didn't believe that this was the truth, suppressed the fear and anger in his heart, and said in a half-joking, half-serious tone: "Big brother ghost, you are mistaken." Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info Although I am not the only innocent little virgin left after liberation, how good is it or a good person, you should have a relevant department similar to the Archives Bureau in the underworld to record everything I did during my lifetime. If so, kindly you look at my file, I have helped my grandmother cross the street, and I have picked up a penny to give to the police uncle, okay?

I am a good man with a great conscience, how can I say that a bad person is a bad person, and a murderer is a murderer? It's unscientific for you to do this, and it will kill a lot of people. ”

Hei Impermanence's tooth-souring voice sounded in my ears again: "You know in your heart whether it's good or bad, since you know that there is a department similar to your Yangshi Archives Bureau in your heart, you know how many times more evil things you have done than good things, so your fate has been decided by your previous life, and it is not something that you can solve by shouting injustices here." ”

Where am I willing to accept my fate like this, and immediately defended: "I'm not saying that the file you recorded is wrong, but I'm afraid that you will be negligent when you review my deeds during my lifetime, and you won't see my strengths and advantages, but just hold on to my little faults and treat me as a murderer and a wicked person."

I'll admit it's impossible for me to be too good, but it's definitely not too bad. Please take a look at my file again, I am definitely qualified to stay in Hades for a while......"

I thought that they would not have a temper when they were like dead ghosts, but I didn't expect that before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by Bai Wuchang and said: "It's already a sure thing, what nonsense are you talking about." Originally, I thought that you had done good deeds, let you stay in the underworld for a few days, and say a final goodbye to the people of the yang world, but since you questioned our Yin Si's incompetence, then you will immediately be thrown down to the eighteenth layer of hell. ”

When I heard this, my hair stood up in fright, and I hurriedly said, "No, no." The ghost brother is the best at doing things, where is there anyone who questions it? Just now, I was unwilling, and I ran the train with my mouth full, and I asked the two eldest brothers not to be angry, not to be angry. In this way, since I am not qualified to stay in the Netherworld, then I will not stay, please take me to the Hall of Death, drink Meng Po's Meng Po soup and let me be reincarnated as a human being, and promise not to stay here to be a powerful ghost. ”

Of course, ghosts want to sleep, and other people's beautiful wives don't want to let go, but compared to their own life and death, these are nothing. Maybe I was reincarnated, born in a rich family, and I don't know how much I can sleep with a girl who is a hundred times better than them. I already had a plan in my heart, so I decided to let go of the two chicks in the yang world, and everything will be reincarnated.

Unexpectedly, I took 10,000 steps back, but the two guys of black and white impermanence refused to back down half a step, and Bai Wuchang listened to my words and "hummed" again, and said, "You can make up your mind, boy." But don't even think about it, let me honestly go to the eighteenth layer of hell. ”

As soon as I twitched my hand on the chain, my soul felt as if it was about to be crushed by him, and I couldn't speak for a long time in pain. Only now did I realize that it hurts when people die, mainly depending on who is the person who did it.

My soul hurt like a dead dog at their mercy, and I came groggy to a place that resembled a prison, full of ghosts. I opened a wooden door and was about to stuff me into the dungeon, when suddenly many ghosts rushed out and knocked me aside, and then a crowd of people rushed around Black and White Impermanence.

The scene at that time was like two young women in Mingchun, and a group of **** pounced on them. I stupidly lay on the sidelines and watched the ghosts, or copy screwdrivers, or use fruit knives, or use 502 or something to greet the black and white impermanence, and I don't know what's going on?

Until a black, thin, skinny ghost who seemed to have seen it before came running over and pulled me up, shouting, "Brother, why are you stunned, run, do you really want to be beaten into the eighteenth layer of hell?" ”

When I heard this, I was refreshed and hurriedly asked, "You call me brother, did you know me before, I feel that you are very familiar, are you called Ampere?" Is it the one who used to jerk off in broad daylight on the other side of the lake in the villa area of Humen, Dongguan? ”

The didn't bother to pay attention to my questioning, and dragged me forward as fast as he could. It turns out that the ghost is really his grandmother's ability to fly, but I don't know how to apply it when I first arrive. In the process of leaping, I actually saw that there were all kinds of temples, and the things enshrined in the temples were moving, just like living people.

Of course, there are also mountains, rivers, fast food restaurants, slow food restaurants, etc., Huangquan Road has also been seen, but the bridge and the other side of the flower have also been seen, and the most amazing thing is that even the capital city has been seen. I just haven't seen Meng Po, Hades, Zhong Kui or something, and the sword mountain and fire sea in the eighteen-layer hell, and I haven't seen the rope oil pot, I guess we are not in the eighteen-layer hell, so we can't see it.

I don't know how long I flew with that, and finally stopped in a bare mountain, where the birds were singing, the sun was shining, the air was fresh, and I felt very satisfied.

Just when I thought this was his safe place of refuge, he dragged me to the top of the mountain and quickly floated to a stone tablet with the words "Eighteen Layers of Hell" written on it, and then reached out and patted it a few times, and saw that the stone tablet turned into a stone door and opened.

The dragged me to go inside, what I'm most afraid of now is to see things related to the eighteen layers of hell, think about being burned and fried in it every day, and I can't chat on the Internet, and I can't run out to date my sister and other boring days, I want to die, where I want to go inside, and throw myself into the net.

He stopped at the moment, pulled his arm and dragged him back hard, and shouted, "Hey, you're crazy, aren't you?" How can you run inside? ”

The said, "The eighteenth layer of hell is a forbidden place of black and white impermanence, and they can't enter it. ”

It's true that black and white impermanence can't enter, but I'm trapped in a place of no return, and it's not false that I can't be reborn forever. Rather than falling, it is better to fool around outside, maybe there is a chance to escape, and then let go and twist his head and say: "I don't go, you have to go by yourself, I don't want to be born forever." ”

As soon as the understood my thoughts, he said "Hi" and said, "What are you worried about, we were imprisoned by black and white impermanence because we didn't want to be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell." ”

"And you're going in again?" I asked curiously.

"This is different, those who are sent in by black and white impermanence are going to go up the sword mountain and down to the sea of fire, and fall into a place of no return. We went in by ourselves as a tourist, and there was nothing to do. ”

"Really?" I asked, incredulously.

"Brother, you saved my life back then, and I can't be grateful, how can I hurt you."

"Are you really the Ampere who picked up garbage with me back then?" I was really surprised and delighted to hear this, I really didn't intend to pull him back then, saving him was also saving myself, not sincerely saving him, I didn't expect to get today's good results, it seems that there is really a good reward, hehe.

The said, "If it weren't for me, who would be so kind to save you, you can't run." As he spoke, he dragged me into the gate of the eighteenth layer of hell, and there was nothing wrong with going in, but I saw a space in the middle that seemed to be covered by a big bowl, in which there were scenes of digging out my heart and lungs, chopping my hands and stomping my feet, going up and down the mountain and going down to the sea of fire, which made people feel their scalp tingle. Thinking that he would encounter a similar fate in the near future, he couldn't help but shudder in his heart, this ****** is not easy to be a human being, and it is really ****** difficult to be a ghost.

Fortunately, he is the one who took the initiative to enter for the time being, and not the ghost who was sent in by black and white impermanence, otherwise he could really only wait for death. Although the Ampere said that it was very safe here, I was still very nervous, and I didn't dare to take a breath, for fear that if I accidentally alarmed anyone and was arrested, it would be a big disaster.

Fortunately, Ampere Jiao is not a nervous person, and he didn't take me around after entering, but just dragged me to the corner of the wall and quietly drifted to the dark place, it seems that he said that this place is very safe and very watery.

But I'm a new ghost, I don't know anything, and everything is left to fate. I don't know how long I walked, but I stopped in a slightly dimly lit corner, and was about to ask him what he wanted to do, when I saw him raise his middle finger and make a silent motion, and then said to me, "Come, I'll teach you a great trick." As he spoke, the whole person turned into a mist and disappeared.

As soon as I saw 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart, was this teaching me, running away by myself? I don't know if he will appear in front of me again, this person is unfamiliar, and it was really his grandmother's trouble to be caught drinking, so I panicked at the moment and shouted towards the place where he disappeared: "An Peijiao, An Dandan, An An An, where are you going, come out quickly." ”

shouted a few times, but there was no response, and I panicked in my heart, and hurriedly took a few steps forward to see if there were any holes in the wall in front of me for Ampere to get into. Reaching out and touching a small hole the size of a ping-pong ball, he shouted to the hole at the moment: "Ampere Jiao, where are you ......" Before the words were finished, I felt that there seemed to be a strong suction force coming from the hole, sucking me involuntarily floating inside.

Just when I thought I was being squeezed into a ball of meat sauce, I realized that my body had already turned into a mist, and wisps drifted into it.

Sister,It's so easy to turn into smoke.,It seems that there's nothing to squeeze into the hole in the future.,After being proficient, go to the yang world to pretend to be forced.,Bubble girl should be super cool.。 Thinking of a better life in the future, I couldn't help but start snickering in my eyes.

After the whole person completely floated in, he found that there were many more people in it besides Ampere. Among them, there is a sharp, skinny, weasel-looking man I know, who is Ampe's brother-in-law, and the culprit who caused me and Ampeto to sleep on the overpass as beggars.

Fifteen years have passed, and I don't know if he will feel guilty when he sees me.