I died, I died very simply, I thought that I would not be able to live without my family, but I didn't expect my wife to be very capable, not only was not defeated by my death, but held a funeral for me perfectly, so that I died happily and happily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At least I don't worry that my 80-year-old mother and three-year-old child will be displaced and have nothing to rely on. Therefore, after the first seven years, my ghost left this home in the yang world and ran to a new home in the underworld.

Although my wife is not a yin and yang family, she has capable people around her who can see me leaving. I thought she would tell me that she would find another man to continue her life, and that I would be in love with the underworld.

She didn't, she just silently looked at my soul body that dissipated with the fragrance, and didn't say a word. I don't know what she means, I just know that I don't want to leave her.

But I can't help it, black and white impermanence has already dragged my body forward with a hook of soul chains, and I don't have a magic body or anything, I can break someone's chain with both hands, and then continue to stay by my wife's side.

The goddess who was next to my wife saw that my wife didn't say anything, and she didn't make any moves. After all, she was invited by others at their expense, and she can't act rashly when people don't increase the cost of activities, which is not scientific.

The fragrance inserted in my divine position is getting weaker and weaker, and I am staying in the yang world less and less, I want to go back and talk to my wife or something, but my wife has no desire to communicate with me, I have no way to be enthusiastic alone, I can only watch my wife ignore me farther and farther away. I know the reason why she didn't want to pay attention to me, the main reason why I died so quickly was that I was too excited when I went to find the little slut of the ghost, and then I had an acute attack and died halfway through.

I can't blame myself for being too excited, just waiting for her for too long. She was a little slut I met on the Internet before my wife, and I originally planned to marry her as a wife, but she was too young and had not graduated from junior high school, and it would take seven or eight years to achieve positive results with her. And at that time, her eldest aunt came too much, and her temper was too weird, I couldn't stand her temper, so I broke up with her before marrying my current wife.

Later, they got together by chance, but if they wanted to abandon their current wife and marry her, they would have to wait another seven or eight years after she graduated from college. So the matter with her was delayed again and again, and I finally waited until I stepped into reality from the Internet to see her for the first time, but there was such a sudden death, I am quite sorry in my heart, and my wife is quite unwilling to pay attention to me.

It's just that the distance from the floor to the roof of the building makes me feel like the distance between heaven and earth, and my wife's figure is already blurry and invisible. Sometimes the time between life and death is really a matter of moments.

said goodbye to his wife, followed the black and white impermanence to the underworld, and found that there was not much difference between the underworld and the yang world. There is heaven and earth, and the only thing that does not have is the sun. Walking on the road, you can see a light in the sky, but you don't know where the light comes from.

I don't know why I still have memories when I died, probably because I haven't drunk Meng Po soup yet. It is said that after drinking Meng Po soup, you can forget your previous life and be reincarnated as a human being.

But I don't want to forget my previous life, and I don't want to be reincarnated as a human being. Damn, even if you are reincarnated with memories, it is very a bunker. The ghost slut is in her 20s, and I still have to go through the October pregnancy of my mother before I can be reincarnated as a human. Even if she is lucky, she is still a man after reincarnation, but the difference between her and her is more than 20 years old.

Even if she doesn't care about her age, she can't let me sleep in the same bed with her and make her my woman. The specifications and models are completely inappropriate, and it will take at least another twelve or thirteen years until everything is met.

When the time comes, everyone will be half-old, and I may not love others, and of course people may not fall in love with me. It's too risky, so I'm reluctant to do it.

Thinking of the fragments of some ghosts in ghost movies before his death, he can borrow the corpse to return the soul and continue to move in the yang world, and his mind is active, can he also operate in the same way, find a time to get on someone else's body, and then force the ghost to make future plans? Anyway, he wasn't a very good person in life, and it didn't matter much if he was a not very good ghost after death, and he never thought about becoming an immortal, so why should he ask himself to be a good gentleman?

It's just that if you want to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, there must be a premise, that is, the ghost stays in the underworld and preserves the memories of life, so that you can complete your set goal. But how do you do it?

I remember that when my mother was looking for someone to ask God, people who had been dead for decades could find out their upper body, and there must be a way to keep their memories in the underworld.

It's just that whether this method is above board or sneaky, and I don't know if I'm a newly dead ghost. I want to find an old ghost who has been dead for thousands of years on the road and ask the truth, but I occasionally see a few ghosts, and I see that there is black and white impermanence flashing far away, and there is no chance to get close to ask.

I don't know how long it will take to get to the temple of the dead where Meng Po is, but I know that I won't go on forever. If you don't want to be caught and reincarnated in a daze, you have to find a way to figure it out. But there is no information reference at all, think about it, decide to ask black and white impermanence.

I don't know what the outcome will be, but it's definitely better than not asking anything. If you ask, you will have a chance to get an answer, and if you don't ask, you will have no chance. Immediately plucked up his courage and asked in a low voice: "Hey, two ghost brothers, I want to ask something?" ”

The black and white impermanence two ghosts each held one end of the soul chain, one east and one west, jumping and jumping forward, never speaking and communicating on the way, listening to my question, stopping at the moment, turning to face my location, and not speaking.

I looked at these two ghosts in the dim light of the underworld, and found that they looked much like the ones on TV, both wearing pointed tricorne hats, spitting out long tongues like seven-star ladybugs, and their faces were colorless, holding chains in their left hands and soul hooking rods in their right hands. The clothes worn are similar to those of the Ming Dynasty, with big robes and long coats and trousers. The difference is that one is dressed in white and the other is dressed in black.

Although their image is not terrifying, I still feel furious when I see them. Thinking of his future sexual happiness, he decided to pluck up the courage to ask. At the moment, he learned to do the chivalrous men of the rivers and lakes, hugged his fists and saluted them, and then said with a sigh of relief: "Two big brothers, say hello to you." I'm a newly dead ghost, I don't know any of the rules of the rivers and lakes, I can't do anything like scattering plates, worshipping the dock, etc., please don't blame me if I offend. ”

The black and white impermanence was just poking there motionless like dead people, and I didn't know what kind of fresh radish skin they were playing. Seeing that they didn't move, I had to cautiously continue: "Some things are very uncomfortable in my heart, and if I don't spit it out, I will probably have a myocardial infarction and die violently. ”

I knew that if I didn't ask something, they probably wouldn't be able to speak, so I went on to say: "That's the case, when I was alive, I saw the elders looking for the goddess to ask the god, and I always saw the elders who had been dead for decades going up to the goddess to answer the questions of the Yang world, I want to ask if this is the goddess deceiving people or is it really on the body?" ”

After speaking, I wanted to take out a pack of three or five brand cigarettes from my coat pocket and give them one for each, so that they would always put on a cold dead fish face, which made people uncomfortable at first glance and sad when they touched it. But after touching it for a long time, I found that I didn't have more than one hair in my pocket, and I thought it was my wife who was still busy cleaning up my body at this time, and she didn't have time to burn something for me to use in the underworld.

At this time, Bai Wuchang spoke, only to hear his "hum" a shrill cry like a yellow bamboo pipe, and then heard his shrill voice floating in the underworld: "Yin and Yang have access to people, and there is no Buddha without the way of heaven." But if you go elsewhere in this life, you will find one in between two lives. ”

I was so confused that I didn't know what to say. Just when I thought that he had left a poem that could not be divulged for me to understand, the voice of black impermanence came to my ears, and although his voice was not like a weasel, it was worse than this. Because the voice of his voice seemed to rub against something, it made people feel that their teeth were sore, and they only heard him say: "Only the ghosts of people who have done good in one life and have not done much evil can stay in the underworld, and wait until all three generations have entered and left without worry." The wicked and the wicked cannot stay here and get the beauty of the underworld. ”

I listened to him express my heart's wishes, very happy, thinking that in my previous life, I had dug people's sweet potatoes when I was a child, stole the family's change, and when I grew up, I only occasionally did one or two negative things and strong people's daughters, although I can't be like those good people, I can wait for the three generations of children and grandchildren to arrive before reincarnating, I am a little evil, deduct most of the time spent in the underworld, and have a year and a half left, find a usable body to borrow the corpse to return the soul, and sleep the ghost chick and the beautiful woman who thinks about it day and night. I feel idle for everything else.

Holding back his excitement at the moment, he asked with a very flat look: "Then what procedures do I need to stay here to take care of my wife, children and family, and what do I need to do to qualify?" ”

Black impermanence glanced at me, and Bai Impermanence continued: "You are a murderer and a wicked person, and you are a ghost of murder, and if you stay in the underworld and become a ghost, you must also be a demon who destroys the souls, and you can't stay there." ”

Hei Wuchang shook his head and said: "If you want to enter the eighteenth layer of hell, you will be trapped in the sword mountain and sea of fire, you will not die or die, and you will not be able to live forever." ”

As soon as these words came out, my fiery heart was as cold as a dog, sister, when did I become a murderer and a wicked person? It's okay if I didn't kill people and set fires, it's like I fell in love with a few girls from good families, but in the end, people also love me and love to live and die, it's not a bad thing at all, how can I be a murderer and a wicked person.

Murderous death, what about murderous death? It's true that I died suddenly, but I don't have any resentment, I don't want to take revenge on the society, I don't want to isolate the people, I have a good mentality like the sun in the sky, how can I become a demon who is devastated?

Grass, whether the two ghosts of black and white impermanence have ever read a book, and they use idioms indiscriminately.