Every graduation season, the graduating college students are busy, busy to end the relationship of several years in college, busy to start a career, but now college students are more into the cow, which can make the old and young masters, big brothers and sisters who can't find a job are about to hang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, mom, don't worry, your son is very good, he will definitely be able to find a job, Mom, I'll hang up first, I'll be ready to go to the interview later, I will definitely become rich and handsome, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life."

Da Skill hid in the corner and talked cautiously, he was the only one of the six people in the dormitory who didn't get a job, the remaining five people were stimulated to be admitted to the civil service, a rich second generation was waiting for graduation to go home to take over the family company, a nerd was admitted to graduate school, one started his own business and has now become a small boss, and one has become a game anchor without a figure all day long, anyway, the five people are all mixed like dogs, only the big ability has achieved nothing, which makes him begin to doubt life.

The original name of the great ability was Zeng Da ability, except that the name is not ordinary, his appearance is average, his height is average, his talent is average, in short, everything on his body is summarized in two words: general.

"If people are as their name suggests, how good it would be, if I really have great ability, I also submitted more than a thousand resumes and didn't even hear back, do I really want to go home to do the ancestral business, then what's the use of studying in college by myself."

Thinking in his heart, he had the ability to sort out the half-old suit given to him by the rich second generation, and he always had to dress up like a dog if he wanted to find a job, this is a society that looks at image and temperament, he is too ordinary, and he has never succeeded in chasing girls in his entire reading career, and he blamed a reason.

It's all fate!

"Big skill, come here, there is your email on the computer, it seems to be from a company, hurry up, maybe your work has been settled." It was the would-be civil servant Xu Yu who spoke.

Because the family is poor, Da You has always used his roommate's computer, and when he heard Xu You's shout, Da Jian was overjoyed, but this is a cool breeze on a hot day, which makes people feel refreshed, but as soon as they opened the email, Xu You and Da Jian both gasped and almost didn't fall out of their eyes.

"Send it to the funeral home."

Funeral home, is there any mistake, I have never voted for a funeral home, when I think of the funeral home, when I think of the cold corpse, when I think of the white cloth, when I think of the gloomy and terrifying morgue, I feel that my hair is upside down, and I am in a cold sweat.

"Mistake, big ability, this is definitely a mistake, this resume was sent to you, seeing that you can't find a job and have insomnia all night, I will use a software to vote your resume in groups, I didn't expect it to be cast to the funeral home."

Xu You was a little embarrassed, but Da Skill knew that Xu Yu had good intentions, and even the rich second-generation Dong Xiaogou said that he would let Da Ability work in his family business, but Da Skill, this person does not fight for steamed buns, is he just such a wretch, and he doesn't believe that he is inferior to others all his life.

"Thanks, at least prove that I'm still useful, click on it."

If you have the previous ability to find a job and kill you will not choose to give the dead people a related business, this is a matter of face, the most important thing is that the big ability is timid, just imagine the funeral home he almost peed his crotch, if he really went, he would be scared to death, and he couldn't let the tragedy happen again at home.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is to do things for the living, and the other is to do things for the dead, but the world's views on these two kinds of people are very different, perhaps because people are afraid of death, so they have an extra layer of vision for the living who do things for the dead, and how many people in today's society are willing to be mortuaries and engage in the dead people's business.

It is the prejudice of the world, funeral homes have been short of people for a long time, and under the market economy, the salary level of funeral homes is several times higher than the average salary, which is one of the reasons why Xu Yu clicked on the email.

"You really want to see, do you really want to go, you have to think about it, are you sick, I'll take you to see a doctor."

Xu You asked incredulously, it is difficult to find a girlfriend when working in a funeral home, and now you can't find a job to find it slowly, if a man enters the wrong business, it will affect a lifetime, and he must have been stimulated by the great ability to be timid as a mouse.

"I'm not sick, don't be prejudiced against your profession."

Da Skill has been beating the drum in his heart when he said this, in fact, he is a person with very serious professional bias, this has been there since he was a child, and he can't change it, but fate is how to play tricks on people, according to the words that Da Skill often says, this is fate.

When he was born, his grandfather calculated a hexagram for him, saying that he was a yin and yang life, and then he didn't come up and died, but his mother didn't believe in the big ability, and let the big ability study hard since he was a child, learn atheism, learn Marxist materialism, don't talk about God all day long, give a big god stick, and cheat.

Yin and Yang life, the great ability to ask his dead father, but before he got an answer, his father returned to the West in an accident, leaving a regret, but as a reserve party member, the great ability to firmly believe in communism, for the family ancestral industry handed down by him as a culture to inherit, but those cheats in the family are now suppressed and sealed by his mother, and he has only seen it once in his memory, that is, the time when his father died.

"18,000 months, my obedient, official business is only less than 3,000 a month, doing funerals to make so much money, I want to apply for the job now."

Xu You's staggering, this month's income is too scary for a college student who has just graduated, this is the benefit of prejudice, this is the price of prejudice.

"Otherwise, if you accompany me to the interview, sooner or later you will come to the funeral home, then you will accompany me, and I will go alone."

Da Jian looked frightened, and grabbed Xu Youyang and begged, he was really scared, but he still wanted to go to the funeral home, if nothing else, he wanted to learn about the yin and yang life from the neurotic masters in the funeral home, how could it be that his bad luck for many years was fate, so what about his own life, he needed to ask for an explanation to comfort his injured heart.

The big skill is indeed unlucky, the family was originally a wealthy family, his grandfather calculated for himself that he died, his father was buried alive in the economic development of his hometown, and he was transferred to a university major, and he obviously applied for a Chinese major, but was thrown into a science and engineering major, and let a liberal arts student study science, this university management system can indeed be regarded as a supernatural.