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Let's talk about this Chen Baxian first. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Eight immortals, to put it bluntly, are the eight people who carry the coffin, of course, this is his name as the author, he himself doesn't know what it's called, the book says it's called Chen Jiu, I guess he made it up blindly, because the current gods like to make up blindly, make up plots, make up stories, and let a group of brainless fans pay to watch them make up stories.

They like it, because the readers like it, so they develop a bad habit of making things up, and none of them are willing to tell the truth.

It's fundamentally different from me, because I like to be honest.

Speaking of this Chen Baxian, I dare to say that his real name is definitely not Chen Jiu, because if he really dares to call this name, I dare to say that he is a turtle.

It is undeniable that his writing is good, the book "The Coffin Bearer" is worth a look, as the name suggests, it is to carry the coffin of the dead, which was originally a niche subject that was not enough to say, but in his hands to give life, whether it is the content or the plot, there is nothing to say, so he became famous in the book.

Of course, his level can't be compared with mine, he just takes the reader's point of view, and I am really scared to death by my own book.

I've studied this guy, and he must have studied the matter of carrying the coffin, which is why he wrote so wonderfully, and I have to say that he is a vulgar person with low tastes, and he is very different from me.

It was because of his book that I fell into the pit of the supernatural, and I was scared to death because of writing books.

In a word, I hate him!

According to the rules, if I want to kill him, I can only let him carry the coffin in the book world.

Hengyang, Hunan, the hometown of coffin bearer Chen Baxian, this damn unlucky star who should not find true love, became famous here and made a fortune.

I decided to ask him to carry the coffin for me.

There's no way, I really want to take a few platinum gods to open the knife, what potatoes, tomatoes, the third young master, etc......

However, it's a pity that my ability is to get them into the world of works and then find a way to kill them, but I think it's better to take the culprit first before I can solve the hatred in my heart.

Well, the truth is, I think this guy is weak, relatively easy to bully, after all, he is too coffin, although he learned Zhuge Liang's half-book codex, what six Ding Liujia techniques, but in the end he is still a half-hanger, I am confident that he will be killed.

I first went to the largest coffin shop in the city, and asked the boss about Chen Baxian, of course people know this guy, speaking of him Chen Baxian, he hated it so much, and he looked like he was about to tear the coin with me, and he thought I was a friend of Chen Baxian for a long time.

When I asked why, it was exactly what I expected.

Because in the past two years, the rise of this unfortunate rush has become famous in ten miles and eight towns, but he is not satisfied with this industry alone, and has even started a chain, who has a dead dog He has to carry the coffin for others, and the price is high.

Ever heard of carrying a coffin for a dog? He has done this kind of thing of laughing off his big teeth, it is said that he recently carried a Tibetan mastiff, and the dog is a rich man, and it is said that he is a real estate developer.

Eight generations of ancestors, I couldn't afford to buy a birdcage with more than 20 floors before I died, he actually installed a big grave for his dog, damn the developer, the land was ruined by this group of people.

Back to business.

This Chen Baxian has recently been not satisfied with the status quo and has been handling the whole process for others, even where to buy the coffin and who to buy.

As a result, a lot of business went to his relatives' homes, so that some coffin shops that were originally buying and selling well were suppressed, which was quite desolate.

It can be said that this guy is now in the dead man's business, and it can be said that he can't control the sky with one hand.

Bidding farewell to the owner of the coffin shop, I found Chen Baxian's newly bought house in the city, a suburb, a two-story building, a house and a courtyard, which is not the same as what he said in the book.

It seems that this guy has one more crime in me, "pretending to be b"

It was still getting dark, and through the courtyard, I saw a light on one of the houses on the second floor, and I knocked unceremoniously on the door of his house.

"Bang bang bang...."

After a while, the door opened, and it was opened by a disheveled and disheveled beauty, wearing a black suspender, and I could tell through the concave outline of the dress that she was not wearing underwear.

"it!" I came at the right time, and I think I'm lucky.

"Who are you looking for?" The beautiful water stared at me with big eyes, and it was quite polite.

"I'm looking for Chen Baxian, and I have a funeral that needs to be handled by him." My gaze wandered back and forth over the beauty.

"Come in." There was a slight displeasure on the beauty's face.

"Beauty, who are you?" I asked deliberately.

"My name is Joyce." The voice of the beautiful woman is neither salty nor light.

"Fuck, I was deceived by this turtle again, why is it different from what is said in the book, didn't you say that you don't like people?

Damn hypocrisy and hypocrisy, inconsistent on the outside, macho in the book, and not at all decent. As soon as it got dark, he had already finished rolling the sheets, and it was estimated that he was also a rapid-fire man for thirty seconds. ”

After a while, I met the rumored Chen Baxian.

To my great surprise, this guy is completely different from himself in his book, not to mention handsome, it is simply an insult to this word.

I can only describe him like this: "hooked nose, triangular eyes, buffalo chin hanging eyebrows, crucian carp eyes, catfish mouth, plus pockmarked pimples." ”

But he said in the book that he was very handsome! It turned out to be the yy of the ego.

I now finally understand why the gods have risen.....

One word "shameless"

Two words: "Insist on shamelessness." ”

"You are Chen Baxian?" I asked deliberately.

"Who are you?" Chen Baxian looked at me a little unkindly, because he noticed that my gaze kept walking around Joyce.

"My name is Cangqiong, I heard that your coffin is carried well, and there is a job for you to do, but I don't know what you are capable of."

I've read this guy's book and know what kind of personality this guy is, so I came up and squeezed him with words.

"Hmph..."

Chen Baxian snorted coldly, and the catfish pouted: "I, Chen Baxian, am not a vain liar, my footprints have been all over the country, not to mention anything else, there are no less than 100 coffins that have been carried, yin coffins, yang coffins, hanging coffins, secondary coffins, which are not difficult to lift coffins." ”

When he said this, Chen Baxian's eyes flashed with a hint of triumph.

"That's good, as long as you can carry my coffins, the price is not a problem, how about a million?" I said with a smile, my eyes still on Joyce's body, this beautiful woman is really full of taste!

"A million?" Chen Baxian's eyes lit up, and the expression on his face was like his dead fish eyes, and with a turn, it turned into an amiable smile, full of flattery.

It seems that he really loves money like life, which is the same as the secretary.

Thinking of this, I didn't bother to rub my tongue with this guy, and said bluntly: "I will call you to tell you the specific time and place, and when I get to the place, I will give you a deposit of 500,000 yuan first, and then give 500,000 yuan after the matter is completed." ”

A big chrysanthemum suddenly bloomed on Chen Baxian's face, and he sent me out of the house with a smile.

"Be careful, this Chen Baxian has a faint purple qi on his body, it should be related to the cultivation of that half of the codex, don't kill him when the time comes, and it also exposes your ghost identity, and you end up scattered."

"Can I think of him as a solution?" I asked

"No, they can only die in their profession. This is the rule, but also the law, under the law has long been doomed, can not be changed. ”

"Fuck the law! In this way, if you want to kill the great god, you have to be Ma Yue in the year after tomorrow! I couldn't help but curse.

"Decay, you deserve to be scared to death by yourself." 007 replied.

"I, you, believe it or not, I'll tear you up now."

"It's just you, wait a billion years, and you won't be able to catch up with my tail."

", you're arrogant, you have the ability to wait for Lao Tzu." I can't afford to lose momentum, I find that this machine spirit is just a joke.

"You still have to think of a way, how to let Chen Baxian die on the way to carry the coffin." 007 had a sarcastic tone.

"I'm afraid of a hair, I'm going to make a death ritual and let him carry the coffin well, I'm going to scare him to death," I said proudly, because I am the master of this world.

"What do you make? Your pitiful two points of energy can tear you apart with a wild dog! 007 said

"Uh... So what do you do? ”

"It's not like there's no way, it's up to you how you operate."

"What's the solution?" My eyes lit up slightly.

"I'll link the city's information to your brain, see for yourself." Light Brain said.

There were lightning flashes and thunder and countless images flashing through my mind, which made me dizzy.

When I returned to normal, I had a lot of information in my mind, all of which were some deaths in the city in recent days, and of course people who had to handle the funeral.

I pondered it back and forth in my mind, and gradually a strange time of death caught my attention.

It is said that there happened to be a bizarre death in the city, the deceased was a family, two adults, two children, and the death of the family was somewhat inexplicable, because they all died in their own homes, and the body of the wife was scorched by the flames and there was no human form.

"That's it."

"Woo ......."

Suddenly, a dog barked in the street, and I saw a huge black wild dog standing under a telephone pole, looking at me with green eyes, as if it was about to pounce.

"Holy, 007, you crow's mouth........ You must have done it on purpose, Lao Tzu will kill you sooner or later. ”

I scolded 007 angrily, spread my feet, and fled like a distant place without my life.