At 8:50 o'clock, at the elevator door on the first floor of an office building, it was bustling with people who were in a hurry to clock in at 9 o'clock. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The elevator is coming, the elevator is coming!"

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze!"

"My KFC! Breakfast is going to be squeezed out! ”

"My, my! Don't squeeze it, it's going to explode! ”

The elevator suddenly fell silent, and a petite girl blushed, lifted a bag of "M cow pure milk" in her hand, pointed it, and said weakly. "I mean this."

"Drip, drip, drip."

"Overloaded, overloaded."

"Those who come up after them go down quickly, or they will all have to be late."

"It's a big man, so old and fat, one person can top several people." A slightly chubby woman in her thirties, wearing dark blue overalls, squinted at Xun (xun ersheng) Dan beside her and said.

"Ya, it's obvious that you were the last to come up, why don't you go down to see me? What does it matter to you whether I am fat or not, do I eat your rice, or drink your cold water? Xun Dan was very unhappy in his heart, and glared angrily at this woman.

"What's the noise, I'm still in a hurry to clock in to work!"

"Yes, yes, is there a sense of morality!"

"I don't want to go up, an elevator person is waiting!"

Xun Dan looked at the last woman who came up, twisting her fat body and crowding into the crowd, and in the entire elevator, except for Xun Dan, all the people were desperately squeezing inside.

The place at the door is loose, and only the lonely Xun Dan is left, making it look like Xun Dan is the last person to come up, and he should go down.

The elevator made a full load of "Didi" sounds, and the noisy crowd chattered non-stop, which made Xun Dan's head, which was already seriously lacking sleep, swollen.

"Forget it, count me unlucky, be late if you're late."

Xun Dan stepped out of the elevator and stood at the door of the elevator looking down at everyone in the elevator.

Xun Dan, gender, male, born in 1988, 28 years old this year, white T-shirt on top, big pants on the bottom, slippers on his feet, 185cm tall, 185 pounds in weight, is a standard "big fat paper".

Originally, most of the people who came and went in this kind of office room were office workers in suits and leather shoes, but it was rare to see standard "diao silk" dresses like Xun Dan.

But that's the way it is, because Xun Dan is a "programmer ape" who develops games.

"Programming ape" actually has a tall name, called software engineer, but no one cares what it is, more people like to call it "code farmer" or "program ape".

Dealing with computers every day has gradually degraded his ability to communicate with people, just like taking this elevator.

As soon as Xun Dan entered the company, a somewhat sissy voice appeared in Xun Dan's ears.

"Xun Dan, why did you come, do you know that you are late again, I have been waiting for you for a long time, do you know how anxious I am?"

"Get out of the way, I'll sweep my face first."

"Thank you."

The punch card machine spit out two words, and then the time was displayed as "09:05", that's right, Xun Dan was late again.

The "man" in front of him is called Sun Cambridge, people like to call him "cheap sister", but it is unknown whether the gender is "male" or not.

Sun Cambridge is a game planner, although he is very annoying all day long, but I have to say that he is very good at dealing with people, whether it is the boss of the company or the boss of another company, he can always give fun to the fool, of course, the object of his fool is except Xun Dan.

Xun Dan can guarantee that he came at 8:59 at the earliest, and the so-called nonsense such as waiting for a long time was filtered out by Xun Dan's instinctive screening.

"Tell me, what are you going to do?" Xun Dan came to his computer and pressed the boot button.

Xun Dan has two monitors, which can facilitate his development, and at this time, the black screen is like a mirror, reflecting Sun Cambridge's "delicate" face, which makes his already unhappy mood even worse.

"You know, yesterday the guests of XXXX Technology came, and I drank with them until late, and their drinks were really good, if it weren't for me, I ......"

"Get straight to the point."

"Oh, change the demand."

"Hold a grass, is there a mistake, I've been working overtime for a month, and I didn't get home from work until three o'clock yesterday, just to give him this version, and he has to change it, is there a mistake!"

"There's no way, I'm begging for advice, when people are about to pass the first level, a full-screen charging page will pop up, and you will pay when you click on it."

"They also said that what they want is the player's impulsive consumption, so that he suddenly interrupts him when he is in the middle of the high, just like when he suddenly asks you for a few dollars during the climax, you will definitely raise your hand and surrender without hesitation."

"Payments need to be confirmed twice, or it is unfair to users, and there is a charge at this payment point, players have not experienced our game design at all, and this, as long as the payment is made, the player will not die, so what is the use of our level design?"

Xun Dan opened the offline document sent to him by Sun Cambridge at this time, pointed to one of them and said.

"Big brother, brother, you are my brother, people take money, if you don't change it according to others, who will we sell it to? We still have to eat, what if we don't do it, you just go, good, let's go. Come on! ”

"When is this version going to be?"

"Delivery next Monday, the advance payment has arrived, it's all my credit last night, you have to know ......"

Xun Dan felt that his eyes were dark.

"Xun Dan, Xun Dan, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, the artist Lu Ning came, saw Xun Dan who was falling to the ground, and hurriedly reached out to help him.

Lu Ning, the company's art, Xun Dan's cooperative art, has a tattoo of his own design on his arm, in his words, those who engage in art want to leave something of their own on their bodies, otherwise their lives will be incomplete.

"Damn, I've fainted. Don't have an accident, sister, have you changed your needs again? Two days ago, I heard that a coder jumped off a building. ”

"So busy, how can you have time to jump off the building, Xun Dan, wake up, don't scare me, if you can't finish our order, it's going to be in vain."

"Your uncle, shouldn't you die suddenly, you are still thinking about your little dividend, why don't you call 120 quickly!" Looking at Sun Cambridge's appearance, Lu Ning had a trace of anger.

"Ah, ah, there shouldn't be an accident, how many calls are 120?" Sun Cambridge began to panic a little, looking left and right and didn't know what to do.

"Stinky fool, call 114 to check! Hurry up and stop the ink. ”

"These two stinky fools, I took it, how can I be so stupid, I am really angry with you two." Xun Dan scolded with a smile.

"No, who is Lu Ning holding in his arms? Hold a grass, isn't that me? Don't...... I'm dead? ”

After a while, Xun Dan watched as "himself" was pulled to the ambulance and taken to the hospital.

It didn't take long for the doctor to come out of the emergency room, shake his head and say.

"Hey, we've done our best, and there's one less fat paper in the world."