People are inherently dead, and they will enter the funeral home after death, but when Da Skill said this, Xu You suddenly felt a cool breeze, and couldn't help but tremble, and subconsciously stayed away from Da Skill. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As soon as it gets dark, he doesn't dare to go out, and he took the wrong medicine today, since he wants to accompany him to the place where the dead are gathered, there must be a demon when things go wrong, and he must let a few other people come back to check if there is a problem with his big ability.

I was resistant and didn't want to go to the funeral home, but the four-year brotherhood made it difficult for Xu You to refuse.

Woowoowoo......

The mobile phone vibrate, and Xu Yuru, who was at a loss, was like getting rid of his burden, and he could finally get rid of Chu Chu's pitiful ability.

"Wait, I'll answer a call." Xu You grabbed the phone and rushed out of the dormitory, leaving his big skills alone to look at the reply on the computer screen about the funeral home sent to him.

"Inheriting the Chinese millennium metaphysics, ghosts and spirits, demons and evil worship, ghosts and ghosts, feng shui, strange fortunes, witch doctors, tomb digging, archaeological discoveries, and secret ...... Zeng Da is now specially appointed as the director of the funeral home. ”

The reply said a lot, I didn't remember anything, I only remembered the five words "funeral director", how could the curator not even conduct an interview, is there such an urgent shortage of funeral talents, but directly recruiting myself to be a stunned young man who doesn't know anything is completely fantastical, and fools know that there is a danger in it.

"This must be which bastard is teasing himself, but the reply asks to go to the funeral home tomorrow to work, and the address, phone number and other contact information are clearly marked, whether it is true or false, you can find out when you call and ask."

Pluck up the courage and give it a go, anyway, you won't die if you make a phone call, the identity of the curator, the monthly salary is 18,000, the annual salary is 200,000, the pie falling from the sky is too big, it is difficult for Xu You to refuse, and the adventurous spirit in human nature makes him pick up his mobile phone.

"Wait, you wait."

A thunderous shout erupted in the quiet bedroom, and the frightened Tianling Gai jumped three times, feeling that countless figures were shaking in front of him, and suddenly the world was spinning, and the heavenly gods, demons, demons, and ghosts emerged in his mind, each of them wanted to kill and eat themselves, and the great ability knew that he was really blinded by lard, and since he wanted to be the director of the funeral home.

The sudden shouting scared Da Jian to death, and Dong Xiaogou, Xu You, Brother Feng, and the four of them didn't know what to do at once.

received a call from Xu You, saying that something had happened to Da Jian, and the brothers who took care of each other on weekdays rushed back to the dormitory without hesitation, but when they entered the dormitory, they saw Da Jian staring at the computer screen in a dementia, and it was three hours at a glance, they didn't dare to disturb Da Jian, just quietly stood behind him and browsed the email.

The funeral director has an income of more than 10,000 yuan, no matter how you look at it, it is difficult to find employment for many scammers to provide an opportunity to cheat, it is to seize the psychology of some college students who are eager to find a job, and set up a lot of traps.

"It's crazy, we have to help him." The eldest cousin said sadly.

"I asked him to mess with me, but he just won't, poor self-esteem, I want to have his self-esteem too."

Dong Xiaopu, who spoke, was formerly known as Dong Yunwei, he actually admired his big skills very much, liberal arts students studied science, studied hard for four years, never failed the course, graduated successfully, he actually wanted to find a job to make a career, but he knew most of his skills, he was the first in his grade, if he didn't have a good father, he should be as anxious as his big ability to hang himself.

"You better wake people up first, I see that he is hungry, I see that he eats a steamed bun every day, which is also forced, otherwise who will go to the funeral home to find a job." Brother Feng, a prospective graduate student, made instant noodles while talking, and he was timid but very strong.

Brother Feng's original name was Xu Feng, he was a rural child like a big skill, and he could understand the mood of big ability, if he finished college with the strength of the whole family, but he didn't find a job, he couldn't get ahead, no matter what, he was a failure, he couldn't face his parents, he couldn't face his parents and fellow villagers, he could only return to his hometown and shine on the lintel, and he could never fail.

"Don't say it, pinch people, we must persuade well, we can't persuade him, let's go with him, there are many people, and we are not afraid of fighting."

Xu Yu pinched the person with great ability, felt the pain of drilling his heart, and the mess in his mind subsided like a tide, and the whole made people sober up, opened his eyes, and looked at the four monster-like heads above his head.

"Ah, are you human or ghost, how do I feel that I know you."

Although his mind is in a mess, he can hear every word they say clearly, his family is poor and white, he relies on student loans to study, he relies on odd jobs for his living expenses, and his clothes and so on are basically given to him by his bedroom brothers, and he is about to graduate and have to repay student loans, his mother is seriously ill, and the pressure of life makes his big ability breathless.

"Is this idiot really crazy? No way! ”

Several people present were stunned and chuckled in their hearts, but when they saw a slight smile on the corner of their mouths, the four of them realized that they had been tricked.

"Damn, you're playing tricks." Get up for Lao Tzu, let's give us a good beating.

"Bastard, Lao Tzu wets you with a bucket of noodles." Xu Feng sent the soaked instant noodles to Da Skill, and quietly watched Da Skill gobble it up.

The night was thick, and there was no rage of games in the dormitory, but everyone was lying in bed, chatting about the last sleeper talk, at this moment they didn't want to talk about the future, just talking, talking about their unknown things.

"It is said that the red face is a disaster, my first love caused me a disaster, but I am still full of gratitude to her, if it is not for her departure, I will not learn from the pain, the civil servant looks very good."

Xu You leisurely talked about the inspirational stories that happened to him and everyone was already familiar with them.

"I won't say it, there are countless courses in four years of college, to be honest, I am a rich second generation, I don't show off my wealth, I don't bully people, I just love to pick up girls, Xu You has the opportunity to introduce you to a Bingqing Yujie." Dong Xiaopu: Show off a little bit and comfort Xu Yu by the way.

", playboys are not qualified to talk about love, it's better to be a big cousin, now they're all bosses, I still have to study hard in school for three years, can graduate students really find a good job." Xu Feng once again sighed about life.

"Don't talk about it, listen to the big skill, what do you have to say to everyone, this is our last talk, I will go back to my hometown tomorrow, I don't know when we will be able to meet again."

The eldest cousin Xu Bin said and quietly wiped away his tears, his own business all relied on the brothers in the dormitory, Dong Xiaogou lent him money, Xu Yu and Da Skill, Xu Feng and Cao Dashen promoted themselves on the Internet, these are firmly in his heart, now only the big ability does not belong, he must help him well, otherwise he will feel uneasy.

"Cao Dashen has a live broadcast tonight, I don't know when he will come back, you can talk about your big skills." Xu You quietly patted the head of the bed next door.

Listening to their words, I didn't say a word about my big ability, I never had an ideal, everything was arranged by my mother, I suffered for four years in college for graduation, I didn't expect that I would be more painful after graduation, the pressure became greater, and I hoped that I would never grow up.

"I want to thank you first, I often eat your clothes and wear yours, I remember your kindness all my life, I must try it tomorrow, whether he is a scam or not, anyway, I believe in my own life, this sentence is also what my father often said to me when he was still alive."

Da Gong said, tears in his eyes couldn't stop flowing, he may be unlucky, but he is definitely not the most unlucky, so what reason do I have to be sad.

"Great ability, I heard you say that your family has been Taoist priests for generations, and it will be broken in your generation, if you can manage the ancestral industry, now the country is focusing on the development of cultural industries, from this point of view, your development potential is huge." The eldest cousin encouraged.

"Great ability, my life is in my absence, what do you think of your life, I see that you are full of Yintang and fat ears, you must be a blessed person." Xu Feng learned to tell fortunes and said with a smile.

"I am a yin and yang life, between yin and yang, I have asked a fortune teller to calculate it, but the fortune teller knows that I am a yin and yang life and avoids it, probably a kind of murderous or rotten life, otherwise I would not be so unlucky."

The big ability knows that his bad luck has always been very prosperous, just chased a girl the next day the girl died in a car accident, the people he likes are basically dead, according to the grandfather's yin and yang are destined, is he destined to be a lone star of destiny, Ke Qin murder, but the great ability to receive higher education does not believe in fate.