Chapter XII

The coffin became heavier, which was a clear omen, and my heart jumped wildly, "Could it be that those two people have returned to their souls?" ”

Thinking like this, my heart suddenly became excited, and it seemed that my god-slaughtering plan had already begun!

"Brother Jiu, I have a stomachache. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" threatened to suddenly cover his stomach, and his face was extremely ugly.

"Mine hurts too." The fat man Guo Yaozu also looks like a dead father.

"Me too, I really want to go to the toilet, no, I can't hold it anymore." When Chen said this, Chen Tiannan's body couldn't help but be slightly shorter, and I immediately felt that the coffin had become much heavier again.

……

"your grandma, at this moment, I finally understand that the coffin has become heavier!" I was still nervous and thinking about it, but I didn't expect that it was croton that worked, and the stomach hurt and made them lose their strength.

Obviously, this juncture and stomach pain are very tricky things, because according to Chen Baxian's book, once the coffin is on the shoulder, before it is carried to the burial pit, it must not fall to the ground.

And 007 listened to me say this and made the Croton plan.

Chen Baxian suddenly stretched out his right hand and interrupted everyone.

Everyone's footsteps stopped neatly, all looking at him with their eyes, waiting for him to be in danger, even I was curious, how did this Chen Baxian deal with this matter!

The palm knife held by Chen Baxian gradually clenched into a fist in our eyes, and the slightly trembling knot could see that he must be making a crucial decision at this time.

"Porphyry......

Suddenly, a loud fart sound came from behind Chen Baxian's buttocks, and the sound was too loud to drown out the sound of rain.

Suddenly, I smelled a smoky stench, coming from Chen Baxian in front, he suddenly threw down the bar, quickly ran to the side, regardless of everyone's reaction, taking off his pants was a strong catharsis, because it was too sudden, I even saw some blue and yellow splashes on Chen Baxian's trouser belt.

I was surprised by this scene!

Seeing that Chen Baxian threw down the coffin, who was still willing to bear it, they all followed suit and threw away the carrying bar, scattered in all directions, unbuttoned their pants and squatted down.

"Porphyry ......" is another ruthless catharsis.

A bolt of lightning flashed and illuminated seven or eight snow-white butts.

The sound of catharsis sounded to me like a galloping horse, but it was obviously not an ordinary horse, but a grass and mud horse, a legendary and very magical beast.

As I muttered the name of the beast, I suddenly felt mixed feelings.

It was also the first time I had seen the spectacular sight of seven or eight big men pulling poop together, the nature of the open air, the key was on a stormy night, such a picture was much more terrifying than I expected.

Looking at these snow-white and flawless ****** plates, an idiom came to my mind, "be honest with each other".

This reminds me of the scene when the leaders often held meetings around a large table during my previous life, just like the one in front of me, and it was very presence.

There were only a few tables that turned into coffins, but they were all square, the faces became butts, completely oval, and I stood in the center, as if in the middle of the interview.

Fucking blunders.

Such a picture is like a peerless masterpiece created by an old painter created under the Eiffel Tower, who took a lifetime to create a sudden inspiration.

The rain washed the poop away, and as the rain flowed down the mountain, some of it splashed on their pants. I can't help but wonder, can they really go to the foot washing city like this, and find a beautiful girl to massage and wash their feet?

Can't you?

Not necessarily!

As the initiator, of course, I didn't miss such a wonderful moment, so I decided to take a picture and save it, and the angle I chose was great, it was great, and it was a perfect capture of the moment.

Finally, the nth thunder rolled in, and the eight immortals reluctantly lifted their pants, a little unsatisfied.

I didn't see them wipe their butts, and I don't know if they brought some toilet paper!

However, even if you bring it, it's useless, such a heavy rain, how to use it, let's even use rainwater to wash it!

Amazing thing!

Chen Baxian was not embarrassed at all, beckoned everyone to the side of the coffin, and said cheekily: "Owner, is the Coke you gave us expired?" ”

I certainly won't admit it, looking at the period, half past eleven, and only half an hour before twelve.

"Let's go on, there's no time." I said.

Chen Baxian and the others nodded, and several people returned to their positions just now, listening to Chen Baxian's slogan.

"One, two, three, start the bar."

The coffin was lifted over the shoulders again, and the crowd walked towards the top of the hill.

It's just that this time the coffin looks a little dangling and difficult to hold.

A few old men trembled with their legs, as if they had no strength.

didn't take a few steps, and there was another fart sound from Chen Baxian in front of him.

"Chen Baxian, if you put down the coffin again, there will be no one and a half million!" I said loudly, I really don't want to admire their asses anymore.

When he heard me say this, his waist instantly straightened up, as if it was full of infinite strength.

Therefore, Chen Baxian is a very principled person!

This time, Chen Baxian proved to me enough professionalism, because even if his ass kept coming from the sound of "porphyry", he didn't stop because of it.

As I walked, I suddenly noticed some faint dark green stains flowing from under Chen Baxian's trousers, mixed with some vegetable leaves and soybean sprout petals.

An unpleasant stench that could not be concealed even by the heavy rain permeated the place where he walked.

"007 I swear, when I kill Chen Baxian, I will definitely settle accounts with you, damn it, thank you for giving me a new experience of life."

"Whoever of us is with whom, you're welcome." 007's voice ringed in his head.

"It's all your idea!" My teeth itched.

"I'll tell you something worth noting, the temperature around you is dropping at a rapid rate, it's ten degrees at the moment."

I was stunned for a moment, only to realize that this was indeed the case, and before I knew it, the air had become cold.

"Nine degrees."

"Octave."

"Seven degrees."

007's voice kept ringing.

Looking left and right, several people around him began to tremble violently at some point, and white mist appeared in their breathing.

"Twice."

"One Degree"

"Zero degrees. Power enters the Frost node. ”

The temperature dropped very quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was below zero.

"Bang bang ......" a familiar sound.

There was a pain in our faces, and I don't know when, the raindrops in the sky turned into hail and smashed our faces.

"Huh! Hail! Guo Yaozu's voice came from in front of me.

"Do you like it, I gave you a gift, it's really hard for you in such bad weather."

Threat suddenly raised his head, and his eyes flashed with a strange light.