused, and later there was science against superstition. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 However, the legend of demons and monsters has never disappeared in the history of mankind, and even in today's developed civilized society, the industry related to demons and monsters is still quietly hidden in the streets and alleys.

Chunxi Road in Chengdu is a bustling street, where the rent is expensive, but the passenger flow is also very large, and those who do business here basically do not lose money. Of course, it doesn't mean that doing business on this street is guaranteed to make a profit, and there is an old and deserted façade in a side alley.

The shop looks very old, and the traditional style of ancient Chinese architecture has been preserved from the exterior decoration to the interior furnishings.

The old is not the reason why this store is deserted, the reason why it is deserted, in addition to the slightly remote location, the main reason is because of the store itself.

It doesn't sell food, it doesn't sell clothing, and it doesn't even sell alcohol.

An ancient plaque at the head of the store, with two large characters gilded on it

- Spiritual House!

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No guests have come in for almost a month, let alone any business.

Seven and a half is not the owner of this shop, he is just a hard worker who has lost his memory after being picked up by the boss. Although there is no business, the store has to open on time every day, and I have been in Lingwu for more than three years in July and a half, and I have never understood what the store I am in is all about.

If you want to talk about playing evil, the spirit house does not tell fortunes or read feng shui, and if you want to be serious, the spirit house does not sell anything. It wasn't until July and a half recently watched a Japanese anime called "Gintama", which featured a shop called Manshiya, that he finally understood what kind of store he was working for. In the past three years, as long as he can earn money, he has done it for half a year, and he is the only one who does it.

"Welcome!"

Just when July was half bored and scrolling Weibo, the doorbell at the door rang, and the mechanical female voice was not good, but it meant that someone had come in.

I didn't raise my head in the middle of July, because Uncle Sun only went out not long ago, with the deserted level of the Spirit House, how could there be guests? Presumably, it can only be Uncle Sun coming back.

This time July and a half really thought wrong, although the spirit house was deserted, but occasionally there were really guests.

"You...... Hello...... I've heard you can catch ghosts here......"

When I heard an unfamiliar voice in the middle of July, I raised my head, and what appeared in front of me was a big fat man, who cowered in his movements, and his clothes were full of various anime characters, and he looked like an otaku.

"Listen to whom?" As soon as the fat man said this, he remembered that when he was just picked up by the boss, the boss seemed to say that the job of the spirit house was to exorcise demons and catch ghosts. However, in the past three years, I have not received any ghost catching work in July and a half, but I have received no less than 100 pieces of work to catch cats and dogs.

"Circle of Friends...... The fat man quickly took out a 5.5-inch copycat large-screen mobile phone and handed it over.

July looked at it with half empty eyes, yo, there was really an advertisement for the spirit house, and I saw that it was written.

Have you been having trouble lately?

Have you been walking at night lately, do you always feel like someone is following you?

Have you had anything supernatural happening around you lately?

Doubt it! That's right! You're a ghost!

What are you waiting for?! Come to the Spirit House! The price is fair, and there is no deception, to help you solve all difficulties!

Address: Chengdu Chunxi Road XXXXX

"Who the hell sent this humble advertisement......" July squinted his eyes and touched his chin, muttering to himself, anyway, this advertisement has nothing to do with him.

"Did you meet a ghost?" Hold your head up, no matter who sends the advertisement, but the spirit house is rich and must be earned, oh no, it is responsive.

"Hey! Didn't you notice something unusual about me? As soon as the fat man heard the question of July and a half, he suddenly became serious for some reason, and he also learned to be hilarious from the Japanese, but listening to the tone of this speech, it should be a second disease......

Qibanyan carefully looked the fat man up and down, and didn't find anything abnormal, if you have to say that there is, I don't know if there is anything abnormal in the fat man's brain...... But he couldn't say that about the guests, so he shook his head and said no.

The fat man looked serious, and swallowed and foamed at the mouth.

"Me! Bosom! Pregnancy! Finish! ”

"You're a woman?!" This time, July was almost jumped up in shock, this fat man didn't look like a woman, whether it was the roughness of his voice or the roughness of his appearance. However, it is not possible to think about it, after all, in today's society, it is difficult to distinguish gender based on appearance alone.

"I'm a man!" The fat man was in a hurry all of a sudden, and it seemed that he didn't mind if others said he was a woman.

"Ahem...... Excuse me...... How can a man get pregnant? Seven and a half coughed awkwardly twice, everyone knows that pregnancy is a woman's patent.

"That's why I said I hit a ghost! Listen to me, one night seven months ago, I dreamed that I was by a handsome guy, and after that my belly got bigger and bigger! Without waiting for July and a half to ask, the fat man told everything himself.

"This must be a strange disease...... Didn't you go to the doctor? "Half of July took out his phone and began to look up the news related to the man's pregnancy.

"Looked."

"What did the doctor say?"

"The doctor said it was called a beer belly, and I was told to lose weight."

July raised his head silently, and 10,000 grass and mud horses ran wildly in his heart, and I said how could there be a ghost catching job in the spirit house, it turned out that this fat man was here to trick me!

"But I'm sure I'm not a beer belly! I often feel something moving in my stomach! You have to trust me! The fat man didn't seem to be as stupid as Seven and a Half thought, and after seeing his expression, he knew what Seven and a Half was thinking, so he rushed to answer again.

At this time, his heart collapsed, and he thought to himself, what else is moving? It's, isn't it...... But as a literate clerk, July and a half can't say what is in his heart.

"That may just be a strange disease, you see, there is a lot of news about men getting pregnant on the Internet!" Flipping through the web page, July and a half showed the fat man his search results.

But the fat man obviously didn't agree with Qi-a-half's statement, and his face changed instantly, and he only heard him roar loudly.

"What a bullshit house! You're not going to catch ghosts at all! I won't just say it! What kind of cowhide to brag about in advertising! I spent two bucks on the bus! Walked a full 333 steps! 7% of the electric navigation was scrapped and came over! Look! Look! Take a good look! The battery is red! Only 19% left!! ”

The fat man roared as he took out his mobile phone and turned on the pedometer to show the number of steps and the percentage of power to Qihal.

When I met such a guest, I had a half-dead heart in July, and 7% of the electricity was wasted and 19% was left, which was when he went out, and the electricity was not full! However, as a well-educated clerk, July and a half will not speak from the heart.

"Welcome!"

Before he could speak, the doorbell rang again, and an old voice floated over.

"What a heavy demonic spirit, guest, you are a ghost."