Chapter 11

Hearing Chen Baxian say this, I instantly felt that I was coaxing, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, let's have some drinks to suppress the shock." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

With that, I took out the Coke I had prepared from the fridge and poured a whole glass for each person.

"It was freezing all afternoon, and the temperature was just right." I smiled and served the Coke to everyone.

"Drink more, drink more." I watched everyone take the Coke, and I couldn't help but laugh.

"The owner is such a good person!" Threatened

"Kind-hearted, but also righteous." The fat man said

"That's it!" Stuttering in line

You exaggerate these stupid hats, but you don't know that my poisonous plan has begun.

Croton, you're going to love it!

Hey...... Hey, hey, hey......

I gave Chen Baxian a full cup, and I said to myself, "This is aggravated!" Specially prepared for you."

Chen Baxian took the Coke very politely, and it was indispensable to praise it again, and then he raised his neck and drank a full glass of Coke.

I watched Chen Baxian drink Coke, and it was a cool word in my heart!

"Boss, you see? ……”

The Eight Immortals asked tentatively.

"There's no problem, it's on me, who of us is with whom, the matter of the two brothers and sisters will be handed over to me, safely!" I slapped my chest with a bang.

"Why don't we start now?"

"I'll look at it, look at mine!"

I waved to the little girl, who floated up to me and looked up at me.

"Go, tell your brother to lie down in the coffin, we are going to see your parents soon, let him not make a fuss!"

"Really?" There was a happy smile on the little girl's bleeding face, and the expression was so beautiful that I was a little afraid to look at it.

"Remember, uncle is a good man!" I give him a thumbs up!

The little girl nodded happily: "Well, uncle is a good person." ”

There was not much time, the coffin lid was closed again, and the coffin nails were stapled, which could be regarded as settling down.

Chen Baxian walked over with a shy face, revealing an embarrassed smile.

"That...... The owner, the Eight Immortals are short of one, I don't know if I can ask you to help? ”

Sure enough, it's a cheeky one! Have you ever heard of making the owner too coffin? I was about to say no, when 007's voice rang in my ears: "Promise him." ”

"You're sick!" I was amazed.

"Don't forget, you did something on the coffin, and you can go and help so you can do it secretly." 007 said, but reminded me.

I thought about it, and you think it makes sense: "For the sake of a noble ideal!" I admit it. I screamed in my heart.

So I smiled at Chen Baxian and said, "What are these words, carrying a coffin is not a big deal!" Let's not see outside, brothers. "My amiable smile, at this moment, must be so warm, even if it is ice and snow I can warm up.

Yes, yes, our brothers don't need to be polite. Chen Baxian looked a little flattered.

He smacked his lips: "Ahhh You see, this thing is embarrassing, or when this thing is done, according to the previous price, I will take two hundred less? Chen Baxian said with some pain.

"Poof."

I almost didn't throw up, and I looked at Chen Baxian with my eyes, but found that this thing looked serious.

Today I finally know what it means to be invincible, the water is clear and there are no fish, and I have thoroughly appreciated the coquettishness of Chen Baxian's actions.

One and a half million, two hundred less?

………… I suddenly felt that my long-lost discipline was back.

"Needless to say, I'll help you, don't mention money to me again." I was utterly defeated.

"That's embarrassing, or take a hundred ...... casually"

"Shut ...... up"

I stopped drinking Chen Baxian: "Let's hurry up!" ”

I chose the coffin with a large mouth, and the location was close to the small hole, and my reason was that the stammering was a child and should carry the small coffin.

"Throwing incense burner ......"

"Don't fall, it's too late to delay." I interrupted Chen Baxian, this thing is just a tendon, where did you get so many ways and rules, wouldn't it be over if you were honestly killed by me!

I found out that the coffin was not as heavy as the legend, eight old men, carrying two corpses, two hundred catties, plus the coffin can have about two hundred catties, and the weight on each person's shoulders is only a few dozen catties.

Chen Baxian is really a pit ratio, remembering how I believed his nonsense when I was alive, this discovery made me even more determined to kill him.

He must not be allowed to harm the world again!

It was pouring rain outside, and as soon as we got out, we were drenched like water dogs.

The clothes on the body are tightly glued to the body, not to mention how awkward.

"The distance is not very far, let's go faster, strive to carry the coffin to the dirty pit at eleven o'clock, bury it on time at twelve o'clock, and let's wash our feet after the work, which is so comfortable." Chen Baxian shouted to cheer up the people and the eight immortals.

As soon as I heard about washing my feet, the waist pole of a group of old men suddenly straightened, especially those middle-aged and elderly people in their forties and fifties, which made me feel that they were suddenly energetic.

Sure enough, with Chen Baxian's encouragement, the speed of travel was much faster, and after crossing a section of cement road, he finally came to the front of the hill.

The cement road came to an end here, replaced by a potholed dirt road, and after being soaked in rainwater, the road had long been muddy and difficult to navigate.

Stepping on it with a deep foot and a shallow foot, the coffin swayed and became difficult to lift.

"Click."

A flash of lightning streaked across the sky, followed by rolling thunder that rattled our eardrums.

"Work hard, it's good to get to the top of the mountain, there are still 300 meters at most?" Gangster Chen Tiannan roared and cheered everyone on.

At this moment, the carrying bar on his shoulders suddenly sank, adding a lot of weight out of thin air.

It felt like the coffin was getting heavier.

"Crunch ......"

The male cable that tied the coffin squeaked slightly, as if it was a little overwhelmed.

"Hmmm......"

Guo Fatzi let out a muffled snort in front of me, he and I walked side by side, he was in front, I was behind, two people on each side of the coffin, a total of eight people in front and behind.

At this moment, the bodies of our eight big men were all together, one short.

"Ninth Brother ......"

The fat man's voice was a little out of tune, as if he knew something.

"Hold on, don't worry too much, and go to the top in one go."

"Okay."

Guo Fatzi held back his strength, his waist suddenly stiffened, and the other Eight Immortals did the same, obviously they had already cooperated tacitly.

The heavy coffin was once again lifted alive by us.

"Let's go."

Chen Baxian shouted angrily and said, "Brothers, remember, there is no coffin that we can't carry, we must bury the deceased in peace." ”

The coffin swayed and walked towards the top of the mountain again, slowly, but steadily.

However, it didn't take many steps. The coffin, which was already heavy, slammed again.