Chapter 3: Rebirth? It's too bloody, isn't it?
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"Hey, we've done our best, and there's one less fat paper in the world."
"Hold a grass, I'm fat and what's wrong with you, what is missing a fat paper, if I don't die, I'll cut you to death if I go up now."
Following the corpse of "himself", Xun Dan walked all the way to the door of the morgue, which exuded a trace of coolness, which made people feel furious when they saw it.
"Lao Tzu hasn't been to this place since he was so old, Zhen Nyima is scary."
"No, I'm dead, I should say I've never seen it in my life."
"I'm already dead, what am I afraid of? Yes, I'm a ghost, what are you afraid of? ā
Thinking like this, there was nothing to be afraid of, and Xun Dan floated into the morgue lightly.
A dazzling light sprinkled down, and Xun Dan's eyes ached.
"What are you doing with the curtains so dazzling?"
"Dog, with sunshine, you can grow taller." A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl looked at Xun Dan with a smile, looking youthful and energetic.
"Jiang Li?"
Xun Dan was stunned, this Jiang Li was his junior high school classmate and Xun Dan's dream lover, from childhood to adulthood, Xun Dan used every possible means to pursue her, stalking, grinding and hard bubbles, and doing everything.
During college, she saved her own money and put the rest of her living expenses and the money she earned from playing games into her account, and in this way, she became a very "simple" boyfriend and girlfriend with herself.
But just after graduating from college, on a business trip to the imperial capital, Xun Dan was pulled to KTV and unexpectedly met the "goddess" in his mind.
Five Grandpa Mao, satisfying any posture, makes him feel that his whole life is full of gloom.
"No, what are you thinking? Why am I here, Jiang Li, why are you still wearing a school uniform? You've been cosplaying lately, huh? ā
"Dog, do you have a fever? If you don't wear a school uniform, you won't be deducted points? The teacher didn't kill me, huh? After speaking, Jiang Li stretched out her hand and put it on Xun Dan's forehead.
When Xun Dan was in elementary school, the primary school Chinese teacher's first roll call saw his name as "Gou Dan", so the nickname of Dog Dan was gloriously inherited by Xun Dan, until the university, when he met a group of strange classmates, this nickname was only gotten rid of by him.
"I don't have a fever, deduct points, you took the wrong medicine."
"I think you just took the wrong medicine, it's recess time, why don't you go to the recess exercise! Jiang Li swept away, what are you staying for? At this time, the head teacher Xu Hu came over.
Xu Hu is Xun Dan's junior high school homeroom teacher, teaching English, he is in his forties, and he has a beer belly like a baby in October, showing that he drinks well.
"Teacher, I have a stomachache." Seeing Xu Hu coming, Xun Dan already had an instinctive reaction and blurted out an excuse.
"Stomach ache? You either have a stomachache or a butt pain one day, how can you always have something, go to the back of the classroom and stand, and you stand in the next class! ā
"Oh, got it."
Seeing Xun Dan turn around and walk to the back of the classroom, Xu Hu walked out of the classroom again to supervise the classmates in the class to dance radio gymnastics.
"That's not right, I'm looking at thirty people, why are I still afraid of going to the teacher?"
"If I hold a grass, I can't be reborn, right? This is too bloody, don't you want to be so pitiful! ā
"This must be a hallucination, my body is nothing serious, how can I die suddenly, all this is fake, by the way, I heard that in the illusion of coma, as long as you fall from a high place, you will wake up."
Xun Dan thought in a mess, and then came to the window and jumped on the window.
"I held a grass, and my father was scared to death. Why is it so high? ā
Xun Dan jumped down from the window again, don't look at Xun Dan as a big man, but he has a very serious fear of heights, although this is only the fourth floor, it still scares Xun Dan enough.
"Dog, what are you doing?" Jiang Li, who came back from carrying water outside, couldn't help but lose her face when she saw Xun Dan on the window, and rushed to Xun Dan in three steps and two steps, and grabbed Xun Dan.
looked at Jiang Li in front of her, as pure as a little flower, and thought of the heavy makeup she saw in KTV a few years ago, which made Xun Dan feel very uncomfortable.
"This is not her, I should treat her differently, otherwise, it will be unfair to her, I hope that in this dream, you are still the Jiang Li in my heart."
"What are you talking about here? What are you doing here, how dangerous is this? Aren't you afraid of heights, and you're still running here? ā
Jiang Li's mouth chattered about Xun Dan, Xun Dan didn't hear a word, just looked at her with a smirk, watching her every move, the whole person was stunned.
"Actually, it's not bad in a dream......" Xun Dan thought.
"Hello classmates."
"Hello teacher." A beautiful woman in her twenties stood on the podium, wearing a pink overalls suit, revealing her delicate figure, but without losing the solemnity of being a teacher, she was Xun Dan's geometry teacher.
When he was in junior high school, Xun Dan was still a top student, especially Geometry, and his academic performance at that time was always among the best in the school, and the geometry teacher always took good care of him.
"Xun Dan? Dropped the ball? I was punished by Mr. Xu again, you can tell me about this homework question, I will let you go back to sit and listen to this class, I don't care about other classes, my class is still my talk. After speaking, he looked at Xun Dan who was standing at the end of the classroom with a smile.
"Hold a grass, teacher, don't make trouble, it's more than ten years ago, where will I go, you can kill me." Xun Dan thought to himself.
"That...... Teacher, I won't ......"
"You don't know that?" The geometry teacher frowned slightly, looking at Xun Dan in disbelief.
"Uh...... yes, my stomach hurts, and I can't remember it a little. ā
"Poof, what's the relationship between a stomachache and doing the question, forget it, if you're not feeling well, go back to your seat and sit down, you can remember it when I talk in a while, you can't make a mistake and lose my face during the exam." After speaking, she also stretched out her pretty jade finger and pointed to her cheek.
"It's so punctual, why didn't I notice it back then, but I vaguely remembered that the geometry teacher was a beauty, but I didn't expect it to be so beautiful. I'm still staring at Jiang Li, is the geometry teacher my dish? ā
Thinking of this, Xun Dan sucked the saliva that flowed to his mouth.
"This is today's homework, you hand it over to Xun Dan tomorrow morning, Xun Dan, you can help me correct it directly, I have something to do tomorrow."
"It's not going to be a date, is it?" Xun Dan actually blurted out, and after saying this, the whole class focused their eyes on this person who was a little strange today.
"What nonsense? Tomorrow our teachers will give me questions, and I have to study the exam questions! The geometry teacher said with a little blush.