Chapter 3: Some Knowledge of Ghosts

He naturally knew me, and when he saw me coming, his slender old face squeezed out a smile, smiled at me, showed a row of black, yellow, black and yellow teeth, and said, "Brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing?" As he spoke, he took out a pack of Double Happiness from his crumpled jacket pocket, took out a cigarette and handed it to me. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I don't like to smoke, so I waved my hand to refuse his kindness, squatted down in front of them, and said a little sadly: "It's not good, if it's good, I wouldn't have died here so early." ”

I thought that he would see that I was not in a good mood, and would say some comforting words to make me feel better, after all, he threw his brother-in-law to me heartlessly, and it was I who worked hard to send his brother-in-law to him, so that he could have a good relationship with his wife.

But he didn't, just smiled, then pointed to a bonfire around them, and then said: "Wait for something good to eat, eat and live here with peace of mind, and you will have a good life in the future." ”

Next to Ampere's brother-in-law is a dark and thin horse-faced old woman, her two earlobes don't know if they were snatched and dragged because they had brought gold earrings before, and they were made out of a hole of more than two inches, which looked like a sagging dry ****, which made people look disgusting and terrifying.

She glanced at me and asked Ampere's brother-in-law, "Do you know this new ghost?" ”

He nodded, blew a smoke ring and said, "Your brother was brought back by him when he was in Dongguan, otherwise he would have died." ”

The woman looked at me without gratitude, but with an "oh" and her eyes on the campfire in front of her, she said no more.

Her husband looked at the past so coldly, it was impossible to expect her to be so enthusiastic about me, I didn't expect anything to happen in my heart, I just followed her gaze boringly. It's nothing, and I'm taken aback when I see it.

It turned out that the bonfire in front of him was not an ordinary bonfire, but it seemed to be using corpses as fuel and roasting something. I don't know what it is, it looks like a highly decomposed corpse, and it looks like a gum of teeth exposed, and its eyes burst out, making people want to vomit when they look at it

I was startled and asked, "What are you doing here, eating corpses?" ”

Everyone present scoffed at my ignorance, and Ampere said, "It's not a corpse, it's a ghost." If you eat a big supplement, your skill will at least be upgraded by several levels. ”

I was even more shocked when I heard this, and said, "Does this ghost also eat ghosts?" ”

Ampere smiled and said, "Eat, why don't you eat?" But we won't eat blindly, on the other hand, there are old and disabled doctors who waste the cost of medicine, don't worry, we will eat you. ”

When I heard this, I felt a lot of peace of mind, and then asked, "Where did this ghost come from, did you pick it up halfway?" ”

Ampere Jiao said again: "This ghost is also our own person, they bit his throat when he was fighting with Black and White Impermanence just now, and he can't survive, we don't want to waste resources to bring him back to eat." ”

Ampere's brother-in-law said at this time: "This fool uses a screwdriver at every turn, we used to stab people with a screwdriver when we escaped from the construction site, and I thought that we could still use this trick in the underworld, it was really brainless, and he deserved to die." ”

Seeing what he said so lightly, I couldn't help but feel cold, I was also contributing to the team, how could I be said to be so useless. I also know this dead man, because we were deceived into doing illegal work on the construction site at that time, and in order to protect me from escaping, we started a fight with the people at the construction site.

Later, according to An Peijiao's description, he stabbed the people at the construction site with a screwdriver, and the people at the construction site also broke his legs with iron rods, and later they were all arrested by the police station.

I didn't expect that he had already died twice when I saw him again, but fortunately he was not a beauty, otherwise he would definitely have been able to come to a few tear-jerking poems such as "In a blink of an eye, love in the next world", which will not be forgotten for a long time.

I regretted what had happened to him for a while, remembered something, and asked, "Isn't this man the same as a ghost?" I was afraid that people would not understand and added: "It is what it looks like when you are born, and what it looks like when you die." ”

Amperate shook his head and said, "No, it's your corpse and your ghost looks like it." The appearance of a ghost with your body intact is intact, and the appearance of your ghost is decomposed. ”

I was intrigued by what he said, and asked, "Then you are all newly dead, you all look good." ”

Ampere shook his head and said, "We've been dead for a long time, and we're old ghosts." We all have a certain amount of mana, and we can use it to maintain the appearance before death, so on the surface, it seems that we are in good condition. After we die, we will lose our mana and return to our original appearance, that is, we will not be able to see through our truth until we die. ”

"Oh, I see!" I suddenly realized, remembering that the cremation of the burned bones remained, thinking that they were invisible and traceless, and asked his thoughts at the moment, An Peijiao still shook his head and said: "This is the best, leaving the scene before the cremation will never change." There is no body anymore, and naturally there is no way to change according to the changes in the corpse. Moreover, they have been burned by fire, so they have fire energy up and down their bodies, and with fire control skills, they can use the fire in their bodies to protect themselves at any time, hurt enemies, and do other useful things. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the bonfire on the ground and said, "This guy was cremated, see if he has something to do, breathe fire and make a barbecue, Dohapi." ”

I basically understood what the situation is like after death, and I nodded and said, "It's good." At the time of cremation, it is green and pollution-free, and it does not compete with the living for land, and there are so many self-contained skills after death, which is quite good. ”

I couldn't think of any other topic for a while, so I watched them barbecue with a sullen mouth, and felt sad when I saw that after they were cooked, the ghost who had protected me and escaped to the point where I didn't know his name was dismantled.

The world of people is full of the indifference and darkness of human nature, and the same is true of this ghost world, it is not a problem for people to go to tea and cool, but their skin and flesh are even more miserable, and I don't know what will become after the ghost dies, whether it is completely empty or another ghost world.

For a while, my heart was full of confusion, and I suddenly lost interest in being a ghost, sleeping with my friend's wife, and the little slut who went to rape the ghost was gone, and I just wanted to find a place to be quiet.

I was in a daze, and suddenly saw An Pei pulling a piece of flesh and skin to me, and said to me: "Brother, eat it while it's hot, it's a high-end atmosphere and a ghost with mana and ability, and I will no longer be ignorant and know that someone will be pinched to death every minute." ”

When I saw that he was holding half of his cheeks, white teeth, bulging eyes, and a look that looked like a grudge and a sneer, I suddenly felt super disgusted and terrifying, and I felt the urge to vomit.

At that moment, he waved his hand and turned to it, and said, "I don't eat, you have to eat yourself." ”

Ampere Jiao was a little enthusiastic after all, and persuaded me: "Eat, if you don't eat, you will always be a little ghost without mana, without mana, you will not be able to maintain your complete ghost image, and you will be eaten by other big ghosts every minute, and there is nothing left, very miserable." ”

I'm still preparing for ghosts, so why don't I want to go along with these ghosts? At the moment, he still waved his hand and said: "Don't eat, don't eat, I'm not used to eating such disgusting things, you can eat it." ”

An Peijiao was still unwilling, and continued to persuade: "Don't you still want to go to the yang world to fulfill your unfulfilled wish, after eating this, you will have the ability, and you can continue to fulfill your wish by returning the soul from the corpse." ”

I was thrilled by what I said, and when I was thinking about whether to accept it, Ampere interjected with his sister: "What about borrowing a corpse to return a soul, a ghost has no heels, borrowing someone's corpse or has no heel, and people can see it at a glance." ”

Ampere said unconvinced: "Can you wear shoes and socks, people won't take off your shoes to see." ”

When his sister heard this, she mocked: "It's so simple, why were you discovered by others and brought down the underworld." ”

Ampere said dejectedly: "That's because I walked too fast when I was walking, my shoes fell out, people saw that I had half of my foot, and found that it was abnormal, and I was afraid that something big would happen so I ran back again." ”

It turns out that it is difficult for a ghost to wear shoes without heels, and if you walk a little faster, your shoes will be thrown off. When you go to an experienced old man or a Taoist monk or something, you find out that the wrong way is in minutes, and then destroy yourself.

Seeing that it is so different from what I imagined, I can't help but feel disappointed, but after all, there is a way back to the yang world, and I am still a little happy in my heart, after all, if you are in a good mood, what should be done still has to be completed, and it is always a pity to stay in my heart.

It's just that the lump of ghost meat in his hand feels terrifying when he looks at it, and it feels terrifying if he wants to eat it. I hesitate and don't know how to be good.

Ampere handed over to his sister who had already snatched the piece of ghost meat in his hand, and ate it all with a click, and then said to me: "If you don't eat ghost meat, you will have mana, but the speed is relatively slow." If you want to have mana quickly, you and my brother can find a place, you can give him a mouth, and let the mana in his body be taught to you through special channels. ”

Take a mouth, damn, even if it's a woman, I may not be able to get it in, not to mention that I'm still a dirty and smelly man, and he waved his hand and said: "I still don't want this, the mana is slow, anyway, I'm kind-hearted, pure, and I never go to pick up girls with good looks, and I don't care if my image is good or bad." You don't have to worry about me. ”

That being said, I was anxious about how to get mana through the immutable method, and then borrowed the corpse to resurrect the ghost chick to get it. Sister, if it drags on for a long time, the slut is asked for the first time by something like a pig, then ****** the ghost and the meaning of his mother.

As for my friend's wife, Ah Lian, it doesn't matter, anyway, she sleeps a lot, and it doesn't matter how many times she sleeps.