Chapter 3: Vicious tricks, vowing to kill Chen Baxian
Chapter III
"Damn black-skinned vicious dog, I'll kill you sooner or later......"
"You're just too addicted, if I hadn't covered you, Chen Baxian would have been able to kill you just now......" The machine spirit's gloating tone came. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
ββ¦β¦ If you don't speak, no one will be dumb for you, so I'm not the master? Why do even dogs bully me? It's not fair......"
I vented my frustration.
"Otherwise, you're going to go back and bite that black dog?"
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", you wait, I'll kill you sooner or later."
I hate this teasing so much, just like I hate the gods, if they didn't occupy the altar, Lao Tzu wouldn't have coded words day and night, let alone scared himself to death in the middle of the night, and in the end I didn't take a dime of the manuscript fee,......
"You still have to think about how to kill Chen Baxian! Imbeciles......"
"None of these gods are good, and I will kill them one by one sooner or later." I said confidently.
"That's a good thing to say, the truth is, you're the big villain, what kind of righteous brother you want me to say, that's what you should be (...... I still want to set up that torii! Shameless. "There is contempt in the words of the machine spirit.
"............"
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I'm a ghost, so I don't have to sleep.
So, I went to the scene of the death, and for some reason, two days have passed, and no one has found out about the death!
As soon as I opened the door, I could smell a foul smell of burnt paste mixed with blood and a slight stench.
The smell excites me a little.
There was no chaos in the house, and there were no traces of fighting, and there were still washed fruits and a stack of watermelon seeds in the fruit bowl on the coffee table, plus a cup of tea water, I smelled it, Xinyang Maojian!
There was a burnt corpse lying on the floor of the hall, yes, just a little charred, half of his face was black, and half of his face was black and white skin was exposed, which made me feel disgusting, and if it weren't for the fact that I was a ghost, I think I would have vomited.
I squatted down next to the female corpse and looked at it, shook my head, it burned like this, and I couldn't tell if it was a beautiful woman.
The door to one of the bedrooms was ajar, and I pushed the door and entered, and a thick smell of blood entered my nostrils, and on the snow-white sheets lay the corpse of a naked man, covered in blood, and the blood flowed all over the ground, and had long since dried up and turned dark red.
"Tsk! β¦β¦ Who is so ruthless and pokes so many watermelon knives. I shook my head in admiration
"Stupid coin, it's obviously scissors, can't you see it on the ground, are you blind?"
"Uh......"
I picked up the scissors on the ground, walked over to the man, found a bloody hole, and tried to put the scissors in, and closed them tightly.
Sure enough, it was scraped to death by scissors.
"One, two, three, four......"
"What are you doing?"
"I'll count, how many knives there are."
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When I got to the last room, I still felt a lot of discomfort in my heart.
The two children lay quietly on the bed, bleeding from their seven orifices.
The contrast between their young faces and their appearance of death made them look very disturbing.
"The child is innocent, and the one who kills a thousand knives will not even let the child go."
"It's maddening." The machine spirit said.
I was stunned, and said that this guy still has some conscience.
I picked up a towel and wiped the blood from the corners of the child's eyes and nose before leaving the room.
On the couch, I looked at the scene of the death and felt very emotional.
"How did you say this family died?" I said to the machine spirit.
"You're here to hurt people, not to solve the case, don't think of yourself as Conan." The machine spirit finally said something relatively sincere.
"Makes sense!" I nodded in agreement, and I must not forget the sacred task.
"In a few days, it will be the first seven, the dead will return to their souls, you can use the first seven to deal with Chen Baxian!"
"Makes sense. But it's hot now, and by then, won't the corpses all stink? "I can't bear it.
"It's good if it stinks, it will make Chen Baxian disgust him before he dies."
"Hey, that makes sense"
"You're terrible, but you're very intelligent." My heart rejoices.
"Let's discuss the specifics with each other."
"Makes sense, I think it should be ......"
"It's okay to ......"
"If you can make Chen Baxian ......"
"Hey......
"Quack ......"
In the dark room, we finally settled on a perfect plan, and I gave it the name "Eight Immortals Death Plan"
However, the machine spirit disagreed, saying that my name was too earthy, so it was changed to "Yagami Fall Project"
I certainly disagreed, because I felt that my plan was the best, just as I thought the book I wrote before I died was the best, and I was always confident in myself.
Hatefully, the machine spirit threatened me with words, saying that if I didn't use his name, I wouldn't get his help.
Who am I, and can I be threatened and oppressed by him?
The answer isβ "Yes!" β
I secretly swore in my heart that sooner or later I would kill this **** machine spirit, and if Tai Sui Ye dared to break ground on his head, wouldn't it be too long.
I asked the machine spirit to investigate the background of this family, the foreign population, and the lack of relatives here, I can be regarded as a good deed.
As the master, I really have some rights, for example, I can exchange some things from the machine spirits, and these things are all kinds of things.
For example, RMB, a handful of ******, a book of 300 Tang poems......
Of course, this was what the machine spirit told me, and I suspected that this grandson was hiding something from me, and I was secretly determined to let him spit out all his secrets sooner or later.
After discussion, I used half of my energy to exchange two million yuan, why half a point, because yuan is very cheap here, just like paper money burned by the living for the dead.
The reason is that the renminbi is equivalent to waste paper in the setting of this mountain and river map.
I don't think so. For this reason, I think this reel system is also a ****.
I gave Chen Baxian a call.
"Hey. Chen Baxian's voice came from the other end of the good words, mixed with a heavy woman's gasp.
"Chen Baxian, what are you doing? I'm the one who just asked you for something. I said deliberately.
"I, I'm drinking tea." Chen Baxian was obviously stunned for a moment before he spoke, but there was excitement in his voice.
"Poof......
"Tea, uh...... You drink more, drink more, and two days later, go to xxx place on the outskirts of the west city to handle the funeral. β
I put it bluntly.
"Whew...... Tired...... Don't worry, let's talk about it...... Decide...... Kim ......"
"When someone comes, give money immediately." I hung up.
What the hell, drink tea, when Lao Tzu doesn't know that you are rolling the sheets.
"Drinking tea" is quite apt, I like it.
Two days later, Chen Baxian arrived as promised, followed by a few people.
A fat man like a pig, a skinny monkey gangster, a handsome long-haired guy with oily hair, a younger boy, and Joyce, whom I met yesterday.
The original team, this is in line with the situation in the book.
I recognized them all.
The fat man is Guo Yaozu, the gangster is a rich second-generation Chen Tiansheng, the handsome guy is a doctor, called Changmao Threatened, and the child's name is stammering.
I saw it all in my eyes and was thrilled in my heart.
Chen Baxian, Chen Baxian, since you're here, don't think about leaving!